When will the people learn to ask for fireworks and ask for lights?
yyy: I'm not asked at all - they approach with a cigarette in the teeth and with a miserable look: "MMMMM?!!and "

by Rediska:
Yesterday I went out to the beach with a guy to smoke. We stood under a scattered tree, hid in a crown, smoked.
here is the voice in the matyugalary "civilian!"
I hardly put the bricks off, I look with my eyes.
"We invite you to a walk on the river of Moscow".

xxx: эх... I was going to go to the lake to swim called... what would it be... to the thunder of course
If lightning hits the water next to a person, what are his chances?
xxx: although, on the other hand, and blaspheme her in the water to beat if a person is near the water.)))

I am proud of my son. He became adult. 20 years ago =)
I am sitting in the kitchen and his phone is ringing. I hear this conversation.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
I will say luck. This is Murphy’s Theory.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
My son: No why. Are you on the stock market again?! to
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
My son is blue!! Better run, less money will go away!! to
Ohhhhhh...

= = )

Lesson (10:18:56 25/06/2010)
Yes, they are stupid like valens and less than three do not fight.
Lesson (10:21:27 25/06/2010)
My friends came back at 6 a.m.
moonspell (10:21:40 25/06/2010)
Do not sleep for fools.
moonspell (10:21:44 25/06/2010)
Well, I am about them))))))))))))))))

Two little boys are standing in the yard and shouting under the window:
D is diary! The smoke! The Demon! The smoke! The smoke!

A third-floor aunt stands up.

The children: Aunt Zayn! Will the diary come out?? to
Gentlemen, Dima is dead

A minute pause.

D: Throw the ball.

Thesis: There is exactly one, one standing idea that everyone is eager to take and implement.
This is the idea of enemy in social networks. The type of list "I consider these people to be urds and biofuels".
Everything else is an insignificant fofo.

1 to 11:54 :
Today from the morning they call from the department of personnel - urgently run to the novel (our lawyer) - let him hide - from the military committee the agenda is carried by him. The staff department on the other floor and in the other wing, the lawyers behind the wall from my office - so a few minutes of foreclosure was
I run there, romance.

221 (11:55) :
and :)

1 to 11:55 :
Urgently hide - I say - from the military committee the agenda is carried by you. He is hi-hi, ha-ha

1 to 11:56 :
The man comes in, where are you here? Roman - I. that - write up to receive the agenda

1 to 11:56 :
In general, in Usurisk a month on the tank will be partisan

322 (11:57) :
I had to run away, I was warned.

11 to 11:57 :
He says, “Serious things need to be to a serious person. He thought I was crawling.

The only thing that has given the world the World Cup in South Africa is the expression "Zatkni vuvuzel!" - both in the literal and in the translated sense.

xxx: I have been to these seminars twice and have not learned anything new
Although scientists say that in sleep information is better absorbed

YYY: I want to say that Windows error reports did not come to MS’s website, but to Billy’s personal mobile phone. In the form of MMS. With compulsory screen and sound of critical error. If it is in roaming, it should be sent back twice.

Theme: Pipe
The Dictator on TV said
Tag: company sico
YYY: Sisko... clearly what he thought
See also: Sisko
Tagged: Pepe
The routers of Sisco!
XH: The softest and most elastic
YYY : :D

Walking with a beloved girl.

I: (embracing her and gently pressing) Lennochko, I love you!
D: (in full seriousness) And I want to catch.
I: O_o

I looked somewhere in the entrance.

Jobs: “Yes, company, you need to produce coverings for the new iPhone.”
Company: “Yes, but we’re afraid they won’t sell well?”
Jobs: “Then we will make it impossible to call without the blankets.”
The company: “Genius!”

In the battle between a man and a woman, the one who needs it least wins.

It happened to me when I was a young mother to listen to the instructive story of a child psychologist:
"We often observe the picture of a child going with his mother, capricious, tired. And the mother starts screaming and tormenting her own child with the words "No, let's go sooner, and so on. D is.” and advised the wise psychologist to transfer responsibility on the shoulders of children "think that you are lost and ask the child to lead you, and he is filled with his own importance and responsibility for the mother will stop weeping and you will quickly get to the destination and there will be in your family full understanding".
I listened to all this on the eve of my trip with my son on holiday to Bulgaria to the glorious town of Sozopol. The town, by the way, is located on two heads, on one is the old town, where all kinds of cafes are restaurants and in general very beautiful and a new city with hotels, etc.
So every night we walked for 40 minutes from the new city to the old, we went for a walk, ate dinner and returned with our son to the new city to the hotel.
And remembering the wise advice of a psychologist, every night I depicted severe memory loss and geographical cretinism “son, mom lost, take us home.” It works 100%, my son never doubts or begins to grind. I was a happy mother.
And now the actual ambulance: the child after the vacation sent immediately to his grandmother in Ukraine. One day my mother called me and said, “As soon as I see you, I will kill you.” It turns out: at the table where the whole colloquium gathered began to torture my three-year-old child on the subject of how he rested in the colloquium.
of Bulgaria. He said, “Yes, we’ve had a good rest: every night we sit with my mom at the bar, and then she tells me, ‘Son, take me home.’ There is no scene.

KatyaStepa

Fiat and Ferrari stop on the spotlight. The driver of the Fiat rolling the pen drops the glass and knocks the glass to the driver of the Ferrari. He pressed the button and dropped the glass. The driver of the Fiat asks, “Listen, my friend, how do you feel about your car, good or bad?” I see people not buying it very much.

Echuy: Sorry, but we have our whores in the throat!

Comments are burning. During the match Italy Slovakia "Oh, God give health to the fans of Italy, if any of them did not withstand the heart - I will understand"

My wisdom tooth has begun to grow.
yyy: 0_o
YYYY: Right, the thousand Matan surrendered :)