Jump: Here’s how I remember now: in 2003, when Peter’s three hundredth anniversary was celebrated, the whole city was painted with inscriptions, such as “On the 300th anniversary...”, “On the 300th anniversary...”, and so on. These inscriptions stumbled deadly into Mosch. And when I saw the enormous advertisement on the stretch "In ZOOMUZEU NEW EXPOSITION", the pattern worked like a clock. I stood up in a stupor and thought for a long time where the tristamuseum in Peter came from, and what exhibits were in it.

I want to meet a programmer.

“Why, you’re a tester like... Aaaaaah, you’re about to get revenge?

The Dick...

I am pregnant, 20 weeks.
I stand at the self-service weights, where you need to place the goods - the barcode with the value will come out.
Product number 24, I approach by pressing 2 and 4, I see - not that.
Repeat procedure 2 and 4. Again not that.
2 and 4 again. Not that.
I called an employee. I complain about a barcode error. He dropped the weights. Weighing, pressing and not...
Again not that.
Another employee came, looked at my entertainment, took a bag from me and helped - a thousand fingers in the button with the number 24!!! and all.
The brain comes back!!! to

A colleague gave the cat to a cage with a temporary accommodation with the cat.
After two days, the owner of the cat calls:
Hi, how is my neck? already? It is great! Did you take the video? No is? Sorry...
O_O

Man is almost the same bird. He can’t fly, and he can’t fly much more.

“Firtsov’s game was perfect and seemed so simple from the tribune that one day Anatoly was even asked if it was difficult to play that way. To what he in his own style replied, “Simply. very simple. It’s hard to train to play like that.”
Anatoly Tarasov

I remember my mom told me when I was a kid, “And if everybody would walk in broken pants, would you walk like that?”
I don’t know who started first. But it worked.

I am 27, a height of 199 cm, with standard hamsters, fun, charming. I propose to meet and discuss your “exaggerated” requirements on July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near the China-City metro (exit to Varvarka)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Choose to meet the metro station, where parallel universes intersect, and the stop of exits to the surface... That is another quest! I suggested the monument.
I’m not that girl, I’m just sorry.

Adolf Aloizich hated the Jews, although he himself was a quarter so.
Joseph Goebbels hated physically disabled people, although he himself was.
Vitaly Melonov hates the blue.
Continue the logical chain.

PinkQween: But I don’t like it at all!!! to
Rob: Penguin, get away from it. I don’t like it, don’t crack.

Yesterday I had such a conversation with a colleague.

X: How much do you have?
17 centimeters, not bad, but those are your 22 centimeters.
X: Okay you, look at Loh - he with his 14cm is afraid to go anywhere.
Q: How did you measure?
X: I first increased by 1cm, and then the ambulance, and you?
A: I was agreed by the manufacturer.
Q: What are you talking about at all?
Q: About the car clearance, what did you think about?? to

You cannot meet on the Internet. Here very many (and both genders) citizens for some reason synonymous "a person wants to meet" to "a person in such despair that to agree to anything, only the opposite sex";

albert_muzeev: A purposeful failure will accomplish much more than a lazy genius!

"Schwarzenegger accuses family psychologists – they brought him "more harm than good"
by *****
The only healthy advice among hundreds of words.
Specialist in Family Service.
Once a quarter away from the children to drink together.

C Forum of the Russian Federation

XX: A couple of three years ago remember on the first channel was some pathosny reality show about the army. There were two civilian teams. At one of the stages, they were sitting for the guides in the T-90, the army's fur guides were. They chased each other on the grass in a rare forest. There still seems to have flown the melody in the first round. The show quickly disappeared from the screens.

YYY: Because it is complete nonsense. What other civilians? In the tank? and melody? God is with you who would see it.

ZZZ: I do not know which of the brothers Meladze is talking about, but if it is Valeria, then I can say that after studying at the Nikolaevsky Shipbuilding Institute named Stepan Osipovich Makarov he has the qualification of engineer-mechanic on ship power plants and the scientific degree of a candidate of technical sciences in the field of design of ship power plants, as well as the university of the commander of the BCH-2 BPC 57 project, if I do not change my memory.
So if your irony is that the military of it is no one, then it is not quite appropriate.

C of Habr.

You have to marry a guy. and urgent. The work of paradise will appear.

Tim: Nietzsche will soon invent chips and control everyone

green-gray-eyed: and cracking will be even more fun, along with viruses)
The news will be - the Russian-Ukrainian group of hackers hacked the state of Utah... the entire population twice splashed the brush and three times the masurka?)))

Playing with a girl in the pencil
mmm, role-playing games with girls
She has 36 sizes, all shoes are big in shops.
I’m 46 and I’m all small.
XHH: Imbued with sympathy for the heroine stories

If you open a bottle in a gazelle to drink, the road will automatically deteriorate by 90%. and c)

Every person is very useful at least once in life to work in the field of service, or in security. After this, the desire to put on the place of the goats suddenly disappears, because there is an understanding that there work for very little money exactly the same people as you, who are regularly sought out for every little thing, effective management and always-right customers.