There will be no bodyguard, because the day before in the bar: all the boys, another drink and left. I don't want to sleep in the entrance anymore, or the smart house installed - he doesn't let me go into the apartment.
It sounds like paradise. I want to live in a house that doesn’t let drunk people.
On my jacket, I noticed the emblem of the game Gran Turismo (blue and red rumble).
I joked, saying that this was the order plank of the imperial troops.
Then I checked - it turns out, I am a junior lieutenant in the Imperial Fleet O_o
No matter how much you insult your past, you will never have another.
There was a 5 course. Medical University, Department of Infectious Diseases, first lecture. There is a grey professor. Now, he says, I will tell you our main secret. We, opening the notebook, holding our breath, the pencil is ready, we wait.
Are you ready? So here. The mantle can be washed!! to
Can you have 150 grams of cognac for courage?
No, I have come here courageously.
Sometimes customers deliver. I work in a jewelry store, always behave very polite and welcoming, although there are different people. I got an offer for my whole life.
The buyer chose two chains, looked at them, criticized them and said, “Give them to me for a hundred dollars.” You will both pay and I will pay you in cash.
"Sorry," I say, "I like you very much as a human being, but I sell you a chain for $84. And the second, for 120 U.E. For a hundred, I can’t raise my hand.
Make a significant discount!
Dear buyers, a) learn mathematics b) have conscience.
I love you.
Today in the subway: opposite a four-year-old girl stands on her knees on a seat, looking at the landscape outside the window (light butov metro). We enter the tunnel. Grandma says:"Sit down, Katyusha, okay, there is nothing to look at". The girl turns around, throws us, sitting opposite, with a boring look and says loudly:" Yes, there is nothing to look at here too".
The head of the Interior Ministry of Britain urged the British to unite after a truck hit a crowd of people"
and UGU. Stay tight - you will be more comfortable to press.
About motivation. In the army, the commander of the unit of the Manufacturers set me the task that in two weeks in the unit to play the orchestra of the spiral otherwise I quote-"Sgnom on the cleaning facilities!!!". By the way, neither I nor the other unfortunate even knew in what hole these dooks were blowing.
Two weeks later, part walked a solemn march under the orchestra.
Someone was born on a Monday, well, and I was born on a Friday, and probably because I am like a Aunt Charlie from Brazil, constantly a little tired, a little distracted and always very uncomfortable to drink a cup of cognac.
Why the governors are not cleaned in the houses, because of which the authorities have to scratch billions of rubles of garbage.Where the managing companies look - one and a half tons of banknotes in the apartment are kept by some owners - this is what coverage will be able to withstand.
<xxx> What is this? What is good?
<yyy> Why did you limit me so much?
XX: Language is a very interesting thing, it is constantly evolving, words change meanings, sometimes - the opposite. And, what is important, some terms gain meaning far from their literal reading. Additional values that do not follow from the simple translation of components. There may be some problems from here.
zzz: That’s why you think the title of the “13 Omishes” will be tried for the Holocaust of the grass is not the best idea?
XXX: And that too.
I sit with a friend and a friend in the kitchen. A girlfriend cuts meat, a friend gives a joke at her.
Girlfriend: “You don’t joke, I’m with a knife in my hands.”
I am "Okay, he’s a fool"
I understand what sounded ambiguous, and I add: "This is about a knife".
Judging by rust, until my second comment, no one noticed the ambiguity.
Half a year ago I was sent to take blood tests:
I go into the office, sit down, hang my sleeves.
The nurse prints out some illusion for blood sampling (it’s definitely not a syringe), looks at me with honest eyes and asks, “Will you take it yourself? “” I answer with slightly rounded eyes, “Yes, I can’t.”
It turned out that she meant the results of the analysis. They laughed. I suspect the hospital is now a new joke.
This morning, standing at the stop at the clinic, I saw this picture:
The grandmother comes and pulls her granddaughter on the trailer, and she struggles hard:
Grandma (B): Tanya, you need to go to the doctor to be healthy. He will prescribe pills, injections, we will cure you, and then we will go and buy the dress.
Girl(D): Well, maybe the dress first, and the injections then?
B is no.
D : Why?
B: The body does not need a dress.
If you think that you can choose your sexual orientation, you are bisexual.
X: And I fell in love with Czech Crumlovs. The city, there are no words. It is as if you are in the 18th century.
Prague did not impress me so much, but it was unrealistic!I was just covered in Venice
Y: San Marino perched me. Just up the wing there strange feelings of involvement with the past castle. True, then I read that the cough pills that were sold to me in an Italian pharmacy are used to get methamphetamine, so it might be them)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I sit up.
Sakura has blossomed.
I am looking for work. I had another great interview today. I am looking for a job as an accountant. I am in the corresponding vacancy. They say to me, "Well, we need a manager (as it turned out later, a man-universal who is engaged in both purchasing and selling, and issuing documents, and issuing customs documents on import and export, and logistics and control of cargoes even), but when we wrote so in the announcement, some shell came to us, so we decided to write what a accountant needed. Fantastic to dish.