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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7113
 22.06.2008
Russia attacked the Netherlands. Do you hear? The Netherlands!! 1 to 3!!!! Uraah!! I do not believe!!! to

and plush! Let everyone know how we are sick!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7112
 22.06.2008
HHH
What a stupid fashion to wear dogs!
WOWU
What are you doing now? O_O
HHH
I was attacked by a pudel in a sports suit this morning. I got stuck in my trousers with a dead grip, this is the infection!
WOWU
LOL
Gopnik to Hule! and ROFL

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7111
 22.06.2008
HHH
She is really a good man.
HHH
But that doesn’t stop her from fucking ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7110
 22.06.2008
I N F I N I T I (17:15:32 18/06/2008)
Is it not Russia?
DiGiT (17:15:37 18/06/2008)
NOA
DiGiT (17:15:40 18/06/2008)
Crimea
I N F I N I T I (17:16:10 18/06/2008)
Crimea is a city, not a country.
DiGiT (17:16:21 18/06/2008)
Crimea is a peninsula.
I N F I N I T I (17:16:36 18/06/2008)
AAAA
I N F I N I T I (17:17:18 18/06/2008)
This is the continent, not the peninsula. geography taught?
DiGiT (17:18:13 18/06/2008)
The Crimean Mother?
I N F I N I T I (17:18:34 18/06/2008)
Yes to!
I N F I N I T I (17:19:03 18/06/2008)
The peninsula is Sevastopol.


Girl-Moscow, 18 years............I cried.... and what now children are taught in school????? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7109
 22.06.2008
It does not speak the letter RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tagged: sorry
Multiple: Why
anie:no how, he will never be able to say "chort" "death" "joy"
Annie: and much more
Cartoon: but can say "love" "I am a virgin"
Anie: ah because to say "Let’s get cancer" won’t work
You can say "Let’s go on"
Anie: but "I fuck you in the mouth" can't fuck twice
Cartoons: but can say "wipe me off with my lips"
This is a lot more romantic.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7108
 22.06.2008
Will we win the Swedes?
They have Ibrahimovic.
We have Arshavin!
They are more experienced and stronger!! to
We are younger and faster.! to
Well... I don’t know... they have a captain – gay!! to
We have the Paddlers!! to

And we won :) )

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7107
 22.06.2008
WiverN (17:14:51 18/06/2008)
I think - what the printer name is, which is near me.

altlucifer (17:36:53 18/06/2008)
And how?

WiverN (17:39:28 18/06/2008)
I’m embarrassed to go to him and ask.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7106
 22.06.2008
PAUK__: How is the work?
Fuck, we’re playing this way.
PAUK __!??! to
Witch: Our cat in the store made a beige "telephone. R", wrote "red" the post "cat".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7105
 22.06.2008
<111> The People! Give me something I can think of with a tap and a hole. I will bring you something useful!
<222> I have some money here...

Here is!! Where is that guy?! I need him. Let me collect r2d2

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7104
 22.06.2008
Don’t worry about contact 12111. Chuck Norris decided to set up an ICQ client.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7103
 22.06.2008
There is nothing more terrifying than when one day you go into the aska and see a little heart near a girlfriend you like very much.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7102
 22.06.2008
I went to the site of the Hydrometeorological Center of Russia, I look at the weather forecast for Tambov. Wind speed: -9999 m/s It turns out that the wind was able to hit the flygel? O_0

It was just Tambov meteorologists brought a new screwdriver...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7101
 22.06.2008
We sit on the first pair - Matan.
Waiting for teaching
Here comes your predecessor on the terrier.
Comes like this, passes quietly, unfolds
We are O_O
And he is like this: "Well, this semester we will have contracts, we will go through something, something..."
Five minutes later he broke up...
Then we are like "and we have a matan"
It is "E... Is this the second floor?"
We are "No, the third"
He: "to your mother as much as you can" and dropped

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7100
 22.06.2008
In the shop:
What juices do you have?
Hi I am Ricky.
- O_o...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7099
 22.06.2008
Rina: Fuck, Styles was almost out of fear!!!! to
I have a compact sound on my computer. The last time I checked, it didn’t work. And I put it on sound 4.1. and last time the noise on the whole rubbed to check the columns. All the settings went wrong, it didn’t work and it’s all here.
I needed a printer, so I needed a computer to turn it on. And here she survived.
Rina: It was the most memorable entrance to the window!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7098
 22.06.2008
What kind of phone do you like?
Yuki: I don't remember the names He's so big enough With big buttons There's black and white
Rare Case: A royal thing?and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №7097
 22.06.2008
We said to them at the time of Peter I: Don’t let us go! Especially a ball!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7096
 22.06.2008
488354599 (21:40:30 17/06/2008)
You are added


Iriska;-) (21:41:47 17/06/2008)
Greetings

s_sapiens (21:41:54 17/06/2008)
Prive

s_sapiens (21:43:40 17/06/2008)
Well, let’s surprise me, write anything but "what do you do?"

Iriska;-) (21:43:58 17/06/2008)
What are you doing!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7095
 22.06.2008
In the rupee some joke in the article about lobotomy added a photo of the knife for ice cutting >_<

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7094
 22.06.2008
Fuck, on Mail.ru flashes continuous advertising of beer, beverages, etc. is tired. I went into the settings, changed the year of birth to 1950, now around me Mercedes, banks, real estate. I felt like a man...

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