WORK (10:24:33 18/06/2008)
An announcement in the newspaper about the recruitment. There is now one ringing – the voice of the pistets impregnated and procured in one bottle. Well, I talk to her, from the conversation I learn that 2 years ago she graduated from a professional, and hasn't worked anywhere so far. Well, I think little if it happens - with the child could sit. I say let’s meet you, let’s talk to you, let’s discuss all the questions, what and how. She:"and when can I approach you?"I say"you are comfortable today";;
She asked me:" do you have a contest?"
I: "no of course"
She "no then" and puts the phone.

I can no longer work. She killed me.

A friend called to the army was sitting for 24 hours! after 24 hours they said there were no seats in the army!! to
This is a country of little.

Zzzz: Why are you so nervous?? to
YYY: Yeah, fucking... I broke up with the guy... more accurately he left me...
ZZZ: What about what?? to
YYY: This shit said that because of me he lacks time for the ambulance...

Peter, Stalin... why be so stressed if you can hang a universal poster with the image of the Topol-M missile system?

ZYK is:
Pizdec, bought yesterday nits for work, obviously they were lying in my office, a day ago, one of my grandmothers popped a cup of tea, I gave her this package, I pulled him to myself and they were all there, that I would have enough for a week! And then Anna even smiled at me, that the nonsense was lying in my office!

The Doz:
It is something else.)

The Doz:
A package pulled into our office. There are fruits, cabbage, sausage and so on. He said something unclear and left. There were no 50 minutes. We thought that he was kind of for something, maybe all the cabinets packages distributed (well it happens, such as a visit there or the birth of a grandson). We were happy with almost everything! Fuck, and in the end it turned out he left it in storage while he went to the chief.))) The shit we protected!!!))

by Maya:
The sounds of the night nature.It feels like carpenters and frogs of the same size

Buba: Let’s play the shit?

Esenin: Is it what?

Who will say the ass louder?

You are 25 years old.

See also: Ahuet

1: Where did you go on the weekend?
Then I went to the village of SQL and taught...
O_O and what is there? Is that the atmosphere? How was the training?
2: Just PPS barely withdrew from the request.
1 :?? to
2 : Delete from garden where garden.plants <> potato and garden.plants <> beet.... stucco comet.
Time of response to the query - 5:22:17.568
And who told you that SQL is easy :)))

by 22:52
because I know all my viruses, they are like my relatives, I regularly feed them with all kinds of unnecessary files, for which they we live with them in peace and agreement =) They love me and when they meet gently give a voice to the Kaspersky, talk about themselves -)))
by 22:56
I am a romantic.)

xxx: I have a crowd of dumb shakes on the street walking and worshiping
WOW: and I have two bikes fucking, the drivers turned on the emergencies, came out, stand hugging, dancing

The Sunshine:
Weather for three minutes.

CyberJesus
What is the examination?

Archer
There is some kind of scan of the whole body. And it burns all your wounds and anomalies)))

Archer
Then you are prescribed a lot of pills that you take.

CyberJesus
Then you are placed in a wooden box and buried in mourning. and tablets, such as naftalin, so that worms do not catch

After congratulating the DR, one person left inflated balls in the office. A couple of months passed, the balls got bored, became two fist size, they were thrown on the window.

Chel approaches the window with an impenetrable face, takes a ball, clutches it in his hand. Takes the second, puts them next to you. It interferes. Then thoughtfully:

Who knows if Annika will come to the office?

Status in ASCII:

Nietzsche is happy. I found a 5K ruble in my house.

Nietzsche is pleased. I finally ate.

Nietzsche is sad. I remembered the ass.

Nietzsche is thoughtful. We will have to go back to the community...

Heading needs political asylum, a protection program, plastic surgery, a new name, and Russian citizenship.

Fuck to write "take the top" and "plus"! Go naffig, in the top already half the quotes with such posts! This is not an advertisement for you!

More than that, Holi! Bring it to the top!

xxx: What do you think of a guy who doesn’t know how to remove a whistle when he’s in front of you while kissing?
Yyy: Nuow... The guy who wears a hoodie will look scary in my eyes :-D

I want to eat, sleep and drink beer.
YYY: YYHH, and I want to pass the summer session
XXX is an animal.

I decided to congratulate my ex with DR... I wrote a text message... I used it in the telephone directory for the number and I find out that I have a number of referrals of some Ksuši, Xenia, Xenki, Ksucky, etc... After a long thought, I chose a suitable number and sent it... After a while, the answer comes - "Thank you, Sash, of course, but I only have a DR in half a year!"
I’m in a shock... I don’t know how to call it! ?

But after all, more and more users do not understand the meaning of the anecdote "I feel like a computer mouse - slide on the carpet, and the stomach turns. andquot;