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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48334
 02.06.2011
The lecture. Have fun with the birds. The Prep:
What is this?How much can?Turn off your phones!Who has it at all?! to
These birds are whispering.
The birds are good, let them cry.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48333
 02.06.2011
Would you like me to introduce you to N? He wants family and children.
What is wrong with him?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48332
 02.06.2011
xxx: How do you live with so many allergies? oh on plants, on wool, on dust...
Yyy: Oh, and I also have an allergy to citrus and eggs))
God, how do you live with eggs?and ((
Tagged: chicken oo

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №48331
 02.06.2011
I talked to a familiar guitarist who likes to play something incomprehensible:
I can play without interruption. One day I was playing for almost a day, in the morning I broke up and went to sleep.
- O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №48330
 02.06.2011
Shein_gen, in your comic book the panda is very peculiar, they don’t know they’re not koalas.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №48329
 02.06.2011
A young cotton boy (20 years old) with long hair (the case was in 1992 or 1993) swarms in the hallway. The captain runs past, all red from anger and stumbles on an enthusiastic hairy. With the wild cry of which you attached to the calling commission uncut, marching to the parishmaker, as a surname? I'll send you to such a part that you won't live to the dembel. and etc. And so on, I calmly answered, Captain, go on the fuck. I was dumb when you were still in school a point in your clothes washing. The captain disappeared at the bullet speed. Sometimes the appearance is deceitful.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48328
 02.06.2011
From one of the trackers: This version was stolen by Armenian developer named Artaq Awakyan, who in May 2011 moved to work for the studio Nixxes Software from the studio Santa Monica, where he blamed for the leak of the God of War 3 press kit in January 2010. After receiving a racist statement from the Russian developer Ivan Badaev, who worked in the studio since November 2010, Avakyan Psychanul, pulled the hard drive from the system unit of one of the working PCs, which stored the full build of the yet unreleased hit Deus Ex: Human Revolution and fled in an unknown direction. His wife that he had not appeared at home.
On the evening of the same day, a stolen version of the game appears on torrents.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48327
 02.06.2011
The TV is quietly working, I lie with my loved one in bed, I unobtrusively start to make him snoop. At this moment in the television clearly spreads: "You are there delicious, dear?". I never thought I could laugh so loud with such a thing in my mouth.
Necrophage

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №48326
 02.06.2011
Dear friends and friends, with the start of the summer!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48325
 02.06.2011
Asphalt: I would talk to you on Skype, but Katko took the microphone from me. Give me a microphone?
I don’t have a microphone. Teleport me a beer.
Asphalt is clean.
Asphalt: I am
The asphalt: UHEEE
The Asphalt: ACUYUU
Asphalt: OOOOOO
The asphalt: NG
Tagged with: o_o
The asphalt is bleat. I wasted from Natasha. Did the beer come to you?
Asphalt: It’s gone from me, if you don’t have it, it’s a problem from your side.
Tagged with: facepalm

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №48324
 02.06.2011
The wise Firefox has proposed to replace the incomprehensible word "spreadless" with the smart and correct "spreadless"... >_<

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48323
 02.06.2011
The Witcher 2 game

I am a witch.
Oh, and what are you doing?
We solve problems.
I have a problem with my boyfriend.
Was your boyfriend’s intestines wrapped in a fence, and his head lay apart from his body? These are the only problems we solve.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48322
 02.06.2011
I love summer, so it's nice to sit on a warm toilet cover)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48321
 02.06.2011
"Sobchak entered the hundred most beautiful people of Moscow"
I would say I jumped.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48320
 02.06.2011
111: Who knows how to go to Corel?
I know I can)
Ivan is able.
Alexander: Peter says Ivan knows x)
Alexey: Alexander reports as if Peter says that Ivan can))

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №48319
 02.06.2011
What can you do with $3,000 in your pocket?
yyy: you can get on the couch with your feet, take a pack of backs in your hands and throw in the air while shouting "AAAAAAAAAA" and crawling on the couch. Repeat several times. Then hide them away until the next attack of mental activity.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48318
 01.06.2011
Buy the batteries "Member"! Batteries "Deputy" will never sit down!

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №48317
 01.06.2011
1 How right? "to" or "what would"?
2nd "what would it be like to sell?", think yourself the right way

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №48316
 01.06.2011
dimaroz> The women are very upset.
dimaroz> No shit or conscience.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48315
 01.06.2011
I go to the subway, in front of me a five-year-old boy with his mother, the punk comes in front of me.
a huge Iroquois, boy like a whirlwind:"Mom, look at the chicken"

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