I found my old history notebook. It contains a checklist. Two and something underlined in red. I read and run. It was necessary to define the word Pope of Rome. I did not shrink. "Pope of Rome is the head of the church".

The Autumn...
The first cold.
At the stop is a Georgian in a leather jacket.
Cappuccino, nose... Well, in general, everything is as it should be.
It was frozen and the collar was raised.
Next to it a bunch of ceramics and hose.
He stands, pins his legs into this ceramite and cries:
"E-e-e, dusted syrup, even the gray floats"

A quote from the CISCO Guide: “Ping can be considered as a test for signs of life. For example, if a teacher notices that a student has put his head on a plate, he can check (!attention!) Whether the student was alive, slept, or just died..."

In the courtyard... went from the store home, heard a family couple in the apartment grumbling. the man screams at his wife: you are a stupid sheep!Then he goes out on the balcony and on the whole courtyard hears: My wife is fucking!!!A man passed by (with 0.5 vodka in his hand) and in response shouted to him: “Congratulations!” I have the same!

The guy, the first in the country to give the pits of Timati! In the kindergarten, I put a pot on the head of Kipelov. I am now a sanitary technician, but I bought mr3 with all of his albums.

We went with friends to the subway, near the entrance there is a man and distributes candles.
Take a candle for a sacrifice, God will bless you.
No to Nifiga. We believe in Kentucky.
Twenty Seconds of Stupor
Who is Ktolhu?
This is the type of man who eats the brains of people who believe in him.
You didn’t know that God has many names, one of them is Kthulhu. Buy a candle and he will bless you!

We just couldn’t refuse!!by XDDD

The shovel is a phallic object, its blade symbolizes the force of penetration. The block is a symbol of virginity and celibacy; but the steel penetrates into the soft wood, there is a return movement, and the block is heated with blood-red wine. Thus we again observe the predominance of the male over the female and..."

"Yes, Freud is no longer poured!"

xxx: Today I go to the subway, and before the doors are closed there is a little silence... There is a huge and burdensome woman at the subway door, closing all the doors.
After that, a little girl, whispering with plain notes on the whole car:"She will eat us all!"

But of all the errors in the translation of pirate games, one directly struck my soul. In Heroes 4, when the character finds an artefact, well, the type of sword, a message is issued "...you are scornful, realizing that now you have a Crawling Soul Clock." fucking... I even had tears when I imagined a hero with a sword under his arm, who sits and joyfully so onionizes...

xxx: I am sitting there))
The Chinese proverb means, “Step by step, you can the goal.”
yyy: go, don’t pull, take my mosque =))
Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah
YYY: ROFL

I watch TV today. A biographical story begins. It begins with the words: "The evening of June 31 was ordinary"...
The ordinary!!! to

Miley: It turns out that the men also have PMS.I come home today, all tired.My wonder comes out in the cowards and says-"Why did you prepare chicken instead of meat?You promised to buy ice cream!And you forgot that today is 8 months, as we live together!" Who sits in the neighboring room, shut down and blows.

My advice to you: go, buy a flower and chocolate and he will forgive you everything.

We have a non-alcohol party today.

Not coming without alcohol.

I am 41 years old, I have three sons, one of whom is a fool. I feel like a king!

Probably I still brake... realized that the myododer is actually my hole just.)
WOW 20 years

I sit on a report on unrepaired phones, read in the column "Declared defect" - "the phone itself turns on at night and calls relatives"

Appeal to the people who invented and implemented the Nefart and Kill My Plays projects. Fare to Fare, right? And the two buttons - "this is lucky" and "young boy, deserved". How is it. People support you? 😉

Recalled after a quote about Star Wars.

I had an imperial march on my father’s cell phone. Well, and just in the middle of the crowd the people call the mobile phone, I take it, and the standard "yes, dad" throws everyone into the whistle :)

You don’t even need to write anecdotes specifically about Haishnikovs.
On my birthday, I gave a big rabbit. Attention: how it was carried. Whether for a joke, or because of the dispersion of her friend sat this rabbit on the front seat of his car, he sat behind the wheel and - forward. Beauty, the rabbit sits, raising the mood, ears in the window. The car is braking. For a few seconds, he looks at the rabbit with a man’s gaze, whose worldview tears across all the seams. Then there is a single question:
Why don’t you have a rabbit?! to
A man not disturbed:
Do you have to check the documents if you don’t have 12?

Jules, you misunderstood it!! to
What’s wrong? i don’t understand!