To find your love in nightclubs and bars is like looking for light bulbs at the checkpoints: the boxes are they, but not the light bulbs in them.

In our city there are places where the sewage is heavy. Once I was driving with my daughter (she was 5 years old at the time) in a bus and just passed such a place, naturally this "aroma" filled the whole salon. My daughter turns to me and asks:

Mom, is it you?

What am I?

Are you scared?

No, not by me.

Here my daughter turns to the man standing next to him and begins to look closely at him. The man seemed to have heard our conversation. I should have seen his face when he noticed my child’s eye. Restrained from the last strength, she began to explain to her daughter that it was the smell of sewage.

I want to share a small story with you. I work in Dentistry N in SPB.

The patient enters the surgeon's office, lies on a chair, he is anesthetized. The patient, the doctor and the dentist assistant sit in silence and wait for the anesthesia to act. The patient closed his eyes. There is a flying flies in the office. The doctor swallowed honey on the flies. The map is dead. and silence. At this time, the patient is still lying on a chair with his eyes closed.

The assistant, referring to the fly, says, “Is it dead?”

The patient opens fearful eyes.

A missed woman is worse than a missed glass of vodka.

In Khabarovsk, a young man wrote a statement to the police on his "baryga" after learning that he smoked peanut instead of marijuana for 7 months.
During the whole time he bought peters for 97,000 rubles.

Did you hear that Putin signed a decree to rename 40 airports? St. Petersburg is not on the list.
He takes care of himself.

Change of 9 hours. He has been on his feet all day and so on. But I stopped regretting myself after seeing that our dishwasher after the 12-hour shift is still going to the cinema at night. I make her coffee until she sees the manager. She smiles and thankes, so sincerely. Such a strong.

Only we survived the daughter of Alsa, as the son of Kadyrov appeared!

Literally yesterday.
In one of the provincial regional centers at the All-Russian forum in the field of medical industry and healthcare, an indicative operation was carried out in a vivarium (a separate room at a medical-biological institution (research institute, laboratory) intended for the maintenance of laboratory animals used in experimental work or in the training process).
Specifically, in this case, the experimental pig valve on the heart was changed. From artificial to actual. Vivarium is located on the territory of a well-known factory for the production of artificial valves and other high-tech medical products. And before operations on the human heart, a series of operations on animals are carried out to work out the technology.
The operation is real. The pigs are under anesthesia and are sterile.
The operation is broadcast online on the big screen in one of the halls of the forum. But the governor, along with his numerous staff, decided to personally make sure that the operation was real, and on the way to ask a few questions to the doctors and went to the operating room. Together with him there were his leaders and ministers of the regional government.
They were not allowed close to the table, but from some distance it was clear that the pig was alive, the blood was red, and the doctors did not mimic the manipulation, but operated honestly. The governor asked a few questions, he was answered, everyone is heading for exit. And here comes the question from the Governor’s Board:
How did you know that a pig’s heart hurt?
This question was not answered. The pig survived the operation well. But we have to do something with the ministers. Could I try a brain transplant?

According to the new methodology of the VCIOM survey, Putin's height is 192 cm.

The classmate of the son (10 years old) mother in the past is a handball coach.

They have the rule: from the first time I didn't hear my mom - 20 pushes.

I’m a tall and tall girl, so I’m often confused with a guy. Last winter, my cousin decided to get married and at the family council it was decided that my mother and I would go to them early to help meet the guests. We went on the bus and bought 25 kilograms of meat. The city we needed was 6 hours drive from us. During this time, the meat was slightly frozen and the bag in which it was became wet. Then the driver offered his mother a large white bag to put a bag of meat in. The offer was accepted, we go on. It was already evening when they started coming to town, and my mom called my aunt to see her son. But it happened that he was at work and his aunt came alone.

I am not afraid to lift weights, so, taking the bag, I went forward. I must say that I was dressed in black. My path was along the main city road. It seems that the story is about to end, but the problem is that a patrol car passed by. It’s night, it’s dark, the lights are burning and I go with a bloody bag, mom and aunt weaving far behind. The car stops abruptly, two patrols run out of it and ask me to put my bag on the ground. I was overwhelmed and could not move out of fear. Then one of the patrols repeated the request with the words: "Man, do what we say." I still hold my bag in the stool.

A couple of minutes and I was already turned, taken out of the unfortunate bag and put into a patrol car. Thank God my mom and aunt were here.

This is the story of my acquaintance with my cousin and his partner.

The higher the intelligence of the pet, the more trouble with this animal.

“Chip and Dale...”

I flew this morning from Sakhalin to Moscow, through a dream: “Dear passengers... the ship’s commander... we need your help... if there is a doctor......... I have not heard of this for a long time, almost a year passed without accidents.
Nothing to do, I slipple from the chair, shuffle shoes, go crazy to the next salon.
The teenager, 12, stands, pale, the stomach hurts, the pressure is low, and also jumps, but does not lose consciousness.
While dragging him to the floor, two other women-doctors nearby formed, with one infectiologist, the other - a pediatrician, right into the ointment!
By the way, in recent years, fifteen noticed such a feature - if the flight Moscow - DV (Vladivostok, Sakhalin, Khabarovsk, Kamchatka, Magadan, Chita, Yakutsk...etc), then every time there is at least one doctor; and if the flights inside the European part of the country - then "to save the world" it is necessary, shit, again alone.
Something like acute pancreatitis... Slowly I bring the guy into a relative order; I hold more pressure on him, yes, intestinal spasms are removed, aunts with injections-tablets are dealt with, and mothers are communicating... until six o’clock, we’ll get exactly, you don’t need to sit down in an emergency.
Mom pleasantly struck - assembled, confident, answers questions briefly and accurately, does not beat in hysteria, does not show excessive initiative, trusted the child and awaits instructions... all would be.
Interesting was the reaction of passengers - usually in the plane in such cases people do not light up, do not climb under the hand, one or two people look from a distance, advice is not given. And then a man 20 around crowded, the salon is big, they are silent, do not disturb, but it cost me a guy to try to move from the chair to the floor, and he is bitten such, thin)), as a hand six almost not over my back pushed out and moved him. I just want to raise his head, I push my hand under my neck - someone is already carefully helping me, pulling my shoulders. It was worth the doctors' aunts to argue about some missing pills in the pharmacy box - on several sides there were packages of the necessary.
Everything was done, the guy almost calmed down, began to fall asleep, wrapped with pleds, I went to myself. Once three went out to their salon, the patient to visit, and there five or six people are still standing quietly next to them, suddenly help will be needed.
The Far East is a territory of silence, however.
proudly

We are now like Papuas – all the food from palm trees and the leader instead of the president.

Many times saw the advertisement of the language learning app, the point is that we unlock our phone many times a day, and here every time when unlocking the app shows a new word and its translation. The first few days I liked, even if the most often words were simple, but I remembered their grammar, but on the third day I began to notice that I try to avoid unlocking the phone, even if I just wanted to look at the time or polish the tape. Although before this at any opportunity stuck in the phone)It became clear that the brain is uncomfortable, he does not want to stress again. One of the most stressful situations for the brain is synchronous translation.In general, I hit an application to learn a language, and in the end it saved me from the bad habit of sticking in the phone.