by elenka (19/06/2008)
It’s always quiet in the street until someone comes back from jail 😉

Federation Council of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation

Interested they knew how they called themselves? O_O

Well-washed and properly prepared brains are the basis.

The state kitchen.

The strange country of America. The first half of the 90s.



1st They flew the Delta, a group of 10 to 12 people. for registration

I shouted the name (the first and last time I saw it). after

After registering half of our employees, the campaign official says:

“All, there are no more places! The rest will fly on the next flight tomorrow.”

Just like a driver of a road truck, the type of standing on the road. Do not fuck yourself.

America I think. There has never been such a problem with the aircraft. Not to say

About the Lufthansa. The leader of the group in response said that either we

Everyone flies, or nobody. We were invited by a serious government.

You’re going to have a small scandal. Places are found.

It is designed for the rest of the stewardess.

2nd They arrived. In the airport just ahead comes a woman, literally bending.

under the weight of a large bag. I offer help. How she is on me.

I watched! As she broke through her teeth: “I can carry my own.

The baggage!” Then it turned out that according to American standards I did a little bit.

Not a criminal crime. The superiority of men over

The women. He made it clear that men are stronger than women. This is manifestation

Sexual chauvinism in a cynical form! So it was easy,

You could also call the police.

Three We lived in a quiet, cozy town. When you walk, they greet you.

unfamiliar people (because if you are not in the car, then you live no more than 20 years)

M is a neighbor. One day in a conversation praised the town, kind of quiet.

Probably there is no crime. The interlocutor asked where.

To take her? In fact, he said, I was stolen recently. went to

Sunday for a picnic, returned in the evening – more or less valuable tu-tu.

Well, I think one case is not an indicator, once a year and an uncharged gun.

He shoots. Literally in a couple of days in a conversation with another person

Compliment to the city. Yes, he said, there is no crime.

Almost almost. I was shot in my chest last year. Hearing

A suspicious noise on the first floor. He took a gun and went.

to see. I turned on the light and saw a teenager of Mexican nationality.

Well, the kind of hand up, or I will shoot. I did not listen (maybe

The English problem?He shot and ran away. More on this topic.

I did not start conversations.

4 is They worked in a former secret mailbox. Funny was

to listen to the instructions of the chief of the first department on counteraction

The spies. There were no closed topics in the institute, as far as I understood, but

The secret mafia is immortal, as are the history teachers of the CPSU.

of scientific communism. If you can agree with us, then

There are no options there. After three months, he decided to stay.

So much the same. Agreed with the boss, as appropriate, in two weeks,

Application for extension of permission. Application, again as required

The bureaucracy and in America the bureaucracy have failed over the past two weeks.

When they came for a pass, they found her and said, “Come through two passes.

the weeks.” Arguments like you are to blame, and we did everything right, and

that he has already had such a pass for three months and everything he wanted to have already seen,

Perceived in any way. I had to go for two weeks with

The escort. As if he had been transferred to the reception room under surveillance.

Secretary, you will think. But when she started looking for an employee,

who will drive him to the toilet, the man did not stand, asked

Transfer the computer home.

5 is I met my neighbor. I said, I know you are German. of course,

I wonder why she decided so. And I saw, he responds, as you

I was riding a bike in jeans. I’ve been to Germany and everybody is there.

6 is One of the Aboriginal’s favorite entertainment for the weekend (except for barbecue) –

Yard of Seoul. They pull out in the yard everything that became little or just tired and

They sell for pennies. In addition to an interesting time spent in communication with

The people, as far as I understand, aim to educate the children.

Entrepreneurship and respect for money. You sell all your toys.

I’ll add a little more and buy you a new bike. children

They mainly sell toys and homemade powdered lemonade.

I went to such an event. A boy and a girl of years.

5-7: “Doesn’t Mr. want to try absolutely free cookies?

Absolutely free! Well, I think they will be divorced now, and obviously not.

and lemonade. I wonder how? I ate cake. He said, “Doesn’t Mr.

Drink this delicious cookie with lemonade? Just 50 cents for a glass!

The normal price was, I remember, 10-15 cents. Where is Mr. Going?

7 is And finally, about the good. Almost everyone is extremely polite.

No one knocks at the door in front of the nose. The pedestrians do not even leave the road.

On the cross and even in the hour of peak. Not just women in a wheelchair.

Grandmothers with clothes. Commerce is something incredible.

I bought my summer shoes. The cheapest ones. Each week they

It was not designed for such kilometers. Once a week

He went to the store and changed them for new ones. I bought it from you, and you

have collapsed. No one asked for a check. I was one minute fifteen.

I went through the store after it was closed, not knowing it.

By the way, cheap ones. In addition to helping to find what is needed,

I heard nothing from the staff. Even though I answered something.

In other words, I don’t need anything specific, I just

I go and watch if I like it. Imagine what they would do to me.

sellers in a similar situation at home.

8 is And in conclusion. I was asked seriously,

There are cars in Russia.

