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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129933
 26.06.2016
Name of Company: Hajlov
Surname: HighLow

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129932
 26.06.2016
OK to share. A friend divorced. I know the details of family friends.
Well, the daughter has the right to see, and it just fell on his birthday.

He then told me that he was lying. The wife suspected that if he and his daughter went to the country, then there probably some pedophiles ran to make a statement.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129931
 25.06.2016
My lady broke the thermometer, I used forums to watch what they do in such cases and came across a comment:
"I broke the thermometer of mercury, I think I collected all the mercury at home, I will surely not die from mercury, but from them."

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129930
 25.06.2016
It is easier. I want sex with at least two different people. Ideally three. Because to fuck the same thing every day... well, I don’t know how much it takes to be a poffigist. Where there is no diversity, there is no pleasure. If she and her girlfriend were changing on a daily basis, and on Sunday they would have arranged a group shower, he would have beaten her to death.

Usually the diversity in sex reduces a man to the replacement of a partner
but to the replacement of the partner, you are what"in the first case I ipu, and in the second we iput"
Change the stereotypes in your head.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129929
 25.06.2016
I watched on the internet reviews about one of the licees.

111: It is a wonderful place.
222: Per the best educational institution in Moscow and Russia.
333 Do not go here!!! This shit is hard to fuck!! to

(The last review, I would say, confirms the first two!)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129928
 25.06.2016

Are you a fan of Japanese cuisine? I propose to sit in Marokama on Mendeleevskaya. We meet at 17.30 in the subway at the end of the hall where there is a deadlock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
My name, my name, my name! (C) And specify the day and year for every case.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129927
 25.06.2016
What is Mary busy with?
With the help of modern technologies carries out a targeted sample of dynamic visual materials for pheline therapy.
Do you watch videos with cats during working hours?! to
and UGU.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129926
 25.06.2016
I just unpacked the clock, I wear it. There is a chip type of training - well go so many steps at this pace. I run to the bus station, not because I am late to the bus, but to the toilet. Before that, I made a task. He struck very strongly. I sit down, I start the process, the clock rings and it is written on the screen - You have reached the goal! I fucked and roasted!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129925
 25.06.2016
In college, she worked for some time in an office, where the vast majority of employees were retired military personnel.

One day, passing by the chief's office, I heard a fierce dispute between my chief and the chief of another unit, a retired general. Behind the door came an astonishing argument:

- Nikolai Ivanovich, you are no longer in the army, there is no use of grass painting here!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129924
 25.06.2016
You understand, David, you can’t just take it and move to Rostov. First the referendum.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129923
 25.06.2016
You can walk naked, but only in shoes.
This will protect your family from a possible panic attack.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129922
 25.06.2016
We throw away the waste of life activities in the hell bowl nearby, very ecologically, especially, it likes to regularly get stuck in the quad-cyclists, who badly borrowed the holidaymakers with mates, orams ("E** mother, again stuck, b**, p**), the smell and the roar of the engines.
Never before has the expression "blend shit" had such a direct meaning.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129921
 25.06.2016
Teleportation will appear in Russia by 2035
Finally, they realized that it was much easier to invent a teleport than to solve the Russian road problem.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129920
 25.06.2016

On June 23, a majority of British voters voted for leaving the European Union. However, many only the next day began to search on the Internet what exactly they did.

According to Google Trends, the most popular question about the referendum after the closure of polling stations was: "What will happen if we leave the EU?"

The second question was “What is the European Union?”


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129919
 25.06.2016
by 20673
From a conversation with your colleague (and maybe with you):
Do you have children? and no.
What if they are? - will not be (convinced pair of childfries >30)
What if they will still be? will not be!
And why? –...
From there:
Did you have animals? Yes, the cat is dead.
from what? Animals do not die from old age.
(At the time of the cat's death, I was 20, the cat lived in the family before I went to school, and most of the cat's life fell on the hungry 90s, when they themselves, that is, there was nothing special, but about elite animal feed and did not hear.)
As a result, the cat was not given to us with the explanation "we are looking for more mature people". Half a year has passed, on the photo of the cat I still encounter on the forums, probably no one has yet missed the cat

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129918
 25.06.2016
What is the difference between Israel and Siberia?
and none. It’s cold and everyone speaks Russian.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129917
 25.06.2016
Ordinary everyday underwear, without any there are sexy swimsuits is even more closed than some swimsuits.
by : : :
It is still fine.
I once had to cross the courtyard in a soldier’s “beluge”, looking at me as if I was walking absolutely naked (although it just closes everything up to foot).
And then there was many times in shorts-swimwear, no one led the eye.
— — — — — — — —
This is a new irritant.
If two girls were to run into my room (one in underwear, the other in the curtain), I would be stressed with the second option.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129916
 25.06.2016
From the correspondence:
Give me a warming cold.
Light from the factory table. Are you not heating?
Butter, butter...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129915
 25.06.2016
1: And where in Moscow or nearby Moscow you can ride horses for those who can’t?
Two carrots any?
Third: BGG
A brother bought a daughter pony. Everyone was able to get off the horse. The Norwegian appeared. Brother in hospital with two fractures.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №129914
 25.06.2016
Another girlfriend of my childhood, when the breasts began to grow, began to wear clothes, the sting was not visible. Apparently, out of a sense of stubbornness, she has grown such a chest that you can’t hide anything. ;D

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