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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114239
 01.06.2015
But to say "how I understand you" with her painful stones during the first anal was a mistake.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114238
 01.06.2015
Q: Why did you go out to Yucca yesterday? She calmed her for half an hour.
There was nothing to do with religious propaganda. I went with you for the sake of nature and shale, not for the sake of the fairy tale of the goddess. I was hurt by this at school.
Did a pedophile priest deceive you? and shock:
Sorry, it is more prosaic. Voluntary option on the foundations of Orthodoxy. The teaching is filled with a speech about the mountain sermon, the miracles and the human love of God. And then I raise my hand and polently ask why Jesus did not advocate the abolition of slavery and other forms of oppression. She looked at me for a moment and then kicked me out of the class. This is the only time in all the years of study. I never believed the preachers.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114237
 01.06.2015
I want to be gay with lesbians. But something lately seems that all the hysteria in the media is such a cunning advertisement. Which channel you don’t turn on is the screams about the terrible pidorasses killing Christian infants and eating up the whole sausage in the store. A strange way to hide the problem from the growing generation. Approximately as to announce for the whole of Greece "forget the name of the cursed Herostrat"

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114236
 01.06.2015
You will not believe! The shock! The scandal! The authorities hide. The vast majority of pedophiles are heterosexual.
...at least because heterosexuals are noticeably more in society, and things like pedophilia and homosexuality are not related at all. People and the media are just comfortable putting everything together and blaming somebody. The Truth? Who is interested in the truth?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114235
 01.06.2015
The latent pedophile
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"Give parental warmth"... seven times a day, ah. Something I doubt that children need this "heat".
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You hear painful, you either deeply confuse the concepts, or the pedophile, since you do not distinguish between the most homosexual (gay and lesbian - attracted by their gender, to the same extent as heterosexual to the opposite) and pedophiles who have an attraction to children, well or as an option for you is possible - a troll type, and there is not a greedy - a bidloid for which all the other pedophiles

[ + 11 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114234
 01.06.2015
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Why not express? Just don’t have to be a ugly puppy.
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Not in this country, my friend. is terrible.
Even if you are not a ugly pedicure, but an ordinary gay, there is too much likelihood that there are people in your immediate surroundings who will ruin your life after such a discovery.
Orthodox parents - relatives, schoolchildren, who don't care who to mock, only if the reason is found, a colleague who is insulting in a tiny way. Banally drunk ambal, who will sleep to clean the shell from pedicles (dirty and not disgusting) by unsealing the skull with a bottle of vodka.
Too terrible too.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114233
 01.06.2015
by 111
Take the cat.
Or a guy.
Better than a cat :)

by 222
Better a few cats. When a cat is alone, it’s almost always in sight, and if something is rumbling in the kitchen and the cat is near you, it’s even more awful. But if the cats are 3-4, you can't track them all, and any shit is easily written off on the tail. c) Personal experience

by 333
And the enemy, the enemy.

by 444
222, and if, for example, three cats and they are all sitting next to the mistress on the couch and watching TV, and in the kitchen still something thundered, then what to be?

by 555
We need more cats!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114232
 01.06.2015
Get out of the cave. And burn your fire to the hell. He died almost half a century ago and has no idea what happened to the Russian language now. Millions of people say so. What is the difference between "d" and "t"? Yes is. and yes. Language for people, not vice versa. So get up and be proud that you lived at the birth of a new, Russian, shit, word.
* is
I probably better get up and regret that I didn’t go to primary school. Where we just talked about the agreed words at the end and as an example (from our youth) cited the fungus and the flu.
And the fact that some very “cultural” people write “T” or “NAH” is a question of their “Culture” and not literacy.
Wear the crucifix or take off the crucifix.
With disrespect.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114231
 01.06.2015
You have everything in your life:

So why did you take that the registration of relationships is "right" and "freedom"?
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Thus e. never had to go to the unregistered partner in the hospital chamber, where only relatives are allowed, to solve a lot of legal issues, which are not solved without a stamp at all, and thousands and thousands. When the state will not put the sticks in the wheels of the “unofficial” partners at every step, then we will talk about the fact that marriage is not needed. Yes, civil rights and freedoms.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114230
 01.06.2015

