The Predecessor:
The veteran game:

DR.C: I saw the demotivator "We are from that generation that installed games from disks". Oh wow, I was surprised. We installed games with discs. The disc, Carl I will never forget this feeling when the archive of the game on 7-8 discs and you unpack and pray that none of them are broken, then the game will not be.)

And we set our games like this – you turn your face to the tree and shout, “Once, two, three, four, five, I’m going to look for you. Whoever does not hide is not my fault!and "

Oh, this is your scripted programming of the behavior of pre-educated neural networks.

One late winter evening my husband saw out the window a man walking in the deserted courtyard of a healthy Doberman. The dog really wanted to play, and the owner enthusiastically shrugged with someone on the phone and did not pay attention to him. And then the husband took the laser indicator and began to play. With a Doberman. from the 13th floor. Doberman jumped a horse in the courtyard, jumping through the swarms and whispering from joy. The owner was still shaking in the side. Everyone was happy.

> mutual friendship is disgusting

I will not agree. My wife and my cat are pretty friendly at home. Especially when they have a philosophical dispute: both are stubborn, so to convince the opponent such arguments find that it is just charm.

I called my mom to ask how it was.
She told me for 20 minutes about the harm of mold, the reasons for her going to the doctors, the extent of the contamination of the toilet in my father's apartment, fantasized about where my gold school medal could be fucked, taught me how to ban my husband from playing volleyball and insinuate to him that in his 32 years old came old age and invited visitors, because the last time we poured out a bottle of champagne, you see, it turned out to be uncomfortable that she was talking all the time about her own, and just wanted to talk about mine.

If the terrorists will communicate with the Russian Post, will Roskomnadzor ban it?

In the United States, a 22-year-old girl shot her civilian husband in the chest from a Desert Eagle 50 caliber while shooting a dangerous video for the channel on Utube. According to the girl, her 23-year-old husband was able to convince her that the book he would hold in his hands would stop the bullet.

Sitting next to me, a wealthy filmmaker and film critic stares indignantly at the festival's advertising video - there a long-haired movie diva comes out of the limousine.
- Well you just think, and here your Kabaev has tricked to get stuck!!! From any shell!!...
You know me, I say. What is this about Kabbalah? Some abstract lady-maneken, nothing in common at all.
- It is necessary to bring the country to what it is, - the film scientist burles, - if Kabaeva is already stirred up in any shell!

XXX (26.06.2017): Hello to you! So tell me, WHY do you need a family composition certificate for having three-phase electricity in the house?!!! to
YYY (26.06.2017): Hello! I was surprised... It is not a good analysis of feces or a certificate from the library that all the books were handed over after studying in the third grade... )))
XXX (29.06.2017): Remember, I wrote to you, why a family composition reference to connect the three phases? So, the story will continue: I called my wife - said go on a break at the JEC, she works there next door - take a certificate. came yesterday. A break from 12 to 13, and the certificates are issued from 14 to 17, and today from 9 to 13!!!! Okay, I went today. It turns out that a home book is needed to obtain the certificate!!! This B... and couldn’t tell her that right away?!! to
XXX (29.06.2017): And that’s not all. If she even takes the home book tomorrow, she will take the certificate, the certificate is valid until the end of the month, i.e. until 30.06, respectively, you need to transfer it to the Energy Market by the end of the day. Attention to!! In the energy market on Friday the documents are not accepted, and 01.07. this certificate is no longer valid, a new one is needed.... will go on Monday for a certificate....o-O!!!!!!! And they’re still rubbing the mail!!! to

In the neighboring courtyard lived a boy named Zil. I wondered where he got that name from. I thought, maybe from the name of a derivative or the father carries cargo. But it turned out to be a bit more interesting) He was constantly wearing the same clothes, because of which he was irritated "in winter and summer with the same color". Later it reduced to "Winter and Summer", and then became simply "Zil")

And now find responsibility for not leaving places. not found? Everyone will stand and I will sit.
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This is the difference between educated people and the former. Educated people behave politely not because they are forced to do so by law, but because such behavior is part of their ethics and lifestyle.

And about relationships.
At the first meeting: "You are beautiful. Go to me"
The fucking. I talk to Ikea with cups.

At the same time, he discusses the prices of travel clearly without a car.
If it is, it is cheaper than a taxi.

Of course, a taxi driver wants money for his job, and your time and your strength are worthless to no one. Be proud! Drive to the station on the night before working day, grind yourself in potatoes on a single weekend, do repairs instead of a long-awaited vacation, do other wishes. But then on the grave will be written "He was a good, unrestrained relative, it is a pity that he lived so little".

What a shit it was last night!? to
The mix:
Kukolko: Is it normal to end a love night with the phrase "blah, I sleep"?? to
Mix: If it is after 4 times, at 6 in the morning, and at 8 to get up to work, then YES! This is more than normal!

Are you a humanitarian or a technician?
I am a specialist in mathematical linguistics.
Is he like a bisexual?
Like a snowman in hell.

To buy something unnecessary, you must first sell something unnecessary. We have no clients!

The veteran game:

DR.C: I saw the demotivator "We are from that generation that installed games from disks". Oh wow, I was surprised. We installed games with discs. The disc, Carl I will never forget this feeling when the archive of the game on 7-8 discs and you unpack and pray that none of them are broken, then the game will not be.)

And we set our games like this – you turn your face to the tree and shout, “Once, two, three, four, five, I’m going to look for you. Whoever does not hide is not my fault!and "

14 rolls of toilet paper, 5 liters "Baylis", sweaters, hats, towels and oranges. All this couple from Surgut tried to take out in two suitcases when displacing from a Turkish hotel.
The staff of one of the resorts in Alanya watched for a week as a Russian man and woman dragged the hollow "Baylis" from bar to room. By the drink. The nurses wondered where toilet paper disappeared every day. The Rolls. The gardener to the reception that the flowers were ripped out in the garden. with the root.
Before leaving the hotel, the guards forced the couple to open their suitcases. Everything stolen was carefully arranged. Bailey is poured into plastic bottles. Apples and oranges are packed in bags. Shoes, hats, towels and toilet paper were lying on top. The roots of the flower are soaked with water.
The Turks came up with the most terrible punishment: forced to pay for the contents of the suitcases at the market price, and then released on the plane.

Walking past a club called "Orpheus"
The main thing is not to look back when you leave.

In ancient Russia, courts were made of bark. Hence the word "ship"
It seems that the word also reflects the quality of these ships.

I have strong nerves, and all because of the fact that I once had a neighbor - a fool. Almost every day I woke up instead of the alarm from the screams of type "Help, the car broke"\Telephone clings"". But of all the exhausting cries leading "AAA SHOULD HAVE A BOSS OF USE, THIS IS NORMAL????". So all these meditations are complete nonsense. Make yourself an idiot, and in a month you will be able to turn the mountains with a brick face.