XXX: I’m blind, but I still see that you’re faint.

"...he sincerely wanted to benefit the Fatherland."

With this all interferes in transport soon will appear angry stories in the spirit of "women, you borrowed, straighten your breasts"

In principle, Fyodor Konyukhov is the ideal candidate for a flight to Mars. He is already on Earth. Only, it is... two wheels to the star to do - let him help the engines and meditate.

I work in a remote office. They have several offices in Moscow, one of them is located at the Lubyanka metro station. I have to go there from time to time to sign some accounting papers, about which they inform me (usually by e-mail).
It seems that the Stalinist times have not been stopped, but I still cannot get rid of the ambiguity in the phrase "Dear Emmerek, Couldn't you go to Lubyanka today?"

Igor
Were you born there?
by 28.05.16
Maximum
I will promise tomorrow.
by 28.05.16
Igor
Has Irene kept his promise?
by 09:31:04
Maximum
Chechnya on the dam!
Irene promised to endure.
by 09:36:27
Igor
by 11:14:08
Everything is off!! to

XXX: I can’t go through that. I’ve spent 10 hours and I can’t get through it. Very difficult game.
zzz: that shit, I have not been able to go through Windows for more than 20 years.
XXX: run, there is a lot of glucose, it is not passed at all

I work at the Tyumen Hostel. Sometimes a busy visitor comes to us, Vlad. He is not quite adult yet.

Last time we painted with him a giraffe with a tail like a horse, with wings, and a penguin flying in the sky.
with a ring in the chest to attach the chain so that the penguin doesn’t completely fly away.
This time we played crucifixion. And in the meantime, Vlad says to me (about my animal mosquito snatching):
Without mosquitoes, there will be no frogs. If there are no frogs, there will be no frogs.
Well, I think it is clear. Explained to the child about the food chains, now there will be some predator. And he continues:
If there are no eggs, there will be no children. If there are no children, there will be no adults. If there are no adults, there will be no grandmothers.

Here is this. Be careful with mosquitoes.

If you didn’t know yet, the salt terribly affects our vessels and leads to heart attacks and strokes!
Yyy: Well, that is, the salt that is organic is correct, and the one that is GMO is cancer-causing. All is simple.

My husband likes to have sex in front of the mirror, relying on him. Before leaving for a business trip, I arranged the general cleaning and washed all the mirrors including. When I came back, the mirror was all in the fingerprints of my palms. The story of how I caught him in betrayal.

I lie down quietly at night, I lie down, I don’t touch anyone, suddenly I feel that someone slips on my back. Naturally, he took the miserable sharply and threw it somewhere. I slept.

In a dream, the story of an alpinist whom a giant crushed from the rock and threw down to a certain death... never before so conscientiously had been for a bucket...

Doctor Singer: I think this is a new form of natural selection. Now, when a person, in general, does not threaten to die from the cold, hunger and the nail of predators (in those countries where he is threatened, few people are interested in raw food in good will), a new mechanism of seeding is needed. Here is he. and :)

The woman in the subway told the whole car loudly:

Children are too many. They are hard to serve the state - benefits, kindergartens, decrees.
How can we make children less?
The contraception!! to
The best contraception is, of course, homosexuality!

XXX: I hope to go to you ^_^ I really want to become a pathologist)))) Please tell me, what was the first feeling when you first saw the corpse?))

YYY: The realization that the first man I saw naked was dead

The employer was looking for a commercial director, and necessarily a man, because the woman in the decree will leave.
He removed a bunch of class candidates only because of the shape of their genitals. He was a good comedian - a man with experience and a head, and generally, most importantly, a man.
And after six months, the man applies to him on the table - in child care leave. up to three years. But he paid him white, and his wife had a large, but black, and she does not have a child. Well, they decided to do so where more money would come out. She is at work, her husband is on vacation.
You will not escape fate.

We had a similar story in the state office. An enchanted table in a huge project organization: if a girl was transferred there, she went into a decree over the course of a year. The chief of the department of psychhanul, placed there a woman over 40, with two children - a year later went to the decree and she. “Well, now only men,” he decided, and placed a 25-year-old boy there...A couple of months later he was taken to the army. In short, we cut off this table.

Colorado Flies: and more generally, blasphemy from Satan, and with spider, other sexually transmitted diseases and abortions you need to fight only with morality and patriotism!! to

ealand: well, with morality more or less clear, explain about patriotism)

ealand: and even better show how to stretch it properly))

I have self-censorship of course. I will never publish a joke if it insults someone. A good joke should offend everyone.

5 exi
My father, when I was 9, bought a brain stimulator in the 1990s. A grid with electrodes to put on the head and a controller where you could change the power of the current and the intervals of "strokes", and much more apparently. I studied badly, my father decided to check on me. I put a small current to start and apparently not impressed by the result, I turned the pen into an extreme position. I lost consciousness, I woke up quickly enough... And I started learning better, but I think the effect was achieved by the reluctance to never wear it on myself.

I listened to a conversation between two 17 year old girls.



“Well, I’m there, he’s sitting in a sports suit, shoes, black eyes, well, you can see right away, well dressed...”

I work in tax.
In a week, a dozen declarations have been brought with the inscription "No money, but you keep"!