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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30799
 01.06.2010
Taken from a local forum, from a discussion about cats in the motor compartment of the car:

“My dad had another funny situation.
He arrives in the morning with a car on three wheels. Someone pulled the wheel at night. Dad took his bags and went to work. He left the house the next morning and couldn’t believe his eyes. The car again on 4 wheels)))) He thought or the thief's conscience tortured.Or what most likely someone from the local took for a while. Then he bought it and returned, but the mystery has not been solved.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30798
 01.06.2010

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yyyy: I'm a turkey - such a thick, dark and big swallow under the clove!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30797
 01.06.2010
I read it in the salad.)

The friends! Unfortunately, due to technical and physical reasons, we will not be updated on May 28. (We changed the internet provider, sat all day without the internet, and in the evening someone brought a bottle of vodka and... generally didn't have time:( You're sorry that on Friday and without an update)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30796
 01.06.2010
Congratulations on the session! So many accumulated things can be repaired!

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