At the concert:
- And now it will sound a work called "Black Es", which in translation means - black earth...

" The Black Earth??" – did we think...

My wife and I have a family balance:
Wife: Oh, you have more money on your card than I have.
I: It’s because I hardly spend, and you’re spending all your salary.
Wife: Not all of them.
I: Well two thirds.
The wife (with even greater outrage): Three!! to
I: Well, three thirds of it.

We drive a car with our husband and child, along the road of the lawn, in it the teeth swim.
Why do the teeth not drown?
Because they are shit...

Yesterday, my wife and daughter were walking in the playground. There was such a cute seven-year-old fat girl in pink panama in a flower.
There was also a big grey devis in Panama. At first we couldn’t understand what it was, but when we looked at it we realized that it was a magnet from the supermarket, so things didn’t steal)))

<sparkhost> report the situation
<sparkhost> are you still alive?
<roman> :)
<sparkhost> I don’t believe you can be a zombie
<sparkhost> 1 + 1 = 2?
<roman> No
<roman> 1+1 = 3, condoms help you
<sparkhost> personal hash adopted
<sparkhost> Welcome to the world :D

Classical phases of programming code
What did the author smoke when he wrote this? This is a fool!! to
2 the milk. I wrote that I smoked!? to
So you need to urgently fix everything!! to
The milk!! At first it was right...

narrin: 31.05 10:53 Police will distribute candy to smoking passengers electric cars :)
Wherecat: Soup the candy! Sweetened sweets, the shit!1 by @_x