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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99613
 24.06.2014
here here :
and...
Comrade who wrote:
This is why the opinion has been established that the man's baby "pull" household appliances is the norm, on the contrary, it is fu and it is not appropriate to behave in this way?
Don't believe it, I found my half so, girls also love when they are fed. It turns out that I fed my fate.Married for 12 years.
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I think you misunderstood the term in the original quotation "take"...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99612
 24.06.2014
Fear not artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99611
 24.06.2014
From the Fire:

xxx: Imho, the value of fitness for weight loss is exaggerated. To burn 150 calories, you need to run for half an hour. And to reduce the calorie content of food by the same amount, it is boring to give up one testicle. The second is IMHO :)

Yyy: Even if you have two children, I’t give up one testicle in your place.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99610
 24.06.2014
If you wait for a man for more than fifteen minutes while he has not had an armageddon of the universal scale, then you are a fool. I am sorry.

Don’t wait more than 15 minutes either. It will be punctual one day.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99609
 24.06.2014
I have a map of the world hanging on my wall, a big one. In general, mosquitoes now live in Sydney, a few in Antarctica, 2 swim in the Pacific Ocean and one closed Sri Lanka with myself and my blood.
Kill a mosquito, drown Sri Lanka in blood, feel like a bloody dictator.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99608
 24.06.2014
A review of the cheap two-way phone, graph "Defects" consists of:
Not a beautiful and not a compact cardboard box from the phone

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99607
 24.06.2014
Yes, of course, the Moscovites are white and furry, otherwise it is a masked limit.
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Not all white (I was a satan) and not all hairy (I am already bald).

But, you see, wild complexes - the property of just the visitors, observing the difference in the levels of education, culture, communication - and not understanding this difference, and complexing from this misunderstanding.

Because in a big city a lot of things are assessed completely differently, and this shift of priorities and values is the cause of quite serious stress.

The man was the first guy in the village - no cravings, note! - and now he feels his own uneducatedness, meaninglessness and - as a result - feels like a real outsider.

And, as a variant of fighting this feeling, he tries to aggressively - to create a situation similar to the usual, in which he personally will be more comfortable. When such many - appear "rayon" and "atmosphere".

The indigenous people simply do not have such complexes - there are others, and they are not much better, but these are not.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99606
 24.06.2014
<Trollface[wrk]> The company "Direction of Cinema" will shoot the historic film "Viking", in style similar to the pictures of "Game of Thrones" and "Lord of the Rings", reports ITAR-TASS. The action of the film will take place in the early Middle Ages on the territory of Slavic settlements, and the main roles will be played by Maxim Suhanov and Danila Kozlovsky.
<Trollface[wrk]> I wonder if there will be fucking and murder?
<Hommy> without a breastfeeding film will get a sturdy
<champion> and without the death of all the main characters
<Duke> at the beginning of the film

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99605
 24.06.2014
In the Donbass he is Potroshenko, and in Europe - Poproshenko.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99604
 24.06.2014
I work as a Jew (6 days a week, and Saturday is a weekend), but I still feel like I was fooled somewhere.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99603
 24.06.2014
Drawing today
— — —
I took my daughter to the garden, I go back through the courtyard. I hear the scream:
The brother!
They scream to me. I started turning my head trying to understand who was screaming.
The brother!
I raise my head higher. On the balcony of the fourth floor with a naked torso and a mistaken portrait stands a man. The further dialogue:
I am what?
Brother, is it morning or evening?
I am the morning!
M – Thank you brother!


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99602
 24.06.2014
When the Patriarch talks in Galilee about gods and angels, no one is so amused. But his narratives are evidence of a much deeper damage to the mind than Psaka did.

c) The Facebook

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №99601
 24.06.2014
here here :
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here here :
>>>>
You already got - why a wire and not a blue isolant?
Isolation does not lie in the cold!! to
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Predict the temperature in space.
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Shaman, however... as he looked into the water...

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99600
 24.06.2014
"Shame" is below the press. At least in people.
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From the navel to the knee, according to the norms of Orthodoxy. In any case, showing up half naked in front of an 11-year-old daughter is low.
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Orthodox, get out of here! You may not go to the beach? There may also be children. And in general about the "low" tell the biddle that mayki shoots in the city in the hot weather. He walks on the beach, smelling his feet.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №99599
 24.06.2014
Dad, did you have a plan when you were a child?

I: No, there were no computers at the time.

What did you play at that time?

I am on the street!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99598
 24.06.2014
Sdn: What do you know about single life? Have you, for example, had to cut oatmeal?

ha ha! I cut a ketchup one day. Not a bank, not a cover, but the ketchup itself. On the edge of the bottle ketchupane dry and formed films of the type of sludge, sharp shoppestec.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99597
 24.06.2014
The western or southwestern side. From any other side of the light, it makes no sense to install air conditioners.
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Does Feng Shui not allow? And if I have windows only to the south and the house is hot, what should I do, tell me, O Wise?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99596
 24.06.2014
Not even changing the shirt.
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And the shirt, according to the norms of Orthodoxy, is worn until it grows with the body - then you can wear a new one from the top.
by Rucalicio
The believer himself, but these comrades are directly forced to hide this fact.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99595
 24.06.2014
How to stay here:
And yet another:
Add to:

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

Do not drink much, do not swim for bucks, carefully open inside, take care of your cucumbers.

If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.

If you care about your digestion, my good advice is not to talk about Bolshevism and medicine at lunch. Do not read Soviet newspapers until lunch.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99594
 24.06.2014
In Russia will be filmed the analogue of "Game of Thrones".

Aaa: Porn, incest and other joys will be?
BBB: I am sure it will be Orthodox and Catechistic!

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