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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7333
 30.06.2008
...painted by a talented Krasnoyarsk artist and just a good man Egor Zhong...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7332
 30.06.2008
† Alucard †: I am shy, shy and shy!
Funny_user: as well as fucking, uilo and luck.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7331
 30.06.2008
Voting®
Called the object yesterday.
Voting®
They say no, I’m coming.
Voting®
Of course they don’t have a fool, because they don’t have a light, but the notes work.)))))
Voting®
They probably thought it wasn’t transmitted by air or sexually from Odmin.))))
Zeon
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0000 ugga
Voting®
In the last instance, I would not refuse.
Zeon
Internet is a new form of communication
Voting®
There are only managers, everything has gone through a strict casting.
Voting®
I am not a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan, I am a fan.
Zeon
Brushed

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7330
 30.06.2008
Vampirchik: What are you doing?
L0ki: fish, type, dried hawaiian
Vampirchik: in the sense? o.o
L0ki: yeah papik did, did not dry up nikuya... the piston was half-grey
L0ki: He doesn’t do everything...
L0ki: not the current with fish such a hernia, I am already afraid of myself :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7329
 29.06.2008
The future is behind biogas, as Yulia Tymoshenko said. And he promised to produce 20 billion m3.
I wonder if it will produce the whole volume alone or how.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7328
 29.06.2008
Toughened (15:03:18 27/06/2008)
I have sperm in my head.

ACID (15:03:59 27/06/2008)
Spit them out or swallow them.

Toughened (15:04:42 27/06/2008)
I study biology on the subject of reproduction.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7327
 29.06.2008
Nick> Have you tried in the 90s to record the final screenshots of the series on the cassette and roll on the country on all the gardens in time, sowing horror among neighboring grandmothers?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7326
 29.06.2008
I'm going through the test "Are you a vampire?"
Genius question: Do you feel uncomfortable thinking that someone wants to burn you or cut off your head?
No shit, it is nice!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7325
 29.06.2008
Black Rose Vertigo
Is there who? O_O

Black Rose Vertigo
Probably not –

Black Rose Vertigo
Or there is – o

Black Rose Vertigo
But not there –

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7324
 29.06.2008
>>> Chemistry, the mechanism of formation of covalent non-polar connection. Urgently!! to

<<< :O: +O: > :O::O:

>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >! to

<<< This mechanism is O+O=O2 :O: + O: > :O::O:

>>> and what "is this mechanism"??? You can’t help the cattle.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7323
 29.06.2008
LOL, direct harmful advice! and :)

If you can't invent
A terrible quote.
You are very offended,
of what someone can,
You are a dirty dirt,
Call it an impasse.
And send him to learn.
Let the match go!
Always do so with everyone.
Who threw something funny.
And they will know,
How to make people laugh!

You have the rhythm, go exercise.

You fucking had a childhood.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7322
 29.06.2008
How do you know, you don’t know...
- you're wrong, I don't know, but yesterday I took Kalgon and now I look like a regular user.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7321
 29.06.2008
She: Do you take me home, or am I afraid?
He: Of course I’ll go, and I’ll make sure that no one rapes you. Well, if you are raped, I’ll make sure you have fun.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7320
 29.06.2008
When did we smoke?
2 to 11
1st How much has passed?
2nd Thirty minutes
1st Is time jumping?? to
2nd by Blia. by 11:33

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7319
 29.06.2008
I walk out the street in the morning, the guy from behind says to the girl: "let’s play in the gps"
She: "take it"
Interesting, I turned around. I see, the guy goes with his eyes closed, next to him a girl who says, “10 meters forward, right, 20 meters forward.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7318
 29.06.2008
At least for a while... advertise the fox... remove it from the base... her version is very offensive

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7317
 29.06.2008
Anonymous: Instruction from Valeria Illinichna:

> I would like to wish our team a loss. Not to mention the Soviet anthem. I would have lost in their place. And in general, long ago in the place of the athletes of the Russian Federation would lose principally everything.

HadroN: Novodvorska proposing to send to Spain. Suitable for corridors. Especially with her reaction to red.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7316
 29.06.2008
Dimik
He was tired, I was tired, everyone was stunned, then the news shows how an ordinary man killed 70 people with a toothbrush, and then hanged himself on his ankle hair.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7315
 29.06.2008
Girls from Finland. The department burned, asked to send a link on the soap. So these clowns created a Word document, copied the link there, saved it on the desktop, then forwarded it to me!
The Fort Boyard. HY is!! to

Well, but not the label on the document sent))))

This is how "links" do
A colleague was on a trip to the station, needed to connect the chat, where he is - he does not know, called, asked.
Half-hour saucer on a 16 meter letter
in it ZIP archive, in ZIP Word file, in the Word file is inserted a BMP image, the beampucha is scanned from the photo, which is imprinted the door where you need to enter and switch.
The link worked 8-)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7314
 29.06.2008
Communicate with group members. At some point, everyone began to stumble. The guy says: "Well, again we measure whispers". Girl: "I hope to measure by module".

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