xxx: this fucking fuck how serious
XXX: I am not so clever so I ask for a serious answer.
xxx: the shaving of the ankles is part of the male... say "toilet" (just like the shaving of the face is normal, and here?) is?
YYY : Noah In general, yes
XXX is OK
XXX: The SP
xxx: all
xxx: now we have deleted this dialogue and we will never remember it.

I go in front of me in the cashier:
I am 95th on the third.
It starts rolling, a minute passes.
Is it gasoline or diesel?

The general ordered to sell all the unnecessary garbage that is in the firm.
Glavbuch noted that the whole thing would not work, as the trade in holograms was banned since 1861.

The bosses...
Recently, a colleague was appointed to the job of ZW. The warehouse. During the planned general cleaning, a huge bunch of sludge is formed in the warehouse (a packaging barrel of cardboard and wood). The leader decides to drive the excavator, to dig a pit and to bury this slum in the territory. They dug a huge hole, threw everything into it, it was almost at the level. Throw the ground, throw it, it is ready. But there is still a large mountain of excavated soil.
The excavator addresses the head:
Where to ground?
by Зав:
Grab another hole and throw it all out.

HH: Something is not going well. So let’s improvise.

Memento_mori: It will be okay. No one knows what this dance is. The main thing here is the costumes, and all these body movements are secondary. When we put the eastern dance, we had a two-day rehearsal before the performance. So everybody was more interested in how our navellips with straws hold on our navellips, rather than the fact that we are not always moving synchronously.

A cooperation agreement was signed between the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation and the Russian Orthodox Church.

It is not a joke.

The harsh Saracens.
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In our house for a week no cold water, hot-burning simply. Yesterday, a neighbor shared a secret: to wash dishes, she insists on winter gloves, and rubber on top.
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Share the secret, what she insists on winter and rubber gloves?We tried on spirits-hernias what it does...))

Alex_Doctor: I saw the DDoS attack on the conductor today.
I’m on an empty bus, and there are 56 children on the bus.
The driver did not stop during three stops.

There is such a sign: if you are afraid of something, it will happen. So my advice: start afraid to get rich and build!

A year or two ago, at the end of March, we had an unprecedented snowfall. All the equipment was thrown onto the main highways, and a resident of one of the rural streets wrote an outrageous letter to the president, in which she complained that the snow was not cleaned at all and she could not even leave the garage, which caused her to be late to work.
From the apparatus of the president, her letter was forwarded to the government of the Moscow region, from there - to the district, from the district - to the settlement.
In June, the aunt received a response: "When leaving at the address you indicated, the facts stated in your appeal were not confirmed."

Bicycling is a problem for the economy. He doesn’t buy a car, gasoline, or insurance. Do not take credit. They don’t pay for parking and medicines. He is healthy!

To this: About the cared for: I remembered how five years ago I was in visits to friends of parents, and there was one of their acquaintances with her grandson. I saw how I helped in the kitchen, looked and looked, and said: Oh, how you cut potatoes large... and there is no nail lacquer... you know, until you learn to cut small and paint nails, you do not get acquainted with my Oleg, he needs a household and cared for. I have five copies of eyes, I say, and why is your boy so good? He says he is kind and earns up to 30 thousand, and loves children. My husband, I say, is also kind and kids in plans, and earns like me - 90. Well, the mother-in-law is gold, it does not interfere in our lives, and I do both of them. As a result, I am a shallow, once the engagement ring removed while cooking, and it is good that some unfortunate such a yoke collapsed, and in general he will soon throw me because of unpainted nails, and then that I would not roll to Oleghenko. It is a pity the boy...

I know her, her name is Iris, we work in the same office. She still tells us how Olezhenka eats, cocks and how wonderful he is. He tells all the time. Sometimes I have the desire to fuck. and IRA. Both are buried.
by Vasily. 42 years and 110 kg.

And the most important thing to remember is that when you are sent to buy a set on the discount, you need to first find out what it is to mess up, and then go to the store. Not the opposite. There, the outgoing aunts on the discount sell a set of uniforms for half a year.

The salary is exactly the same as the cost.

I suspect the set would have been more complete if I had a higher salary then.

A heavy legacy, people come and go, and programs remain.
YYY: Seven admin servers with no backup

We talk with my husband (M) about the fact that I have absolutely all the phones, regardless of the model and release date:
I: I tell you, my technique behaves like that. He does not love me. It tries my nerves forever.I am already very calm with all the glutes absolutely.
M: Maybe you have an EMP?
I am: exactly!! That’s why I’m so dragged to the refrigerator all the time!!! I am a giant magnetic!! to

I go to the sports club and see. Priora is parked. It is not only on the wheels, but also the thresholds on the ground. There is no gap at all. I watched, of course. The puppies are clear inside and the music is tinz-tinz-tinz. Once I immediately remembered the phrase of my teacher from the institute, when I drawn the reducer and slightly mistaken in the size of the worm: "What, young man, are we getting fire by friction?".)

Almost similar to this story:
I once worked in a department where of the six people there were four Thani, and one Thani could not be by definition, since he was a boy. And, what is typical, I (Helena by passport) was also called Tania, because it was not easy to get out and differ from the majority!

The own history:
- Bidaric campaign on the White Sea, 5 men, two ladies (all together one-of-a-kass), two youths and two teenagers. 4 Sasha and Dima. One of the ladies (I...) all the time wanted to call Dimka Sasha (ah, we know each other a couple of dozen years, from the institute).
Two options for his answer:
Pulcheria Ivanovna
Just call me Fede.

Joptvejler: How is it?
CHO-CHO: Through the Shoulder 8 people fuck from morning to evening without interrupting for lunch. Time is burning, and everyone needs it at the same time.
Kizlodda: But that’s not the worst. I received a notification from the company. said to me in the next week "I need to study in the web center" O_o
Kizlodda: They seem to think they’re not fucking efficient enough to fuck me. They’re going to be teaching Kamasutra to fuck better. Animals

In fact, being a man with a perforator is even worse than his neighbors. I tried this role on myself. When you drill holes under the substrats near the floor in a monolithic wall, the flying pieces of concrete constantly fall under the knees. They are sharp and it turns out to be much worse than kneeling on a peas. Every bed there helps only 10 seconds. And behold, you are standing on the peas, heckling a wall that is not heckling, all dirty and sweaty, and besides this, you are uncomfortable, even before the neighbors.

"AutoVAZ launched the conveyor after a day’s standstill"

Evil is back!