Injury point brought a man - longitudinal incision of the forearm of the Bulgarian, 15 centimeters. primary aid (bandage) made by the daughter, 10 years of the family.The surgeon and nurse lead the man to the operating room, the girl screams, - it is my dad, I must do everything myself. The nurse says in a very calm voice - and we can ourselves, or you will watch, and we and the doctor are stuck and something will not work out, you can, right? The girl willingly agrees. 10 minutes pass. A man comes out with his hand overwhelmed, a smile to his ears. While the nurse smiles, the girl smiles, everyone is happy.
Doctors are more like that.
Daddy, you have understood...
Girl, I admire you.
31 May. Central District Hospital, the city of Gatchina. 10 to 30 in the morning. I am a witness.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114229
 01.06.2015
YYU: I was thinking about additional spatial dimensions here... In short, Kolobok is a four-dimensional pizza. Do not ask why.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114228
 01.06.2015
One girl is walking a dog (the dog is running on its own).
............
The hostess loudly reads the comments - a dispute begins who better and faster put the comment and whether "like"
Where does this world go?
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Eighty is a rough year. The girl bought a bicycle. All the guys from the courtyard set out in a row "to ride". While another lucky man is riding around the pitch, the rest are stuck in a bunch and excitedly discussing.
There are two grandmothers sitting nearby:
Tiffany, I got on the iron. My parents paid half the salary. If they were to run away, they would be healthier. Soon they will learn to walk on their feet. Where does this world go?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114227
 01.06.2015
My aunt told me how she met her future husband. She was 28, a very modest and smart girl. I went to a club with friends. So, she dances with her future husband, just met. The dialogue:
Bd: Girl, can I give you your phone number?
T: But you and I danced so little yet.

Her husband says that it was this naivety in her that caught him.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114226
 01.06.2015
My granddaughter (6 years old) is named Kyuha. Open English lessons. In the class, parents sit and rejoice in the knowledge of their children. Suddenly, the teacher clicks somewhere wrong and a video appears on the interactive board with a half-dressed couple enthusiastically kissing.
The teacher was immediately upset.
Oh, oh, something is wrong.
K is yes. It is too early for love.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114225
 01.06.2015
I have a lot of lesbian friends. Someone lives with one for years, someone changes a girlfriend every six months, what does it matter to you? Moreover, they are no longer girls, 40 will soon hit. The people, not drug addicts, all work, well, what, somebody doesn’t wear shirts and dresses? Someone got married. Someone did not go out, watched the male and gave birth to a child. and what? I talked to their children, they too are 16-20 years old, adults! To be honest, children don’t care who loves them. Just to love. In this case, I am not talking about sex.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114224
 01.06.2015
Which column gathered this?
The fucking?? to
So why the cloak?
Because he is mindful.
The fucking!! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114223
 01.06.2015
You simply, without knowing the real reason, attributed people to your guesses. If a child is regularly taken by a left-handed person, not a mother/father, then the most common reasons are:
My mother is alcoholic and drinks regularly.
- Mother hits on the children, more enthusiastic about the new hatchback.
My mother is often seriously ill.
- Mother "sitters sometimes in a psychiatric room.
In all these cases, children fall on relatives/neighbors, often hungry, can be subjected to violence, etc. This has nothing to do with lesbians. Co-habitant of Petya" or the neighbor of Vasya for a pair" could take - the situation would still try to figure out. They would have done right!
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Do not confuse. The right thing in this case is to ask your mom or aunt - who she is and what is there. And knowing that it’s okay to stay behind. And raise the alarm if the children are hungry, dirty, bitten. And to mock - the mother-in-law takes them or not, if the children are crazy - this is a reason to find out, if the children are full, healthy and cheerful - let them even a trained crocodile to the garden.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114222
 01.06.2015
Have you seen many of them in your eyes?
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You see, I worked for some time, say so, with people related to the media and show business.
And there – yes, a lot!
Lovely people, quietly and carefully living families, about the composition of which even the neighbors had no special idea. Quiet, polite, always greeting and helping the wheelchair down the stairs - all. The apartment is clean, paid carefully, documents in order.
This scary pseudo-publishment only creates problems for them.

And - by the way - a very funny effect: people who communicate with them consider them as if they were "untrue" gay - and "true" (practically embodying some absolute evil) would be absent. Well, a normal person in the understanding of many can not be gay, this is not possible - and that's all.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114221
 01.06.2015
In the high school, the high school students took my sweets and dryers from the lab. At this age, they always want to eat.
You had to hang the announcement: "Sweetnesses are planned to obtain a minimum score at the EGE in Russian language." It helped.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114220
 01.06.2015
(Twitter of a well-known poet, musician and writer)

23:55: I publicly thank Nasta for taking Glory, so I did not drink vodka.

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