An invention is an innovation that survives when implemented.

From the story of Plushkin.



It was a very long time when I studied at the Leningrad Institute of Engineers.

The railway transport. Do you expect me to write a great book?

For you, this is a bad taste!

And there was a train "Leningrad-Moscow" under the number 25 and c.

The name “Change”. Well, of course, not quite “your,” but guides

Students worked on it all year round. Not like the hookers.

Other schools only in the summer.

and here...



Here I have to make a small technical retreat.

There’s a “route board” hanging on the car, well, you’ve all seen it.

“Moscow-Leningrad”, “Leningrad-Vorkuta” (not about us said)

So here - hanging this board in Moscow, walking the peron for 20 minutes before

landing, suppose "left" in Peter you could have come "right", and that

To remove these boards, it was necessary to descend from the "unparalleled" side, to run away.

In the meantime, jumping and shooting it. Very uncomfortable, especially in winter.

Naturally, especially advanced guides, if in Bologom the train stood with

The "needed" side, walking on the peron, was comfortably taken this very

The board.

The end of the technical retreat.



As a harsh December time I was riding a tail car. From Peter

he was 15 (all rabbits were mine), from Moscow, respectively 1 (here about

The rabbits had to suck their feet. Meeting passengers, drinking them tea and

When I went to sleep, I did not go to bed, in spite of my usual behavior.

“Senders,” and remained in his wagon. I sat down and drank tea.

I read, I slept a little. Here is the Bollywood!

“Why did I get bored?” I thought. Not to join the

I wonder where they all gathered.

But I wanted to combine the pleasant with the useful - I will run on the peron!



And faster, and at the same time the route board! We stand on the “needed”

on the side!

And though I was not dressed according to the season, but in the "most conductive nightwear"

I decided to run on the snow. You ask, what is this “special” form?

Very simple - slats on a barefoot, old trailers, and (highest chic!)

A white tea jacket on the naked body.

Running out in such a stumbling on the peron, blocking the door and removing the board, I

Going on the peron.

The second wagon was closed...Erunda!

The third car was closed... Yes, I’m going in the middle.

The fourth is closed... the fifth... the sixth... It seems that everyone has gathered in

The tail.

and here!! to

The train stumbled. Rushed again. and went.

It is no-e!! to

I ran like a wounded man on the platform. In your car!! to

No to!! He is no longer on the platform! Instead of running to the 10th - the headquarters!! There in

The box should always be open!! Boom is not far away. This is

The door of the station wagon closed, and he passed by me...I even saw

The driver’s back. My friend WOW!

I stood on an empty snow-covered peron in sloppy slats, old

in a white tea jacket on the naked body, compressed in the hands

The route board. At the end of December, at the yard minus 25, and I am like a monument

The late passenger.



“But this is already a failure,” thought Stirlitz, “and the most important thing is that we have nothing to do.

They will know...”



Although at that moment I didn’t think about our own, or about our own, or about our own.

No guides, no passengers.



I thought what would happen next... The snow did not fall, it was very cold and

wet (the bottles began to slip out of the snow)



and here!! to



No, don’t think anything like that – the train did not come back after me, and I didn’t.

I woke up in my bed. I remembered!! to



“Red Arrow” – these are the magic words! The train leaves Moscow.

Later "Change", in Bolog we are almost together, and in Peter "Red Arrow"

comes the first!! to



Where are you?!!! Where is the red train? Here is!! On the contrary! I jumped with

platforms, and passing through the composition, falling onto the platform was

In front of the Red Arrow.



The car in front of me was closed.

I almost died on the spot. But gathering the will in the fist, he began to drum.

Through the door of the car...



Kolya was a driver in Afghanistan, father of three children, moderate drinking,

And finally, as a guide on a good account with the boss. And never, you

Listen to! Never lost consciousness. Not even when his car was struck.

