YouTube video, where a guy jumps through the car he is driving to meet, the first comment:
- Now let the train try.

xxx: I consider myself a complete failure, now even the desire to take care of myself is not, I can not even shave my hair and color.
Honey, it’s a haircut.

The apogee of the haishnik’s career is when he enters the booth, and she is just for him!

I looked at the clock... I saw 3:14... I agreed.

Q-man: I can’t argue with you
Q-man: Can you argue your point of view in any way except as "cool" and "not cool"?
Mousehead: I can
Mousehead: But it will be bad.

I bought pelmeni, I read the inscription on the packaging: "Meat-containing semi-finished products. Category "G"" Cooked not cheated. It is :)))

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
[12:20:08] xxx: convinced so Olya to walk :yahoo:
XXX: I don’t have money.
[12:20:19] yyy is out
[12:20:20] zzz is out
[12:20:20] zzz is out
[12:20:25] xxx: and I would like to ask for a fifth in debt.... omg, you understand everything.
[12:20:28] xxx is out

A Russian woman does not wait for a prince on a white horse, but stops for a race.

My grandfather, now the deceased, told this story about the smartness of a Russian man.
It was in the middle of the war, in March, where - I don't remember, but that's not the point.
Our and German units were caught up in battle, in the forest. The Germans went on, the Germans went on, and the Germans also.
While it was cold, the ice lay around and moved freely, and as it warmed up, the ice melted and the opponents were separated by dirt, water and mud.
Ours on one side, behind the hill, the Germans on the other, 200 meters away. You cannot get out of nowhere.
Everything would be fine, but only the field kitchens as usual in the oasis, and lag behind both ours and nothing too much. Both these and others had dry patches.
I don't know how the Germans, but our put everything together, and once a day brotherly divided them all. And so as not to be offensive, one turned away, and the other, pointing his finger to roughly equal pieces of bread, asked:
to whom?
The first answered:
- Ivanov
to whom?
Petrov
Is it to whom?
Siddhartha
and so on.
A few days passed. Both the Germans and ours ate all the supplies, and the hunger began.
Here our commander ordered us to continue to play a scene every night entitled: Who? by Petrov! This is? and Ivanov. To strengthen his spirit, and to suppress the enemy.
A few days later, the Germans raised a white flag and surrendered. Until one o’clock, without noise and shooting, the aces on the water on the dry side passed to our soldiers.
They surrendered and said, Russh, German, feed us prisoners.
Our friends laughed of course. The Germans did not laugh. They also turned out to be starving, and decided that since the Russians share food every day, you have to give up in order not to die of hunger.
A few days later it was cold again, and the kitchen was ready.
A great tribute to you, veterans! None is forgotten and nothing is forgotten.

I have a headache again... honestly, do you want me again?

Your mother, why I have a black tongue
You are a giraffe.
111: go naked ><
333: There are no body spots?
444: Do not listen to Jiggurd, do not eat Russian land.
Chapter 11: Idiots

Recently, the ranking of questions from the “What Does It Mean?” series has been dominated by domain requests, hosting, torrents, spam, dorway, indicating a significant increase in user computer literacy and their interest in advanced Internet technologies.

From time to time, the Lossi come out of the forest and from the side of the road long look at passing cars. Probably this indicates the interest of laws in the work of internal combustion engines.

WBM
I hate consultants in clothing stores.

WBM
This shirt is great for you!
Maybe better there?
Dada really liked it more.
by Facepalm

WBM
- Can I wear a shirt like a trousers, and put the cock in the hole for the neck? How about the idea?
and yes! I think you will fit well!

Of course I saw a lot of funny mistakes in the correspondence, but this caused me to wash off the monitor from coffee:

I see the universe deep inside your ass
XXX: The Eyes

Oh yeah, you are a thief!
I am a steel :R
Oh, you didn’t take that word.
Under this scheme, all words are words.

Xxx-girl acquainted, yyy-ya
Q: Is it a personal question?
xxx: blin stream if not about breasts-writing and not the goose
YYY: How much do you weigh?
XXX: What are you doing?? to
YYY: This is not a loud question.
XX: Do you say you are a fool?! to
Are you a virgin?
Xxx: 63

Congratulations to the Military Department. The subject is tanks. He broadcasts:
You can drive at speeds up to 80 km/h. Then the tank loses control.
Everyone has a healthy face of horror. Someone guessed to ask:
And then how?
What how? Everything is okay, nothing terrible. You are in a tank.

As I understand, most students sit on social networks the night before the exam. Probably they think they’ll find a hole there and make a friend with her.

How little is written! I have "Hui" scratched on the flash, and there is wood.

Russia of the 21st century.
The Prosecutor’s Office of Kostrom accused the Jedi of extremism.

Imperial cruisers on Red Square.