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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65095
 02.06.2012
Here is another situation with sales mentions. The man defended himself and was guilty. All in our justice. You are being killed – stand and don’t crack. The Russian government, as you did.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65094
 02.06.2012
1: "How are the roads laid?" - a small repair - in Russia everything is done on the snow
And in the rain :)
3: In the name of the moon
And on an empty stomach.
5: Not asphalt

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65093
 02.06.2012
photo of the girl in contact, with the name "I have not smoked for six months"
First comment: Today is still on.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65092
 02.06.2012
Oh, what it turns out to be doing these deceitful economists-third-schoolers with people...
My fellow-groupman, until recently, was generally a tough man, listened to such a strong rock, mocked a nuclear mat, and drove on the no less tough cycle of the Ural, his own-handed rework.
And now he rides on some family-store nissan, and in aska writes "fsem chmokiya!!2nd"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №65091
 02.06.2012
The chair has fallen.
We decided not to argue with Matt.
What had I to say? I am upset by a falling chair.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65090
 02.06.2012
Echuy: Yes, let’s try to hide...
You are a direct Russian strategist during World War II.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65089
 02.06.2012
What a thing! You miss – the brake, you miss not – the stupid sheep! You turn on the turns - the teaker, do not turn on - a dumb sheep. Parked well - took my place, got up badly - right, a dumb sheep...
Oh, to me this great chauvinism!and :)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65088
 02.06.2012
Sergei Mavrodi after the media reports about the suspension of the work of the Ukrainian offices "MMM-2011" announced the launch of a new project "MMM-2012" and suspended payments to participants of the existing system, on the website of the entrepreneur.

The comments:
> This shit has deceived us! I want to give you my money again, shit!


[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65087
 02.06.2012
I bought new furniture. Most of all I liked the scream "For VDV!" to break the foam on the head.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №65086
 02.06.2012
You are my friend, right?
He is: Aha, and?
Find me a guy.
They are full of circles.
She: So then you will be my boyfriend? I do not offer each other to swear in eternal love, I do want to kiss each other stupidly.
He: It sounds charming, I probably won’t give up.
She is: Seriously?
He: I can
He: How do you imagine it? Well our kisses there, suddenly I’ll start to open my hands?
She: I have a bad blow to my leg.
He understands, not a fool.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №65085
 02.06.2012
zich: The most sensitive receptors are sensitive receptors.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №65084
 02.06.2012
Early morning of the weekend. I lie in bed and think that life is so predictable, nothing new.

There was a bell at the door, they brought the agenda to the military committee.

He arrived.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65083
 02.06.2012
I am reading an article about the signs of an approaching death: loss of appetite, excessive fatigue and drowsiness, physical weakness, turbidity of consciousness and disorientation, self-isolation... that’s me during the session! I remember, I was tired.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65082
 02.06.2012
Why are your lips blurred again?
Weather and Girls
Is it how?
The girls are so dressed that when you pass by you lick.
The wind on the street...

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65081
 02.06.2012
How to get a girl to leave you?
Before her arrival to persuade a friend to dress up and go to bed, and go there yourself! True, there are 2 disadvantages: fame will go about both of you and, if a girl without complexes, you will have to live three.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65080
 02.06.2012
A man must obey a woman unconditionally and tell her what to do.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65079
 02.06.2012
An inventive director.

Once, at a contest of military orchestras, by the way, in Riga, our orchestra had to go through a ceremonial march past the competition commission on the plateau.
In front, the conductor conducts with a tamper-major. The orchestra behind him. The first line of tubes, trombones. The second series of copper breathing tools and other dudes. They go, they play, they try. The feet are in the asphalt. The submarines fly in different directions. clearly. It is beautiful. The Eger march is sounding!

And suddenly! Stones on the asphalt plate, at the tribune itself. Right flank, tuber, height of 190 cm, from all the scale impresses the booth on this stone. He twists his leg and falls on his stomach, raising his hands with the tube up. The musician’s instinct. A tool is more expensive than life.
The orchestra, continuing to go, on its right side, stumbling at the falling trumpet.
The musicians fall like the bones of a domino and the plates turn into a bunch of small.

The remaining part of the musicians, with stone faces, continues, as in nothing, to repel the step and roar in the tubes. The composition is no longer that. Only two votes remained.
The conductor, not seeing what was being done behind his back, finally heard the strange sound of the "Eger March", made a statutory turn and went back to the orchestra. He stopped him in front of the tribune, stopped the music and, appealing to the commission standing on the tribune, shouted:

"We showed you how the orchestras will run on the uncharted territory of the square! Now we’ll remove those stones and show you how the orchestra will go when it’s clean!” With these words, he raised the stones and demonstrably threw them off the side.
Return the orchestra to the original.
Again with the “Eger’s March” the orchestra went great!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65078
 02.06.2012
Who do you listen to more, Mom or Dad?
Of course Mom!
Why is?
She speaks more!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65077
 02.06.2012
XHH: The doctor requires a super-deep mine from me (
WOW: What does it mean?! to
Wow: aa... I’ve never been so accurately described as gastroscopy.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65076
 02.06.2012
and asking:

It is only my husband who can get poisoned with cockroaches, sit all day in the toilet, experience terrible cracks in the stomach, hide and hide from there to the whole apartment, and the next day, knowing what torture inquisition awaits him, eat these same cockroaches, because it is DUTY.

Is it only you, such an insulting wife, didn't have enough brain to throw out these cocktails after your spouse's first poisoning, or do you do it all twice?

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