Candagram, neither when he planted 1.5 liters of samsung, nor even when

My wife told me she was waiting for a trio.

But it all happens for the first time... Later he justified himself: “Well, imagine,

We stood in Bologoe - a little drunk - three hundred grams, a delicious snack - all

well well! There are rabbits, there are no audits. Suddenly knocking at the door! I think again in

Tickets for the train sold! I go to Tampere! I see what it is worth.

the monster in a white jacket with a iron in his hands and what is joyful

The Shot. All of! Here I realized what white heat looks like. and cut off...”



He broke up, and what should I do? Where is it?!! Where there is open

The door? → go out! Through the car! Sooner or later, or I hear three more minutes.

I don’t want to be a father – the eggs will tremble!



I enter the open door and then into the car. FU-U is! I am saved!



Someone is looking at me... Lovely Svetlana Petrovna described a nightmare like this

What happened to her:

"Well, imagine, we are standing in Bologoe - a little drunk - three hundred grams, wonderful.

Eat it, it is okay! There are rabbits, there are no audits. What do they have with the wheels?

They are the same... Are they not twins? I opened the passenger and stood by.

Titanium I pour tea and I remember I closed the door or not? As suddenly

From behind she heard a suspicious noise...When she turned around, she saw a zombie!

White skin (it is so tea jacket) wrapped on the red body (more

Not the red! It is cold, the legs are frozen.

It didn’t look very good, and cuddly! I didn’t understand, I see it anyway.

Svetlana Petrovna drank more than 300 grams) And in the hands of the oak! and eyes

They are burning the “fire of hell!”(This is from happiness. The zombies pushed her away.

I went to the hot titanium.



“Everyone,” understood Svetlana Petrovna, “will eat with tea!”

But then the zombie blissfully smiled and suddenly asked, “Is there vodka?”

I had to warm up!



And here Svetlana Petrovna couldn’t stand: “That alkashi has already shaken!

You, the shit, have done so well! I barely carried the whole car. Fi, what

words, and looks like a decent woman)"She decided that I was ordinary

A man looking for a place to squeeze.



“Free, I can only throw the coal in the ass, shit.

They write in the books "untranslated game of words") - it seems to be so.

It brought in order the distressed feelings of Svetlana Petrovna.



“Madame! I started my emotional speech, but I didn’t have time to finish it.



“You whom ‘Madame’ called,.... (well you understood) went on... here you are.

I also understood when I understood you... (and then you also understood)

Melting in the conduction coupe, Svetlana Petrovna flew from there.

The Squirrel! What a precautionary woman!“I had time to think.

“Go out!” What a bad! go out! I stayed!”

What?! Go out in the snow!! In the cold?! No is! Better than death.

Under the hat!! to



Luckily, the train hit at that moment and we went.



I am saved!!“I understood it.



Then I told Svetlana Petrovna my sad story.

She was barely described by laughter. Although it is funny! So little of it –

She brought all the conductors, including the awakening Cole, and I got to the bis.

I repeated this story 16 times. Everything is “nearly described.”



Of course, I was fed, drunk, laid asleep, awakened in the morning.



I waited for my train in the Red Arrow, but I also stormed.

Waiting in front of your car. So I waited in the car of Svetlana Petrovna!

He is in the middle! And my first! When the train arrived, I ran out.

the platform, boldly ran to his wagon with a route board in his hands. You are

I have not seen the stretched faces of my companions. Probably decided that

I am Gluck.



Overall, the story ended well. The passengers noticed nothing. I am

became a popular personality among conductors, and even auditors (which

By the way, I often helped during the audit - "And this is the same

The snowman!) The girls began to look at him as a polar hero.

The only victim was Kolya – he stopped drinking.



Friend of Plush

Two sharks are talking. One asks, “You’re like a man.

Are you hunting?” I see a swimmer. I make a big circle around it first.

Following is small. And then I take.” You can’t start from small.

The circle?” “May be. But then you will have to eat it with the shit."

