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ATTA
The problem is this - the phone fell from the second shelf in the train... it is 1.5 meters... and nothing happened to it... what to do?
Xtasy
I think I should go down from the 5th floor.

15 June 2009 at 18:45

The pigs are swimming!Neither the sea, I had a hamster, I let him walk and he left and has not yet returned...)))) now you...

15 June 2009 at 19:08

Check out, maybe he’s been with you all that time 😉

The higher the nose, the more in the nostrils it blows.
by Yuri Tatarkin

It is always interesting to read about drunkenness and cars - it inspires
an amazing combination of connectivity to something else in the world and
At the same time, a couple of hundred horses under the cap in this world.
Interesting is the combination. I remember the dawn of the nineties.
My then wife, took our family buick and left.
to ventilate the accumulated family frustration Drived not long - saw the bar
on the marine (the case was on Long Island in the town of Sag Harbor) and not for long
thinking parked my iron horse and jumped up to the bartender with a request
Give me a glass of vodka – well to stress from clarifying the relationship
to remove. The bartender turned out to be an Australian and was extremely surprised how sad I was.
The glass broke. Well, word for word, I asked, and all the Russians
I drink, or I’m so special. I encouraged her and said
They drink so much and I'll show her now how the Russians drink - I ordered more.
The glass. And then more. Well, my heart was relieved, the bartender I stuck on.
Tomorrow and with a quiet soul returned to his native "Buyik" not a good thing.
Just to get home. The car did not fail, it went off.
half-turn and pushed me through my native Sag Harbor home to the sweet. I am
Inside myself, of course, I realized that it was not in my condition to drive,
So I tried to go as carefully as possible so that God would not let me go.
to catch the footsteps of the caves in Sag Harbor and throughout the rest of America.
visible and invisible. But apparently overworked – probably too slowly.
I was driving and when I heard a syrene and a flash from behind, I realized that I was hit.
full of. and stopped. Cop approached, asked for rights, registration. and then
He asked me to get out of the car and take an alcohol test. What a test –
Even a blind policeman without a sense of smell would immediately realize that I was not.
Without the help of the car, I can’t even stand normally – it messes.
The policeman was friendly. He says, tell me what it is.
Are you so upset? Well, I told him all the truth-mother to say with my beloved.
I went to the mountain to pour vodka. Cope felt to me and said that with
After two months of divorce, he understood. Then he asks
Do you know what it is like to drive drunk? well
Approximately I know, I missed. Okay, said the cop. Let us do
Yes is. I understand why you drank. I am alone every night after the divorce.
He did the same. Always raise your right hand and swear that you will never
You won’t be driving after drinking, and I’ll take you.
I let go. I rejoiced untoldly, raised my right fist and broke,
I swear that I will never drive drunk again. after
This cop gave me the documents, made sure that the car I closed - to home
I walked for two minutes and... accused. The next day I laughed –
How easily I got away. Here is luck. Then I realized that it wasn’t all that simple.
The next time I had to drink and drive the car, I suddenly remembered.
I swear that I did not go. The same situation was again. and here
It’s been 20 years since then, and I still don’t take that oath.
I can’t, I can’t and that’s all. I don’t know why, no matter what I am.
I will not touch the car, probably because I swear that I am drunk.
I gave and in the form of drunk I remember her very well - well, I can't get her.
to break, even if you are shaken.

When you see a graduate of the Faculty of Philology, what do you usually say to him?
“Two potatoes and Big Mac, please.”

...
Because you are men. Be behaving masculinely.
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Some girls should quit smoking with a shoe, mother, drink like a horse, dress like a doll, behave like a puppet.
Because you are girls. Be behaving female.

In one of the quotes was mentioned diffenbachia. I have 2 questions:
1st How many people have read that quote on Wikipedia?
2nd How much is useful now?

Dear Student of Wolves!
I am a modern person enough to understand and try to solve objective problems.
I highly recommend going to the army. It’s hard to get anywhere late, and there you’ll realize that I didn’t mock you at all.
Everything can be compared, right?

Answers from Google:
My cat is constantly sucking his tail. And he swallows it at 8-10 cm!!! What about my cat?

X: To which subculture do you belong?
Y: it probably has the name "Born in the USSR" we gather near the monument to Lenin on Fridays evening. We drink vodka with black bread and silk. We listen to Tsoy, Butusov, the Gaza Strip and BG. And if you ask who the BG is, I’ll shoot you. I think I belong to that subculture.

It is so, listen to me. You pass by N-School, you get to the first small street behind it. You will not pass by, because there is still a canyon, in which the water is constantly stinking... You go further south to wash. You turn to the right side. You cross the street, walk along the bushes until you see a hole-shaped passage in these bushes. So, you turn into it and just go to the Department of Chief Architecture...

S*****: By the way, I recently learned that cats don’t cuddle with each other. They say they have this sound only to communicate with people.
D: I don’t see anything surprising. People also do not talk to each other "kis-kis-kis".

Gg: Comed home late, drunk, barely moved, stood up in a figured
Is he stuck? – He is stuck. Roffy is poor!!! to
Skovorodko: Well, of course, will you snoop if you get up... *ROFL*

XXX is
I still remember the movie I was crying for the first time.
XXX is
It was a Mortal Kombat.
XXX is
I was 4 years old and I didn’t get to see it. (reveal)

Shut-Up and Skate
I shorten the evil.

by Eugene:
I am a good lol.

Listen to the worst nightmare
x: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV control....)))).

My friend told me 
When he was a student, he lived in a shelter, the bed was two-tiered, stood near the window. He slept on the 2nd floor, where in the summer the wind blowed from the open window, which was not hot to sleep. So opposite, respectively, there was also a shelter and from it it was a little to see what was happening in his room by the window. Here he lies in one of his shorts, the hair on the pillow is scattered, and at the time they were up to his shoulders, and he realizes that in the neighboring shelter the guys noticed a semi-naked figure with long hair, which attracted their attention. Well, then, of course, he decided to get stuck, began to take the calling poses and all the way out. The boys, deciding that there was a girl in front of them, fell to the window, waiting for what would happen next. It ended up with a friend taking off the cowards, and those guys were blowing up like the wind.))))

July(18.03.2009 19:02):
Are you tall? 😉
tyz(18.03.2009 19:04):
175 is
July(18.03.2009 19:06):
I’m 10 cm bigger than you!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:06):
I can already dry up.
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
The shoes 170
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
I cut my hair 168.
July(18.03.2009 19:08):
I like when the boys are higher than me even a lot!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:09):
I will not cut my hair, I will put Iroquese179, shoes on a thick foot 181, I will take a rooster 190

I sit for lectures so I don’t sleep.
yyy - this is from the category I drink sleeping pill for vigor O_o