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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142397
 22.06.2017
The disappeared breed of dogs Moscow diving - its selection was also engaged in the Red Army: after the Second World War, specialists raised a special breed of dogs capable of participating in rescue operations on water. Only the dog was too aggressive for such a human-loving mission. Moscow divers to the drowning sailors sailed without difficulty, but, apparently, the need to swim the hell knows where for some unknown uncle they were so angry that the victim often had to stumble from the savior...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142396
 22.06.2017
Post with a gips on which a girl of Asian appearance rotates a burning lighter in her hands.

The comments:

As the saying goes, no matter what you do, there will always be an Asian who does it better than you.
YYY: Who said that?
zzz: Asian who speaks better than you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142395
 22.06.2017
In the second grade he wrote in the dictionary dictionary "robOta", t.k. The word “Robot” means “Robot.”
Later, the parents explained that the test word was a slave!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142394
 22.06.2017
If the man was not scared in the morning, then the grandmother is good!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142393
 22.06.2017
Dedicated to my father.

To be honest, my mother didn’t care much about me. And in principle, I was satisfied until it was time to do a manicure, buy underwear or do hair removal. She never told me to go or do it together. But my father was always willing to go with me, or just throw me into the shopping center and then take me shopping.
When I was sixteen and the graduation ball was not over, I thought it was time to do a complete depilation and come to school in a beautiful dress, to catch a modest look on my silk-shaped skin. My father did not agree very much with me. But the closer the time to graduate, I became more annoying. Finally, the puppet gave up, but asked for a couple of days to choose a good salon.
He kept his word, as usual. Exactly three days later I was assigned to come to a small but cozy depilation salon. But my father was categorical – anything can be done, except the bikini zone. He was unfaithful. Probably preserving my morality I thought, but I agreed in any case.
Everything went well, I was very pleased with the result. The graduation ball went to the ur. And then the institute and so on. I went to the same salon for five years in a row. I looked there for the last time before moving and my master said he could tell me this story.
My father, before registering me, came to the salon himself and said that he would like to try wax depilation before allowing his daughter to come here. The master was surprised, but the client paid. She cut off her two legs completely, and the next day he called the girl and complained that her upper legs had become very blue. She explained that the bleach is normal, considering the amount of broken hair. That’s why he was against my bikini zone! I couldn’t even imagine that he could do that for my sake.

Dad, I love you!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142392
 22.06.2017
If I am a quarter Jew, a quarter Chuvash, a quarter Russian and a quarter Finnish-Hungarian, what should I write in the nationality column?
Knowledgeful people suggest that a Jew should write anyway.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142391
 22.06.2017
What is light but does not heat?
Prison term

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №142390
 22.06.2017
Two weeks of summer heat.
With a plus thirty-four days (specially words written to feel better). With dark nights after the day of hell. A light fog in the morning. With girls in light dresses on the city streets and in bikinis on the beaches. With rows for cool quas from barrels on squares and crossings...

Western Siberia is summer.

And Moscow is what, she always nods.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №142389
 22.06.2017
Marikosama
Moreover, I had a cat. The queen had a special relationship with food. She did not love her. The word entirely. None of. In order for her to eat anything, it was necessary to catch her, and grab the first piece in her mouth, while she was moaning and scratching. Well, after the first piece of something tried, I started eating. Nothing hurt, the veterinarian made the only diagnosis. which was later confirmed. But she was beautiful.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142388
 22.06.2017
Reviews of Arbalet:

shoot in the manual on Windows)) c 6 - 7 meters broke to 550 pages. from 17 -19 meters almost to 300 pages.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142387
 22.06.2017
xxx: you could choose the subject area such: Development of the system of selection of the best condoms
XXX: LOL
YYY: How do you prove that this problem is worth writing a whole program?
The quality of the condom depends on my way of life.
xxx: Maybe then, because of the poor quality of the condom, my life path and started
xxx: and given the situation with HIV in Russia, for the same reason it may end
XXX: I have almost written an introduction

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142386
 22.06.2017
"Part to foot".

Report of the Kyrgyz customs officer on the complete inspection of the one-legged pirate.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142385
 22.06.2017
Why is it possible to make more or less a bank from the Sberbank, and the post of Russia can not make normal mail?
BBB: The post office of Russia makes an unusual bank instead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142384
 22.06.2017
It’s already half summer, and I’ve only been swimming once this year.
19 January...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142383
 22.06.2017
I was driving to work in the trail, the boy came in, I noticed him at the stop, and he stood next to me, O God! He was so beautiful, he was so wicked, right here! I then turned around and thought, well, it just seemed like he was pretty, I turned around, and he was even more beautiful!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №142382
 21.06.2017
My wife and I go and talk.
She: You imagine, modern bulldogs do not know how to swim - their legs are very short. They cannot give birth by themselves, only by Caesarean. This is a mistake of nature! Who needs them!
She: Stop, I also hardly know how to swim.
I: Oh, and I gave birth through Caesarean.
She is fucking!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142381
 21.06.2017
You are a hero employer.

He is not an employer at all. Either a single startup, or not an entrepreneur at all, but a private customer. He once needed something to go somewhere, and he is looking for someone to do it. At the same time, he has no money, so he cannot go to a normal company. And even to experienced individuals with a worked base he can not turn, because they know the price. Looking for the same startups, naive and hungry. To pay them a penny or, ideally, not pay at all.
In fact, he is an ordinary customer, an employer, if you want to. And he has a client position – I pay money, love me. Only the money is not enough, so they don’t want to love him even as a customer. Nowadays, the customer is not always right, but only when he pays well.
To associate this circumstance with his own misery is prevented by pride, so who is to blame him? Okay the workers. With an enormous proportion of probability, the employer will never become, but simply shed the starting capital, and, as you have rightly stated, will return to the ranks of hired workers. However, if he is lucky to take off, then in a few years he will realize the deterioration of his current position.
The dog laughs, the caravan is coming.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142380
 21.06.2017
Talk about the exhibition center in Astana in the shape of a ball
Have you heard that the Death Star was built in Kazakhstan?
2: ah, five billion were swollen, and she doesn’t even shoot the lasers.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142379
 21.06.2017
Rush with agents! I taught them for six months that everything they would take on my table, they would put in place. Handles there, steplers all kinds. I taught. Now the agents from all the tables of the office are dragging to me.))) The director complains that his pencil has gone missing, and I suddenly gathered a dozen of them.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142378
 21.06.2017
Apple’s lecture on the prevention of leaks has leaked into the network.
News: Earlier this month, Apple held a lecture for its employees on the prevention of leaks. The recording came to the network yesterday.

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