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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30899
 03.06.2010
From the dating forum...

I also want to meet a successful guy on a good, expensive car
No problems with housing.
35-40 years old, without children and relatives
about yourself: while pregnant and slightly fattened, with sick relatives, a dog, a cat
I smoke and don’t work.
From the merits of myself I can say the following: I am not lazy to work at home.
You can be your personal driver.
I have experience of anal sex.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30898
 03.06.2010
I was called to the army... arrived in part, had time to sink the plateau, and to penetrate how strongly we got into it.
We sit like a smoker... everyone’s faces are sad...everyone thinks of their own.
People from different cities gathered.
And here one gives out that would at least somehow clear up the situation:
XXX: and we all got mechanical clocks on the call...
YYY: And we were given by the alarm...
The third thought, I thought I also needed to say something.
ZZZ: And we were damned and sent to serve!

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №30897
 03.06.2010
A guy pulls me from the chat to the chat and offers to suck - learned that we live in the same area.
XHH: The second rushed to meet me in the real and write out puzzles, because I wrote in the forum that Schnurov is shit.
XHH: Maybe I’ll appoint them both at a meeting tomorrow. At the same time, in the same place.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30896
 03.06.2010
A.EGoing to the cinema
A.EThe Prince Session
A.EFuck the Persians!! to
A.ETagged Siemens

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30895
 03.06.2010
The rural area. On the ground is carried by the murdered in the hole tractor *Belarus* from the cabin of which the Gaza Strip - Plugy Vugi loudly plays:) I love this country!!! to

by D1e

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30894
 03.06.2010
XXX: Come, we will go to Katzzo on the big ones. I will take you to the tundra and force you.
YYY: Oh maybe not.
XXX: Do not do that.
Yyy: In the sense of tundra

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №30893
 03.06.2010
Infinity FX35. and Altucha. He made an aerography of the blue cage on both sides. I am with you guys!!! to

The bone!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30892
 03.06.2010
On one of the news portals: "In Nikolayev, a beggar who pretended to be a disabled, amputated his legs"

Just killed one of the comments to this news...

Don Juan – So let us drink so that none of us, men, will ever pretend impotent!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30891
 02.06.2010
About mosquitoes in Volgograd:
>> In the center of the evening was in the morning, barely from the entrance to the car ran. They were fighting the glass and looking at me.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №30890
 02.06.2010
xxx: I had one guy in the group who in the middle of the diploma put "SATH, NO ONE IS READING"...
xxx: It was necessary to see his face when the chairman of the commission was asked before him why there were so few formulas in the second chapter.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №30889
 02.06.2010
The evening. My friend and I stopped in the car at the light.
I: Look, the building's lighting has changed from blue to green!
Then it will be red, then pink, then blue again.
I: Did you stand in the block here?
The girlfriend: UGU

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30888
 02.06.2010
The PPC! Recently, my brother M.H. found some printing of leaves on a 150-tractate on the topic of sex (such as some new current in sexology). The first chapter about training and development,so to say, the female intimate muscles))The exercise, which was recommended to perform regularly, was the following-sweep,gm,inside "the stone egg" (judging by the description and picture,healthy such a stone hammer,absolutely smooth)and with it to walk with it.Hren with it,killed note from below- "... if you can not pull the egg on your own or it just stuck, panic, take a deep breath,hop and laugh, sooner or later the egg will fall out".So if you see a cute lady directly put the egg in any place, or it would, it would, just seem, reluctantly press the girl and you will be pressed to the doctor for a long time, you will not be
Nino is

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №30887
 02.06.2010
I work in a bar. New summer cocktails. We do work and for one tasting for the waitresses (Girls 19-25 years old). Shaker, ice, ginger, went: rum 3 years extracts, French melon and peach liqueurs, fresh-pressed pineapple juice, mixed and poured into a beautiful glass decorated with pineapple slices and mint leaves. Everyone is happy, try it! -" Emily Just like the original Jaguar!" The shaker falls on the floor, further tasting is meaningless, because compare the spill of Hennessy into the sort.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30886
 02.06.2010
1 the pork. so juicy, in a vinegar marinade, just from corners, under sauce, mmmm... and with ice water...
2: >:o, *WALL*, *HELP*
1: marinated onions with rings, baked potatoes, river, watermelon...
2 percent)
1: and you are all clubs, crazy, c++, LA, summer has come, plan the weekend right)))

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30885
 02.06.2010

zZZz (11:42:20 2/06/2010)
How is the stick with a chain and a ball with spikes called?

zZZz (11:46:27 2/06/2010)
Fuck to Fuck

pPPp (12:03:07 2/06/2010)
No, just "chestnut" A "black brush" is when the enemy has it and you don’t.


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30884
 02.06.2010
I’m reading about the nervous system.
In animals can cause neurosis if they are put into conditions of influence simultaneously 3 factors:
1 large amount of information to be processed and absorbed (including decision making)
Chronic shortage of time dedicated to such work
High level of motivation in achieving a positive outcome
White Tiger: Did you describe the student session process?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30883
 02.06.2010
On the website of the city news appeared news: "The roads of Ulyanovsk are marked";
First comment: "Can it be asphalt first?"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30882
 02.06.2010
Fuck, why when I'm called in guests to reinstall the window, it's a type of well by the way. well, a type for half an hour of running, a beer fucking at the same time.
And when this same person in a week NIGHT I ask you to come and wash the battery (he is a sanitary), it is a nichuya not for beer, but for a bubble, because... he knows why in fact!! to
I too, how could I compare...wind and heating battery!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30881
 02.06.2010
Infernal: Do you know what is the worst spot in the publishing center?
Infernal: This is when after 5 thousand copies are printed on a resolution, a person approaches it, looks at the paper and says "OP-PA".

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30880
 02.06.2010
xxx (23:37:59 1/06/2010)
I forgot to tell you that this happens once in my life.
xxx (23:38:36 1/06/2010)
I go, so after driving school, I get stuck on the stairs and when I smoke, I get on a 4 size chest (or about that). The girl smiled, then it was still raining and she invited me under the umbrella.
zzz (23:39:02 1/06/2010)
The Sniper XD

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