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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98673
 01.06.2014
At the last consultation before the EGE, the Russian language teacher handed prayer to the whole class. She, like no one else in her class, knew what her students were capable of!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98672
 01.06.2014
The internet is unpredictable.
I wanted a chest, but in the second half I entered: "sisechu". It was suggested to correct on the "Sisebut"... Well clear pen I agreed... now, instead of looking at the breasts, I sit reading about the King of Westgoth...
The loser.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98671
 01.06.2014
by Peter. In the courtyard on the rugged gates with a green balloon, it is laconically stated:
"They say green calms"
It is written with a yellow balloon.
Nothing has annoyed me more.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98670
 01.06.2014
DerArto: Kazakhstan, Russia and Belarus have a tradition: from time to time to gather together and form some kind of alliance.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98669
 01.06.2014
Walk with a child (3 years old). We stopped to see a real tank monument standing on the stand. I draw his attention to the flowers at the monument, tell about the memory of the heroes. Then I notice the beer bottles hanging on the tank's doule, I say, say, sadly, what the tank turned into. and Ilya. Without thinking:
The enemy hanged.
I had to agree...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98668
 01.06.2014
XXX I'll go, I'll lie on the bed
If there were such a profession.
Yyy lying on the bed.
Yyy, we would be top professionals with you.
Will I be a doctor of blood clotting?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Yyy is a multiple winner of the Prize of the Year.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98667
 01.06.2014
xxx: Do you have a case that this type of file did not exist or that way?
YYY: Yes, if the file does not exist or the path is incorrect

[ + 17 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98666
 01.06.2014
Of all the games I’ve played, the second Mass Effect was the most realistic.

There was spam on emails periodically.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98665
 01.06.2014
The girl just called:

-Hello, company "Aqua***"
Hi to you!
We are studying a population survey.
What do you forgive?
Quality of water.

I couldn’t talk any further.)

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