Andjey (09:53:53 4/06/2010)
I went in the morning to the emobooks, took the signed acts to write off the equipment.
One act is a masterpiece of our accounting!
In the column "the name of the written equipment" stands a small, modest letter "yo".
The act was signed by all members of the committee.
We have officially written off the balance sheet of the office the letter "yo"!

Five minutes later, the door rings:
Whom to you?

We go home and help people fight depression, do you need help?
No, thank you, we are already drinking.

<Olo> a beautiful, glamorously dressed and fashionably painted girl in the subway at the peak hour on the spikes causes nothing but sympathy
<Olo> she scratches the escalator thinly with the buttocks
<Olo> and those around her accompany her with hungry eyes with the thought "when she gets full, fool";;

The USB keyboard?
CyberBabay: No, PS/2
mrbelyash: And after the restart?
CyberBabay: Don't believe, after rebooting the keyboard also PS/2

Vpadlu
I don’t understand how she handles him.
Angelook
With the help of a knot and a spoon. First fuck him with a knot, and then with a snail.

<Sketch> I only have four and winchesters on 500GB
[18:04:24] <Kingston> at the time I passed, I had an old winch and 2GB of opera, all the norms without lags on max
[18:05:03] <Sketch> I have a proc 8 nuclear even stands and DDR4 4GB
[18:05:24] <Sketch> probably does not define the system
[18:05:31] <Kingston> with 11direct x, although I do not see the difference in load 9,10,11
[18:05:40] <Legato> and I have 25 cm in cold water

<banderlog> child approached the laptop, and knocked his palms on the key in the conference ruby
<banderlog> when I approached, the code was already understood and found errors

Title of the article on the forum: "Cherepovetska pensioner Lyudmila Gagarin stopped smoking at 71 years"
Commentary :
Is she dead?

I had a conversation with a student at the exam.
The student answers the question:
– Ah... well... Ah... let’s break down this function into a series of Taylor and...
And why? I ask.
“Well, why not dismiss the two noble don’s functions in Taylor’s row?

Today I read questions on the certification of the programmers of our office and me minutes on 15 "porvalo", after I read one question and options to it:
"In which units is measured the amount of information downloaded from the Internet"
1st In kilograms and grams.
2nd In megabytes and bytes.
Three The formats are A4, A3.

Questions made up "the staff department")))

The correct answer is "in meters, hectares" =)

XHH: What are you all killed?
YUU: Here I sit. Looking forward to a scandal :(
XH: What is it?
yyy: I was deceived this morning at work on a full-time schedule: an elderly lady instead of Verka Serdjucka blindly sold Merlina Manson.
Xhx: Don’t worry: maybe you won’t notice.)

But best arranged my daddy's home.
He once worked in the service of gas, a scammer. According to documents, he headed a brigade of five people. He took orders for five, did everything himself and received five salaries. The man was inspired. For this he was imprisoned for three years.

c) Glory to you.

I haven’t eaten normally for a long time.
Come and feed us! and :)
We have had a lot of...

DanSky: Yesterday we did sexes in front of the South Park on MTV. My asks "Where are you so in a hurry?". And I should have lulled...Soon many will begin!

A real man will never leave a girlfriend without marrying her.

Soup
Nastya married out of great love, and the young family immediately thought about continuing the family. Several years did not get pregnant, but the guys tried, and this is the happiness - a daughter was born, Olechka.
Grey-eyed blonde, angel Olecka was a painful thin baby - from allergies sliding into a cold, from there smoothly flowed into watermelon and dysbiosis, the diathesis in the child began even from looking at fruits. Nastia wrapped around her daughter and husband (he turned out to be a remarkable money maker, but absolutely unstable in everyday life), sleepless nights became the rule, she never went to work, free minutes were really minutes.
There was a disaster when Olecke was already five - unpretentious Nastya for trouble missed the first signs of appendicitis, and on an ambulance she was taken with peritonitis. Operation, resuscitation, two weeks Nastiu was cared for and fed through a dropper. As soon as she could walk, she ran out of the hospital.
Holding a broken stomach, on the walls. To Olecka invisible, to husband beloved, unattended, hungry-cold-unhappy.
She saw her daughter and shrugged - rounded red cheeks, spinning a bubble.
What did you eat for breakfast?
Blowing the eyes and forging the shoe carpet:
The soup...
What did you and your dad eat for lunch?
by Sjuyup...
What will we cook for dinner with you?
The soup!! to
Dad was uncomfortable in the everyday life, but he knew that you could eat a bowl without even heating up. And the potatoes will sooner or later boil, especially if it is cleaned and cut. And carrots with onions should be roasted on oil before adding to the dish. What oil? Of course butter, the existence of other oils the husband did not think about. If all the resulting water is diluted, then it will be liquid, so - soup. Soup is good for children. And this soup was fed by the child and dad for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Strangely enough, Olechko was passed by allergies and indigestion, and red cheeks spoke in favor of such a "diet" nutrition.
Three years have passed since the incident and everyone is fine. On the weekend, if Mom doesn't mind, Dad makes daughter's favorite dish - soup.

Vladimir Vladimirovich, do you know what is happening in the country?
The militia covers the business instead of the bandits and arranges the mess. Freedom
The words are pressed, the demonstrations are brutally dispersed, chining with flashes.
quite overwhelmed, the scooters reached giant sizes, in the local elections
bureaucrats not embarrassed to falsify votes of voters, in the mines because of
The oligarchs’ savings on the safety of labour kill miners.
This is all provocation, Jura.

With KMP:
I worked as a sysadmin in the state office for 3 months. I still do not have my computer.
and
I was crying...

"The sunflower seed diet causes ridoxine poisoning hence a violation of vegetation and a life without the joys of sex" (c)Dr House

Natural Selection of the 21st Century

A British student hasn’t missed a single lesson in all his years of schooling...guess who he will become in the future?