Shop of computer technology. C ( Consultant ) P ( Visitor )
Q: Do you have laptops with HP?
K: Not just with or without Vista.
P: Vista the winding wind
Q: It is with Linux.
Q: Is Linux a good wire?
Q: O_O...

Milk is twice as good as beer.

I don’t watch the news at all: if something important happens, they’ll joke about it at Basha.

"The game has started. During the performance of the Russian anthem over our sector, fans spread the Andreevsky flag, and in the center - a huge panel with Peter I. This whole composition symbolizes the historic victory over Sweden in the long-standing Northern War. Go ahead, Russia!"

And in the matches against Germany they will roll Stalin against the backdrop of the red flag?

And you said that? It will be... x_x

He is:
Well, on Friday we go to the wallpaper and go to the sexshop?? to


She
So unexpectedly, so unexpectedly! I have to think. Consider if you need a tapestry.

by alawyer (19/06/2008)
And the fans are sitting crying))) the puzzles got..2-0...no, the Swedes should have known in advance the outcome of the battle....so historically it was))))

by net (19/06/2008)
The Mongols are just going to break their ass.

A man at work said:
One man bought a car, all on the spot - a fire extinguisher, a pharmacy... Stops him like a haishnik - rights, documents, here and there, show, he says, a pharmacy, and the man in it no time since the day of purchase and did not look, well gets it and gives it to the haishnik, the one opens it and begins to slowly slide under the car. It turned out that in the pharmacy box is only a set of "child doctor", a plastic hammer, a baby syringe and a toy thermometer.
c) the back

I am a millionaire ;)
What topics do you like to talk about?
Cynical Fairy
on the topic of the influence of the balance of radicals and conformists on the social order, sometimes on the topic of the Gilbert space of quantum field states and operators acting in it
I am a millionaire ;)
Do you like intimacy?
Cynical Fairy
Heterosexual intercourse is one of the most common forms of human sexual life.
I am a millionaire ;)
Are you a virgin?
Cynical Fairy
considering from what points of view to consider this question, because it is possible to sleep with a hundred partners not to feel moral unity with them, and at the level of feelings, to remain a virgin, the opposite option is possible
I am a millionaire ;)
Translated into Russian, I don’t understand.
Cynical Fairy
Do you not understand my way of expressing thoughts? So how do you communicate with people? I can’t talk about intimacy with someone who doesn’t understand the words frustration and conformism.
:):) Millionaire;);) (01:02:37 20/06/2008)
Write it normally.
Cynical Fairy
Fuck, I’ve been explaining to you in scientific and popular language for 15 minutes – GO ON!!!! to

YYY: Would you be able to date a girl who has undergone a gender change surgery to be a girl?
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WOW : Why?? to
xxx: Imagine, I went to a restaurant with her, there and there, the matter comes close, I get my male device, and she: rgh, and I had more!

From the forum:
The world has become more humane... Under Poltava the balls were metal"

In the forum created a topic about green tea. (I wanted to start drinking, and how to cook - hz.) And he was infected while not soaked with leafy leaves cut... Blowing down, in the topic then wrote that 400-500 ml is enough for a table of one teaspoon... I poured 6-7. to eject. When I came in 20 minutes (it was necessary to go away) I got a full teaspoon of leaves and a strange fluid... The fluid is significantly more viscous, according to sr. with water (which is very hot). I only drank green tea a few times. And I thought that it was normal, just water to be diluted... Shed 1:3 water and drank. Blue, Blue... It’s hard to say, but it looks like nothing worse I’ve never tried :) Raw green tea. concentration of 600-700% :) Deadly dose of 300g :))

and idiotism. It sounds like:
And I like to create a topic on the forum "how to cut a butterfly"... I never cut a butterfly before, only bread. I told them to cut it with a knife, and I already cut it with a spoon... and there were such small pieces. I thought there was nothing wrong and blinked.

A couple of history of Belarus. A fairly free-thinking historian, we understand Belarus at the present stage, we come to the fact that everything is bad, in fact, and he asks the question: "Why?"

The girl from the first part: "People uninitiative go! In pre-revolutionary Russia at least once every three years a tsar was murdered!

Pipetz, I went past the server room today, I see the door open and Odmin is sitting inside, UPSam hands pumping...

HHH
Oh yes...
HHH
My happiest days were in the Soviet Union.
WOWU
I was born in the middle of the breakdown.

I tried to find out about the relationship in the basement. as well as congratulating, writing necrologues, quoting yourself as if you were a great man, from any stupid phrase of which everything is crazy. Cite the site, then add the quotations. I have no respect for this monologue either. But they hit. I am not going to write "plus". Whoever agrees will read and agree in silence.

And now we have to have a practical task on Photoshop... The main difficulty is that we don’t have Photoshop. and c)
But we have our computer expert who can draw a photoshop on a board on a scale of 1:1, with all the panels, brushes and menus. I feel, if he in addition to one marker to give three - he will show us all this happiness in color, and if there is a roll of transparent film - will show in practice how layers work in the photoshop.
There is a belief that computers have survived themselves. Computer is the man of the future.

Q: Listen, did you have a laser printer?
At work yes...
Q: How did you manage it?
Olga: lasers and system administrators :)
X: Did they do it on the spot or took the cartridges with them?
Olga: on a cartridge for one laser literally and everything is ready :)
Q: Is it in place? I need to sleep like powder.
Olga: well, I don't know, maybe they put a powder in their way and poured it, I don't know:) what powder to use - it's everyone's personal matter:))
Olga: the main thing remember: the lasers are powered by lasers, the matrix - by matrices, and the jet - by streams:))

To not think long, you have to think constantly.

I try to call the court department. Everyone is constantly busy.

Seven phones, the call is clearly broken. I call the ATS. Response of Operator

He shouted to tears: “Are you calling the courts? We are for them.

Payment is disabled!”

After watching the match Russia-Sweden, the thought arose, and not whether to hire us in

The Dutch President of Russia?

This quote plus everyone who has not appeared in the ACE contact ICQ System.
I want to know the approximate number of Selected who have captured the Matrix=)
Lameover