They are asked to print a table in 6 columns with a width and height of about 560, when printing comes out 0.8 m.• 6 m.
U: And you can do it in a shorter way, or we will not hang on the wall at 6 meters in height.
A: Change the file, you have a ratio of 1 to 7, do not compress
U: Well, we really need to see everything and not high! You are an expert, you must be able.
A: I can’t, it is forbidden to do that.
U : Who?
A: Demiurg and the spatial-time continuum.

Are you sitting with the calculator?
YYY: Yes
XX: How is there in the parallel universe? YYY: there is everything in parallel

Today around 1 p.m. some high school students decided to put up with the girls in the yard. Beer was taken.
They whisper in front of the girls, worship the whole courtyard, like, they are steep and fear nothing.
A car stops nearby. Two men come out of the car and go to the gunmen:
You guys can’t smoke?
We don’t smoke, honestly.

He is
I’d like to beat you right now, mmm.
She
Don’t lick me, I don’t like it.
He is
What do you love?
She
Pastries with cheese, fuck, I love it.

The boss told a browned joke:
“You are my punch!
Am I so fat?! to
“No, sweet and with a hole!”
Everybody pretended to be stuck and deepened into work. After 5 minutes, the head of the laboratory comes from production, greeting everyone loudly and addressing Lone, my colleague: "What is there with my application, Lonchik-Ponchik?".
There will be no more work today, I feel...

“Hello everyone, I’ll have sex with anyone who has sexual flare-ups (I’m collecting records for the Guinness Book of Records).
Are you dead yet: Lust, that is, let everyone gather now? For the company?

A: If I eat a lot of cabbage, like rabbits do, I’ll grow big breasts.
Yyy: Strangely, I thought for some reason all my life that rabbits are not famous for breasts.

ddd: just game designer asked me how to translate "respawn for reward" in English... I think if someone has earned, or just in the pretext doesn’t ball :D

Comments to the news about another American school teacher who slept with a student and made him expensive gifts.

Ggg: I don’t understand why the guy posted this at all?)
PVV: here
VVV: I also don’t understand what he liked.
TTT: You may have been like this: "Son, where do you get such expensive watches? Will the teacher rape you?
“Our son, where did you get these clocks? 7 You are throwing grass? “No, Mom, the teacher is raping me"

It happens that you leave somewhere your phone number and it will be "miraculously" known to everyone who is not lazy. Banks, all kinds of shops, etc. Today I called a local pizzeria, tell me about all the memorable actions and congratulate me on my birthday. I told them they were wrong and I had my birthday a year ago. They apologized and said they would be more careful...I don’t really like the shares.

It is "Two Thirds Cheaper"

Do you not see the bark in your eye? In your debt box and the solution is contained: don't like - go directly to the manufacturer and buy the product there at the cost, and then bring it home to yourself.

In the interview.
Employer: What can motivate you to resign in the first month of work?
A gross violation by the employer of the labor law.
How rough is it?

Asutr: at the work of the warrant - Moscow urgently needed a report, which no one ever needed. A programmer is out of vacation. He comes, the face swollen, all out of the body... It seemed. I looked at the numbers, the numbers are true. He went and left. In Cyprus, the I print today, and there at the beginning of each paragraph "How did you bite me, puzzles!!!". Reporting tomorrow, what to do?! to

Novosibirsk, a week for 30, but we are courageously silent, otherwise someone promised to beat skies here.

... and there at the beginning of each paragraph "How you hit me, puzzles!!!". Reporting tomorrow, what to do?! to

"Correct/replace/replace everything" to help...
And in the resume of the podcast "Confident PC user"... How you beat me, puzzles!!! to

The ratings of competent people are worth money, the ham will evaluate you from head to foot absolutely free.

(from the real dialogue)

No, I am not a Jew. Except for my mother...

If you say to any beautiful girl or woman, even a married one, “Yes, a prostitute’t get out of you!” she’ll ask, “That’s why?”

[21.06, 17:39] Alexei: Smoking is cheap, food is expensive, smoking is low
Alexey: And then they are surprised that people on board the plane behave badly

here here :
"colbassa" - in the neighboring area, the color of the composition is dark red well and length.

Generation of EVA!
Electricians were called cowboys because they were taken to Moscow for cowboys in the 80s and 90s.