The blondes are happy. Yesterday on the TNT broadcast "Taxi", sits a typical representative, first just dumb, then the host asks "the most famous animated mango", the blonde has a stupor, the leader of her type tells the cat. The serpent suffocated, the brilliant response of the girl "Ilia Muromets what"...even the host did not expect this, the sputter was with him

Graduate... soon dawn... graduates sit on the bench, think about something, look at the distance... wait for the sun... and no fox has guessed that it will rise from the other side.

You can’t do it with your hand...

You won’t make it with your foot.

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See also: Gus!

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<XXX> Prikin: G8 summit with Medvedev in baseball and Putin with a video camera:
Here are these guys!
No no no no! No is!

I come to my mom to work to print the text, there on the wacht sits an untouchable wachter and asks me:
Where is?
by Ivanova!
Who are you?
and Ivanov!
to whom?
by Ivanova! I am her son!
from where?
Here I was lost...

She
The royds have not struck me once in my life!
He is
By way of way, by way of way
She
For what?
He is
for prevention
She
I will give you prevention!
He is
Hm... I agree

Adding an anecdote to your nick doesn’t make it a quote.

It’s time to bind up with mat and fight for speech culture. My dog thinks it’s a team – sits down and guiltyly lowers his head.

Watching today’s news:
There is a flood, the Georgian too. 0 0 0
Say Dmitry Anatolievich and how do you do this? And why did Estonia not get along today?and :)

ZY: And a huge request on behalf of all Russians, please save the magical petals, they can be useful to us this Thursday :)

Plus to the top, or suddenly he is really just reading it.

Uncle@AutoUA> On Sunday, being a little fun, found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid. For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

On Sunday, being a little fun, I found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid.
For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

This is how far away from the people it is necessary to move away from them.

to love!

I have a friend - a shabout such a guy in nature Andrew.

Playing volleyball, God did not hurt the growth, as well as all available

He knows a lot of anecdotes and knows how to tell them.

In the soul of the company. He served in the VVD. He has a wife, just

The inch. She works in medicine, i.e. military duty.

Once again he came home under the shaft. Give him wife.

and pile. I understand why! When he came home, others were already there.

Work was gathered. Psihanul Andruha, grabbed the military ticket, bumbled

I went to the door and recruited in the army. Soon the darker clouds came back.

And let his wife say that even in the army, she doesn’t let him.

My wife cannot understand anything. And Andrew said he came in.

Military commissariat, a military ticket on the table: take to Chechnya at least now!

The officer took the ticket and turned it, looking at Andrew, then the ticket, then the

In his ticket. He asks:

Are you sure?

and yes! Take it!

Are you absolutely sure of that?

and yes! I want that!

Think the right way.

Nothing to think! Take it!

Another officer came. I looked at the ticket, on Andrew. They looked,

One and says:

We have seen everyone over the years of service and are not surprised by anything.

For the first time a husband sent his wife to the army.

On the birthday of Viktor Yanukovych spoke Montserrat Caballe. guests

They were in shock! In such execution "Vladimir Central" they have never

I have not heard!!! to

Yeshmulian (15:46:02 23/06/2008)
Fuck me, I am rushing. A young man came to work to arrange his work. Instead of a regular questionnaire, he was given a questionnaire for the designer. And there on the reverse side is a point, Draw a plan of the kitchen. The poor man sat for ten minutes and drew two rectangles: in one was written the table, in the other the refrigerator.

My window is open. I live above the store. I hear :
A whispering voice.
I want an ice cream (what I didn’t know)
Basically the father:
and no.
I want!
Argument your claim.
A minute’s pause (see they both spotted the phrase)
The wild whirlwind:
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Welcome to you!!!! to
A heavy breath.
Strong position...which?

Fuck, how you fucked up with your devid bley... in your mouth your legs and fuck in your ass.

Plushed

Here are these guys...