Vladimir Ivanov 24.06.2017 at 23:29

You have to play football naked. Immediately the motivation to play at speed when you are chased by a huge naked black man.

from ZH:
The PC Rabbit:
In America, dogs are married, blacks are lynched and children are eaten.
We need to go...

In the 1970s and 1980s, every printer was registered with the KGB.

For today’s young people who don’t know that in the 1970s and 1980s the KGB staff ratio to the number of printers in the country was about 10 to 1, it sounds, of course, scary.

Sometimes the diagnosis kills a person faster than the disease itself.

He visited the child in the camp, walked around the territory, found a phone. He lies on his own path, still warm, probably just fell out of the pocket of some swelling. At first they wanted to take the guard, but on the way decided that we can call on any number, find out the name of the owner, and return the phone to him. Even more pleasant.

There were only two contacts in the phone book. “Mom” and “Papa”. After a moment, I pressed “Papa.”

Hi my son! There was a pleasant baryton in the tube.

Sorry, this is not my son. I said. We found the phone, we want to return the owner. Is this your son’s phone?

Yes my son. The interlocutor answered confusedly at the end. How did he get to you?

I say I found. I walked and looked at the phone. Probably fell out of the pocket. He is in which squad?

Who is?

Bariton was frankly dumb. "I should have called my mom," I thought, on the other hand, it was easy for me to understand the confusion of my father when a strange man calls from the child's number. I patiently repeated.

Their son. Which team is he in, you know?

He is not in the squad.

Is he the leader?

What a leader? Where did you find that phone?

Here in the territory.

In what territory?! to

in the camp area.

What camp? Is that a joke?

You know, I don’t want to joke. I came to the camp to visit my child, we found the phone. The Friendship Camp. Do you know where your child is?

I know where my child is! This has nothing to do with any camp. Either you are mocking, or you are making a mistake.

This is easy to find out now. I said.

We just approached the guard house.

Name the child's name and age. I asked for bariton.

And while one of the guards was shrinking the sheets with children’s lists, my interlocutor sang in the tube, digesting what was happening. I specially kept the phone closer to the guard so that the baryton could hear the answer from the first mouth.

There is one! Finally the guardian said, repeating the name and the name of the child. The Sixth Division. Corps three.

Have you heard? I asked on the phone. - Now we will take the child's phone, and you will find out for yourself if it is your child or not yours.

and well. The interlocutor answered with a loud voice. and thanks. Where do you say that camp is?

In the costume. It is from Yaroslavl.

The fucking! Bariton suddenly broke out.

What is? I asked. Something is wrong?

No, it is all so. I am sorry. Bariton said.

And after a moment of silence, suddenly evil passed through his teeth:

All is so! Just wondering, if the child in the camp, then with whom did this shit go to Egypt?! to

Andrei Malakhov does not know what to talk about with normal and decent people.

Mixed texts, in which the scrolls are arranged as, confused and confused, “eat” and “eat”, but, shit, steadily write “you”, when it is not necessary and not necessary. Let the fool pray to God.

And we have some frost, and it is cold. The cat slept and then went out. He went out, sat on the wing, saw - badly, went back. He stumbled on me. I say, I can’t do anything, brother, I can organize the jerk, but I’m powerless against the rain.

On the fourth day of the call from the left number, I looked in the net- from the alphabank, a advertising robot, and my blacklist also looked at their negative rating and drops calls.
One robot calls, another throws) war of robots:-D

#bus_educational

The word "helixers" I hear for the first time, always said "spiders"

Between "class" and "type" there is an intermediate category - "subtype". A high school student does not need to know this. The class "spiders" (spiders, scorpions, ticks) is included in the subtype "helixers" (spiders, merostoms, sea spiders), which is included in the type "articular-footed". Main categories: life - domain - kingdom - type - class - order - family - species. Scientists use a lot of intermediate categories, such as "subcategory", "superfamily", subspecies" and so on. Google is "biological systematics"

A joke for teachers. The robbers caught the school teacher.
Give the clock!
I will not give you the clock, but take a good guide!

I: What are you going to do, Poppy?
She is: Nothing.
And then drink tea.

The xxx:
It was a long time ago.
The xxx:
At the end, they were smiling, but missed out of the shift.
The xxx:
And I seemed to understand where I went instead of the shift.

The Budget Committee supported the bill, but noted that it needs to be substantially completed for the second reading. According to him, the bill is illiterate, but the deputies are now forced to adopt it, because the problem that is raised is very important - this is all you need to know about Russian legislation.

An employee came to work on his new Focus. And on the sides of the swamps, small, but very visible.

Serge, how is it?

- How, came to the country, the car began to drive into the yard, lazy to support the gate. The wind was blowing and the door on the door. It is offensive.

Is it one, and the other is the other?

- Well, I have a casco, called the haishnikovs to record, waited until evening. The angry, tired people came. They don’t believe the gate, they say the car they’ve stuck. I decided to do an investigative experiment. He drove out the car, began to show how he went, asked one gate to hold. There was wind again, only on the other side, from which they did not hold. In short, I now have two identical injections. The Haishniki laughed, said that they now believe, wrote a paper and left.

A century ago, a quote:

Three things must be banned: first, the Internet, secondly, computers and other gadgets, and mainly users. Otherwise it will not work.

In all serious: an American teacher left school for filming porn.

The management of the school tried to meet the girl, but the teacher did not dare to leave the adult film industry.

is correct. At school, they still pay a penny.

Bacaps have a clear quantum essence.
Until you’ve tried to recover from the backpack, he’s in a super position. He is successful and not at the same time.

The news:
Payment card "World" by 2018 will replace students with a check-in.
The card will be attached to the booklets. Teachers will be able to place and edit scores over the Internet, and students will be able to view them online.
The commentary:
Pay for the exams immediately.

Today in VK:

XXX: How the ovulations were burned. They have one counsel against all problems and diseases. What would
was not concerned. I talked with a friend of acne rash, which was not attacked by any of this
already in adulthood. What was the advice??? by Rodi! The body is renewed! Picasso, 21st century
The courtyard.

YYY:Which version will be updated?

My son is on vacation with a guest. Ride about a hundred. I called yesterday.
and dad. Can you take me for one day? Tomorrow is Youth Day. and greeting. and?
I cannot solve this problem without my mother. Call her first.
I already called her. No is. He said you won’t go after me. The Dad! She decides everything for you. Talk to her.
Elijah stopped in order not to ring the phone. Manipulator is minor. 9 years small.