An ordinary sunny day.
Nothing to do...
I decided to wash the car. As it turned out later...
I washed the body, went to the salon, started dusting, understood that it was no longer a pity to give money to the washing machine, because the floor in the "Zubile" could only come up with a Russian engineer, as in advertising "difficult places" everywhere... I already had the dust cleaner to scratch, the whole stuff, and here I made a fatal mistake shit...
Having removed the rear seats, got into the car and started dusting, so as not to break away from the process decided to smoke right in the car, smarter than anything to come up with how to shake the ashes directly into the sucking tube of the vacuum cleaner, the coal burned so much that I liked it and I smoked another one, and finally unplugged, so as not to be especially sprinkled, I decided to throw the second pipe straight into the vacuum cleaner... Instant reaction, I could not think before that the reactive engine of internal "combustion" can be made with my own hands from the Chinese vacuum cleaner and untouched furnace.
The verdict: the dust cleaner of the Khan...(-600r.)
washing the ceiling, glass from copot (-350p)
Smoking should be stopped...

Real excerpts from the forum
Tasiya08: Girls, I looked closer here in connection with the preparation - horror, I find that wrinkles above the upper lip have already begun to appear! Who knows how to cut them? Is there any gymnastics?

Super Baby: The best way is to raise the bottle with stretched lips. Do you drink mineral? Here you take the bottle, put it on the table, and with stretched lips you take it from the table and up, so that the nose is touched. One minute in the morning, one minute in the evening. In a month it will be okay.

Within a week...
Superbaby: Tasya08, I do not answer in person at all. You do everything wrong: the bottle must be
1) 0.6 liters
2) Plastic
It is empty!!! to

Superbaby, what’s more, we’ve almost grown up here for our wedding?


The Estonian blonde.

Aaa to!! to
In the Republic of Chad one download FireFox 3.0!
Bring it to the top - we will support the developing country's AyTishnega))))

Let the oak be better!

I was in the yard tonight. Kakieto fools pulled out from the first floor, the extender pulled the plasma and the mouse center, made the bars in front of it, the center was rolled on the whole.. and the 25 men were sitting under the beer orals, sick for our... really can’t do the mouse center! The mints came, someone apparently caused a sleep hinder (only about 2 minutes after our hit.... they were poured and they sat down to the end with the men, and then chased on the bean, waving the flags in the courtyard and off the road to Kuban)))))))
Sick for Russia!

The social question. I need to interview 25 people. Then count, the schemes are all there. motivation of work. I interviewed the Aitishnikov, calculated... the predecessor said to rework and question normal adequate people :)

Volchenok
I killed him... I killed him...
Tagged@
whom?? to
Volchenok
I lived there... a little furry creature... he grew up in our pot! This is so dull, silver! rose, multiplied and ate peelings!!! And when I washed him in the bathroom, he looked at me so complainingly and seemed to have said the word - Daddy.
Tagged@
and bl!

Talk a guy with a girl
D. Hello
P. to Hello
D. How old are you?
by p.20
D. And what will we do then?

I have two swimsuits, one blue and one grey, but I’m still fat.

People, do not go to Ikea next week, the evil are now on us!!!! to

I'm writing to a girl after watching the movie "We Were Soldiers".
I: I don’t understand what kind of devil the Yugoslavs in Vietnam needed? A poor country where there is no nutside except for the jungle and the rice.
It’s a mystery for me too.
I: I think it’s now for them too.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Let’s talk about something pleasant.
I am OK. I slowly take off my trousers. :)
< break>
Continue as soon as you have started!

Fairy: arranged as an English instructor. A small uncontrolled child (6 years) of a neighbor. I sit today in the kitchen, waiting with his mother on the couch to find him on the horizon, to start forcibly pushing knowledge into him... and they just brought a telecome packed all in poppy polyethylene... and here comes out this spinoff, wrapped with polyethylene from the legs to the head and says: "Well, I found myself an occupation for the next 20 years, and you, mom?"
...

I am hysterical. The client came, is signed in the contract....I say to him: "Put another seal", and he says that I forgot, and here I _ balbesina - with a serious face I say to him: "We have a serious organization, then write blood".
The curtain.

In the light of recent events, apparently, the hypnosis still decided to go.

University of Civil Law Examination.
The teacher obviously follows the student, she is terribly nervous.
Talk about bombs.

Students don’t go to the solarium.
Teacher: Are you going?
The student: No.

The audience watched...

Observatory at the University. There the bikers are gathering, you know.
Another stumbling.
On the one hand, real such uncles are bearded, solid. Harley stands in a row shining chrome, all one to one. Uncles stand quietly, rubbing something of their own. All so calm, noble, solid...

On the other side are the athletes. Vzhik-vzhik, there here, constantly whistle, whistle, villa, etc., then go to the store, then come, like a beekeeping shorter.

Here one of them flies to the uncles, stops, smoke from under the wheels... and asks:
The men! Why will you never meet us?
Uncle calmly, splashing to the side:
Why should I meet you? You are new every year...

I went to Aska and asked for permission. She is not known to me.
The Conversation :

I : Hi you. presented

She: Don’t you mind having sex like a thread?

I:Rather, current certificate from CVD, HIV test, clean underwear, McDack bag

I : is it arranging?

Why a bag?

I: Well, you will be a little struggling!

Koliabys
I wonder what kind of exam it will be.

Godcore
I wonder what fucking he would be.

Conversation in the office.
-Nastia, we need programmers, look for, look for
There are no programmers.
You are born! We will help. HYYYYYY
You will have to wait 18 years.
From a young age, I have been teaching him programming. His first word will be... emm... hmm... hello world!!! to

Astra: I am reading the seven tablets of the covenant by Angel de Quatière.
I am Adolf Hitler, and I am Mayn Kampf.
Astra: mmm and who is it?))
I was such a modest writer at the time.)
Astral: Is it about love?
Virt: ohha... to the Jews)))

If we win the Dutch, we’ll be burning.