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All my life I thought of myself as a piranha, until I got an office shredder in my hands.
Once 10 years ago, when two of my acquaintances gave birth to daughters at 16 years old, I thought of their daughters: "The program at least - to finish school, get the certificate and not give birth during this time.
Max Olin
by 9 h. Yekaterinburg, Sverdlovsk Oblast ·
Until yesterday, I would estimate the chances of hiding from the rains in an unknown bakery with black rashman as minimal.
I have the feeling that Martin has hamsters with the names of the PliP heroes. You understand the principle...
It is said that “the Constitution is written with blood.”
And cookbooks, as I suspect, are written with diarrhea...
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25.06.2015
by marmy62: delmar
"router which is needed" naming topics on forum dns)))
And the second part"Router and the Secret Proxy""Router and the Philosophical User"
by Delmar :D
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25.06.2015
So it was already:
Instead of the "motivation folder" I now read the "motivation stick".
This says a lot about my motivation.
The Stick for Motivation is the Stimulus
xxx: A. I totally accidentally stumbled on them - in search of pictures :)
YYY: It happens
I found this hotel :)
yyy: ok google: bungalow on the shore of the ocean Sri Lanka
XXX is a good way :)
Google: Find me a girlfriend
YYY: Sort by price? and :)
XXX: by Reviews
Hi, I am Andrew!
J: I am pleased
M: It is very pleasant!
The king called Ivanushka the fool and said:
If you don’t bring two speaking birds tomorrow, I’ll cut off my head.
Ivan brought phyllin and vortex. The King says:
Let them say something.
Ivan asks :
What was vodka in the store before?
The whore:
and chiric.
by Ivan Phillip:
“And you, Philine, confirm it.
by Philin:
I confirm it.
And then, my invisible, says: "And what, Philin says ‘I confirm’?"
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24.06.2015
"Is this an event?"- said the woman: "This is just a case in our lives!"
xxx: You know, when I was on a long-term trip to Almaty, my dinner usually consisted of a bottle of port wine
Sometimes I get drunk...
From the worker:
Why are you asking me about this, do you use this shit?
You are writing that shit!
Why are you ordering such shit?
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24.06.2015
Gaurven: I complain to a girlfriend in the ash, that other moms do not communicate on the site, it is boring to walk. He advises: watch out who is dressed like and shake up with a shrug about the shirts. I watched. One of them has a picture of a favorite York, the other has a straw from Versace, and the third has the inscription "I love cats". And I sit in the "Cisco" maque, it’s white, it’s not hot. Yes, I think the protocols do not match. And then we had a disconnect nipple happened, and it didn’t happen before that.
Queen B#$D and the betrayer of the Motherland
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The motherland of the queen is Spain, she was married against her will, the king did not put her in a penny, and she lived in constant fear for her life. Would she be concerned about the interests of France?
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24.06.2015
Read and understand are different things. It's like a movie about d'Artagnan - you can enjoy battles on swords and horse chases at 10 years old, but to see that the queen is a b#$d and a traitor to the Motherland, Constance - the fifth column, and d'Artagnan - an unprincipled sperm toxicologist, who sold the Motherland and the king for his grandmother - it already takes some experience and there may even be the help of other people who will open their eyes to the obvious and simple story of how they jumped on horses and flogged on swords.
In our case, the accounting department also considered itself the most important department until the order came to optimize the state.
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Give me a guess - half were fired, the remaining were hijacked with all the work for the same money, they were fired themselves, and your firm gave outsourcing accounting? And now it is done by the same people as before, but working in a specialized accounting firm, and much more expensive?
It is very strange to get something in the pharmacy as a gift.
xxx: and it would be condoms as part of some social action, or pills for brain work
XXX: Even though there is an interesting social action...
Mom is angry.
What’s the fun of taking the same jacket as me and imitating help? This is why doctors always have two surgeons on the operation! One operates and the other does not interfere.
Gaurven: Usually under the windows are painted on the asphalt "Good morning, dear!", "Washa, I love you!" and so on. Today I saw the inscription: "Antonov, return 3000 rubles, or it will be worse!".