The grandfather goes into the sex shop and asks the saleswoman:

“Daughter, I am dissatisfied with my sex life and the work of the computer. There is u

Do you have Bill Gates?

Q: How is the test filled?
DiSS: What type is this about my personality?
J: Yes Yes
DiSS: here...you send me this text file...and I think so...no...it’s not the right thing to do manual arithmetic being a technician with a higher education...I’m going to excel...and I think...it’s no longer cool to hit a couple of formulas... let’s be an engineer first, but also an engineer-programmer...
I went into Exelovsky basic... and I think... well this is a hundred poodle is not cool if not to make a universal count of the results of such tests being a victim of scientific and technological progress from the early years... when I finished I asked the question... and to what hell I actually fell this macro when the test is only one and in general to what hell I have your cracked psychological test when I was still in the universe induced a persistent disgust to the humanities...
I looked in the mirror and saw the results of my personality test... with the big red letters:"Idiot"

This should have been instead of the phrase "click on photos" to say "click on photos";

EyeScream
Which account did Russia pay for?

Personagrated
We are winning one zero!!!! to

EyeScream
Are there other teams on the field besides Russia?

like pop-up windows - quite the usual thing, but after one I wandered: three cows run through the screen, and then there is an advertisement - tetra пак!

The Bear
Well there in the profile in general it is written that we meet.)
Stray
I did not see
The Bear
I didn’t expect it to happen.)
Stray
He grabbed you for your hair, he warmed you with a dough and said that you are now his female?

The hypnotizing of the tea tree during boiling went to a qualitatively new level - now hypnotizing torrent)

Congratulations to all Linux users! It is done!
June 17, 2008: Wine 1.0 Released

Icq is for theft :)
Yesterday I tested IMTEIL, from nothing to do began to spam the following text:

Security Bot from ICQ.
Do you want to lose your ICQ number?
To steal icq, hackers use a method of hacking passwords.
A special program scans huge dictionaries of different combinations and in case of coincidence you lose your icq number.
Recently, icq has gained access to a database of dictionaries used by hackers, and you can check if your password is in dictionaries or not.
sending it to the short number of the bot - (The number of one of my asecs, in the inf wrote something like PASS SECURITY BOT.)
In case of coincidence, the bot will send you a notification, and you can change the dangerous password.

Honestly, I just tested IMTAYL and couldn’t even think that so many people would behave on this biddu))) In the end, the users themselves sent pascys to me in aska xD


This is why I love to use any methods of SI here, and no potential victim will know. Respect for the author. = = )

Use as a response to letters of happiness:
And I heard that if you send a man who sent you this nonsense, then happiness will be much greater. Money is flowing through the river!! Verified!! I did not expect it myself!! At first I was afraid, I thought how, people, letters of happiness... and then suddenly naher... But then, I tried once and how I got gone!!!! In the last six months, I won 150 million in the lottery, bought an apartment, a car... I finished building a mansion!!! Money doesn’t say much, but I don’t believe it.
So go you on the go!! You will be happy!!! to
Send this message to everyone who has sent you a letter of happiness or other such nonsense. Do not break the chain. If you break, then your legs will take away, gradually, finger after finger, then the skin on your ass will start to peel and the bones will crumble. As a result, you are waiting for a life filled with doctors, medical books, urine tests and other sick battles.
Just copy it and send it to anyone who has ever sent you such letters.
And again, go on the go!! Good luck to you!!! to

My cat carries me cigarettes from everywhere.

XXX: I got a nail nail.
YYY: confused with the cigarette?
XXX is 😉
YYY: Do not disturb her feelings.

I seem to be getting used to the new style of play of the Russian national team. So our team goes out in a wide field and almost an hour and a half loops into other people's gates, which will fly - then well. Here it is, the young man.

Z is.Really good guys!! to

111: I can't stand anymore, standing tormented, what to do?
Exercise your hands.
Chapter 11: Shake Your Hands!
222: This is the same thing.

Our victories will have no impact on demographics. Because in Europe, the men go after the match, the happy wives fuck, and our men go out to the streets.

Beast: Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
The boy said, the boy did.
The Beast: The Jump
Bishops: 107
Beast:Bugoga 27 kg in principle eo a little
This must be dropped in a year, tolerantly.
I quit smoking for a year, I told my parents.
And if we go to the semi-finals.
Tags: drink broth
Meaning of alcohol
BOHCH: by year
The Beast: The Gigagogo
And if they win half-finish.
I’m getting married in a year, in real.
BOHCHH: on the
The beast will win the chip.
Tagged: clothes
I will take off the line, set the screw and sit under the screw for a year.
BOHHHHH: This is for nothing about the wind, we will take it later.

crontab: I remembered, by the way, one category of teasers, who must click on everything several times, although one is enough.
They are Starcrafts. They are not necessarily cupcakes.

Is my mother a Starcraft? :D


You are too young to know everything about your mother.