Mr. President of the Russian Federation. Don’t take care of yourself by wasting the money of taxpayers. Do not lie to yourself – you have not surrendered to anyone, except for rancor, we have no feelings for you.
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You would have our government.
Pavel in Belarus.

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I support
Yuri of Ukraine.

I am having one topic.
Maybe funny of course...
A pigeon came to me on the window and I fed him.
Then he flew back and whispered: the guy wants to eat, I fed him.
Then I think, I have to do something to feed. I made a 5 litre bottle. Drawing a cane there.
I put her out on the street.
Then came a pigeon with his body. Take it like a restaurant.
Going into the room (to the kitchen)
Well, I think, at all the fucking ohuels.
and expelled them.
And now I think: the man with the telephone came... it didn’t work out in a guy’s way.

Let’s remember my cat. Press "+" on everyone who does not care about the fate of animals

A friend told me.
In the technar kad studied the graduate work was - current straightener (well, it is easier to say from variable to constant and reduce the voltage from 220V to 6V). In general, the project is written a lot of schemes, a collection of experimental samples and so on. The block represented a box with 4 wires 2 in a socket 2 per voltmeter or elsewhere. By the way, it was hard enough to say, but nobody turned the winman. Everything worked well done.
Projects are stored for another 5 years. When the archives began to be decommissioned, they decided to find out if little of the details would be useful. And when disassembled by surprise, there were two wires on which the current was supplied were locked on the brick, the usual silicate brick, and at the output 4 batteries of 1.5 V)))

XXX: How is the session?
Yyy: Hi, the whole session was great, of the 4 exams only one gave the rest automatically.

The xxx:
The cleaning is done?and :)

YYYY :
My dad was just a tool in his work.

I read an advertisement in the newspaper. The missing cat, white, furry, castrated, named Macho... I could not read further.

The best revenge for your enemy is your own well-being.

Jerry Seinfield

About the Rich

I had a colleague, not a friend, but a friend. In Soviet times, we
He worked with him in the same enterprise, he lived with his wife and son in a communal.
with all the delights of communal wars, quarrels, scandals. In the years
He went into business with his head. He became rich and bought an apartment. A is
Then, in the late nineties, the apartment was sold - the house was bought. No, not on
In a good place, but also in a good place. And it started. The guards appeared.
gardeners, governors (for grandchildren), drivers, chefs, washers, some more
A useful chair.
At the meeting, a friend sadly said to me:
It feels like I live in a community again.

I am looking for work in the office. During the check, I can eat any documentation.

Issue of the House of Representatives (21:41:17 20/06/2009)
I hate time being wasted.
K0kain (21:41:51 20/06/2009)
I put two sushi sticks in my mouth and I sit like a morse.

Hui, where is the wallpaper?
I did the repair last night.
Why only half of it?
The grass is over.

[V0Ld@y] I go to Saratov yesterday
[V0Ld@y] at half-five in the morning so that one day to turn around
[V0Ld@y] and I have a taxi in the railway
[V0Ld@y] Well I hit it on the 15th channel long-haul driver
[V0Ld@y] The current on the track rolled out - a acquaintance on Scania meets, cheers, greets
[V0Ld@y] Well I am on the racy - Sereg, there on the road to Saratov as the situation, clean? Or I’m sick, no matter how I find myself...
[V0Ld@y] and here the fox haishniks enter the channel - you tell your number

<kreks> I am terrible
<wojt> and I am fat :(
<noisy> nobody is perfect...
<nobody> thx :)

XHX: will be the collision of system administrators of Russia
Shabby o shabby?! to

The news:
In the U.S. disaster - a train with alcohol came off the rails.
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If this happened in Russia, it would be a celebration.

I read quotes such as 'washed the bark in bed with a girl, there was no sex / will not be a month' and I wonder: did I get the only and unique one, which is on my idiotic and not timely, but the rugged joke in bed too, and we will continue? O_O
I would like to know if there are any more like that.)

And I don’t read the main one, there are balloons from the abyss :-)

When you were a kid, you wanted to have a painter, and you remember what it was?

When a guy throws a girl, his hands unwittingly fall.