You cannot resist – resist.

My girlfriend has a son, at the time he was three years old, well very
An intelligent and not by years developed boy. In fact, one
Imagine a morning, a crowded bus,
A girlfriend with her son is somewhat in the middle, from all sides.
The boy begins to work hard with his elbows to survive in this situation.
The people standing around begin to get outraged and speak out.
A friend’s remarks about her unworthy behavior... Well, she
Naturally, he slowly says to his son, “Well, stay calm, no.
Go around, people are around.” The little boy, whispering his elbows, loudly,
On the whole bus, he says: “What people, well what people!!! around here
Just a joke!! You won’t believe it, but the crowd has moved together.

The Blonde:

Am I so sexy that life is fucking me?

Another day was a wasted waste of makeup.

When a vampire bites a man, he becomes a vampire.
It feels like everyone is being bitten by a bear!! to

God, please make sure all the calories go to the breasts!

And when then? Computers will come up with the voice command “Bl*d!”
Cancel all the latest actions?! to

This advertisement kills me. Do you know how bacteria grow in your mouth? No is? Let’s go, I’ll show you... Imagine we’re bacteria...

Clip (01:29:40 23/06/2009)
I stood in the store yesterday, passing by mommy with my son, a little 5 years old. Mommy hit the machines with this bag and they fell, the son on the whole store "Well, let’s crack it all out here!".

Yesterday, the neighbors had a brain break.
Call at half-third: Elliot, not with you?(Ola is my friend, lives with my parents on the upper floor)
No to gr. They ran to me: cries, hysterics, Ole, Ole, Ole.Where is our girl.Let's call the trumpet doesn't take.What to do we don't know.* is
Called all my friends-friends, boys (former, present, future)-net.I repay my mom with valocardine, answering to call an ambulance-morg.I recruit Ole:
With a sleepy voice.
and then?
I sleep.
Where is it?!!! to
In the room...

I drive like God.! to
Yyy: UGU as AID

Kalansky says:
Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! I liked me. Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? He asks Kalanchoe. They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”

The Pearl:
The article stumbled on "The names of the main mothers of Russia"

Axel to admin:
Who is?

Axel to admin:
of Zhirinovsky?

The Pearl
A study by the HeadHunter analytical group found that the most frequently used obscene expressions in the office are journalists, marketers, IT specialists and retailers.

Axel to admin:
Clearly Fuck

Axel to admin:
Oh is

Axel to admin:
The curse!! to

We hired a new designer. He was asked to paint the girl’s eggs. I painted. It’s photoshop, but it’s not bad anyway. He said he was "fearful to work in this company". :D

For the girls:
No moral principles will stop you from casual connections like not shaved legs in time.

My daughter (4 years) today gave out: Mom, do I have a brain?
Mother: Of course
Daughter: So this dog, who is cuddling in the street, will blow it up to me.
I love children and dogs.

Q: What to give to the boss?
A big false! for educational work.
Or a joke.
Are you a masochist?
I am the boss 😉

One of my acquaintances after a long search found a good job in a very decent company. by specialty. The Carrier. He even started walking with his head proudly raised. He was fired because of his poor vision. In the hall, as in Japan, they put the director’s chest, so that after work, employees could relieve stress by shaking the director’s layout. And here one day, when the real director stopped at the exit, my acquaintance identified and shouted, "Why was this crazy not in place?“I put him in the mouth. Of course, this annoying misunderstanding could not be left unnoticed by the management of the company.

I have a smell today. He defended his diploma at 5.
Life was shit, and it remained.
I want sex and love, and fuck only with two other people's diplomas - a friend who was not sent in response to a request for help at 3rd grade, and a beloved girl who in a month marries another.

Life, shit, fairness is right.
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Zen’s master walked around the market and said:
Life is beautiful!
The dealer objected:
It is all not so. I work from early in the morning to late in the evening, I earn little and I am tired all the time. My wife is foolish, and I have two foolish sons.
What the Master replied:
Yes you are right! Your life is shit!

Sister from the holiday writes a text message "Bagovonocall my, why do you get rid of your wounds "Tell the man we are with the donkeys". It still proves that she wasn’t drunk.)

A time of morale!
I was fooled by porn sites.

Yours and Yours!!! The morning is over!!!! to

Admin: I once gave the girl a password: "attractive" - from the first time she never managed to enter it...
On request to issue another, offered "unprecautionary" :-))

Today the news shows graduates. Mouth to ears. "The exams have passed! Everything is over! It is over!! Now the Institute ahead!"
They are naive...