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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №115379
 27.06.2015
Turkey is harming children. I left my daughter (10 years) for 5 minutes on the water slopes. I complain with the cocktailman, and this pitcher is already jumping from the highest and fastest hillside and at the same time orët bass: "for airborne!!and "

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115378
 27.06.2015
XHH: In our news, we bound one local chinous who tried to squeeze the new Mazda car from the local businessman, oh how!
Masdaimstvo is the oldest tradition in Russia!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115377
 27.06.2015
I was just born in the office.
We have postcards, as many where by names. The guy, in view of a hard-to-pronounce surname, hence an incomprehensible to the hearing email address, was limited to the initials ass@...
Now we sit down, chew and imagine a situation when the client asks where to write.
As usual he answers:
- Write: "Es", the dog...
The following is the standard pro "es" question:
- "S" as the dollar?
RJ and I give you the answer:
-No, "S" as a shit...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115376
 27.06.2015
In principle, if you explain to the population that Americans are testing climate weapons, rainwater cancellation can no longer be installed.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115375
 27.06.2015
Neradence: In general, they are cute. I saw it in Dumbarton. They are so furry and look like a cow. Only small ones.
The bonsai cows.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115374
 27.06.2015
As a true fan of horror films, I declare responsibly that there will NEVER be a chair in my house.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115373
 27.06.2015
It is the fact that with the desire everything is fine from the beginning, and the feelings - tu-tu. Again, from the beginning. But the most unclear thing for me is why her desire still remains? Because personally for me each time is quite painful emotionally.
Sexologist – where to find a good one? Those that are types - look like those guesses, can you believe them?
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It doesn’t end, and you’re upset? Are you still showing her that?
Stop pressing her with your expectations. It’s unrealistic when a man thinks I should have an orgasm five times, like in porn. Okay one of them. But definitely must. I don't know how others do, but I need to relax, and not think about the fact that "see, you need to finish, you need to finish, or he will be upset and will go for another week and produce cockroaches for himself." I usually drive halfway. But this is when they begin to look with a dog's gaze, in which the silent question "what? All of it? Are you everything? Well when? What is it now?" Everything falls and I become impotent.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115372
 27.06.2015
I also have a blue on my leg. Even two. One on the ankle - from the cat's forehead. We were playing racing, I was standing on a broken couch, and he didn’t calculate, he hit me with his head, hit me off my legs, and I fell on my knees to the wooden edge when I fell. The cat whispered and scratched my foot with a bonus from the shovel. Danya says, from the side it looked extremely epic. The cat wins. Fatality!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №115371
 27.06.2015
What is given to you by God is not given to you, but to men.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №115370
 27.06.2015
and zebra. The DTP. Paphosny guy, curly-fixing a-la spirted eagle butterfly, struck the girl. When I passed by, it was over. The woman was taken to the ambulance and was not seriously injured. In any case, in consciousness and sits in the car itself, relying on the sanitary. The ambulance gives gas. The cloudy gauges make up the protocol. I hear the debate. The curly driver assures that the girl suddenly ran outside of the zebra, in red. Promisingly blinking on the goats. The witness, guy number 2, insists that the girl ran exactly on the zebra, on the green, to meet him - he went to meet her. Kudryash claims that the indicators of the witness are insignificant (there is such a term), since it is his girlfriend. Word against word. Lamborghini for a zebra of five meters, the girl was raised there. It doesn’t seem to be good for this unhappy couple. The witness is angry, obviously not knowing what to do next. Having signed his testimony, in despair he shakes his hand, goes away. From a distance, he looks around and sees how a mental understanding begins to develop between the curry and law enforcement agencies. On the sidelines, on the zebra. And here I safeguard. The guy runs out and sends a strong pinch to the same five meters.
The Investigative Experiment! He says, “This bear has done exactly the same trajectory!”

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115369
 27.06.2015
It was ordered by a Russian company in Japan. of ten thousand. And in the contract specially stipulated that for every thousand there should be no more than five broken. Percentage of marriage. The Japanese at this point somewhat stopped, scratched the tail, but accepted. As a result, our received ten thousand chips and separately, in a pile, another fifty. Carefully wrapped in the middle.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115368
 27.06.2015
XHHH: Today Anka's computer cleaned and the windscreen changed
I was paid for sex for the first time.)
Fuck it was inside.
Tag: the web
Tags: dust dust
What is inside, forgive me?:D
Fuck it :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115367
 27.06.2015
That uncomfortable moment is when the younger brother has a haircut, and you still don't know how the haircut differs from the plywood, and generally blurred to imagine why all this shit is needed, although you are 20 years old and you are a girl)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115366
 27.06.2015
here here )

The megalithic:

Adolf Aloizich hated the Jews, although he himself was a quarter so.
Joseph Goebbels hated physically disabled people, although he himself was.
Vitaly Melonov hates the blue.
Continue the logical chain.
......
A strange chain. It turns out that I am a fascist, a rapist of children, a chauffeur, the smell of chicken, the freezing rain, the seaweed morse and the fried cabbage.

****
By this chain it turns out that I am morning, shortness and liver.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115365
 27.06.2015
to this

to this:
Here I read statements in the style of "I will find a new man in two weeks at most" and I think what’s wrong with me, in what universe do I live? The last three years are not something that men can’t find for relationships, but it’s also dull for sex and relief. And I would have understood if I had some exaggerated demands... an ordinary guy with ordinary hamsters. Except that above me must be bigger. In Moscow there is no such deficit. And it doesn’t seem to be terrible and not fat (178/60). I am like that at my 25s. There’s a lot about sex, but it doesn’t matter to me"

I am 27, a height of 199 cm, with standard hamsters, fun, charming. I propose to meet and discuss your “exaggerated” requirements on July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near the China City metro (exit to Varvarka).

The Maidan was not organized on July 3.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115364
 27.06.2015
The request:

Similarly :
here here :
_________________________
I am 27, height 199 cm, with standard hats, fun,
and charming. I invite you to meet and discuss yours.
"Exaggerated" Requirements July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near
China City Metro (exit to Varvarka)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Choose to meet the subway station, where
The parallel universes intersect, and the exits stop.
On the surface, there’s a quilt! At the monument.
I suggested.
I’m not that girl, I’m just sorry.
_________________________
No need to meet. Many will come there now. I am
I am going too.
*********************
I will probably come in too. An adequate evening meeting? if
It will go through the hurricane, it needs to be once every two or three weeks.
to organize.

====== is

You will be there afterwards as it passed, everyone is curious.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115363
 27.06.2015
Star Wars: Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi:

Why? → I ask why in the first, second, third part, the effects are normal and here what is the misunderstanding? That fourth, that fifth, that sixth is completely fucking full and where Natalie Portman shares, Lucas seems to have sold!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115362
 27.06.2015
My wife had several seizures. For a week she went to clinics and hospitals for hell heat to find out the cause. In the end, they said it was all overheating.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115361
 27.06.2015
So I didn’t understand why a man who licked a frog was arrested".
What idiots are they?
They would have arrested Ivan Tsarevich when he kissed a frog.
Man has a personal life.
Not everybody gets to meet at IETRO.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115360
 27.06.2015
M: What are you doing?
40 minutes in Hulu.
M: In what, in what?
In the arms.
Q: Is it stuck?
The frog!

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