When there’s something to do anyway, Americans
The Russians say “do or die” and the Russians say “do or die”.
Thus, even death is not a respectable cause for the Russians.

Lightning is a flash from a large camera that Google uses to photograph the Earth.

Hears my heart that soon the Farmer will beat the Ambulance...

[05.06.2009 12:53:50]
I wanted to smoke and the cigarettes ended. I looked at the neighbor and found two. I stand smoking. And I still have a cold hard, but I still feel a strange taste... anasha it was. Six minutes passed. What to do? I have a cursor protection in 20 minutes!! to
[05.06.2009 12:54:25] ))))) go to throw!
[05.06.2009 12:54:59] It is not funny to fuck! And the pizza! It is funny :D

Sergun: Yes, I don’t understand why my girlfriend left me, what was she missing? I am beautiful, smart, pumped, and the size is not delimited, in sex is just a monster.
Djallex: Is that your girlfriend? You and porn do not need, you in the mirror on yourself beautiful can masturbate to infinity.

Nothing looks so funny and ambiguous as the Georgian tape on German and Japanese cars.
___________________
In Riga on 9 May saw a lot of cars of the BMW and Mercedes brand with the hope of "On Berlin" and Russian flags.

He: Girls split up... I will soon go to harvest...
The harvest of sexually transmitted diseases?

X: Did I miss something?
Stage of evolution.

There is no humor:
It is...
In fact, it contains nothing at all.
Anyone else can write shit here, but I can’t.

The Fucks Who? Who? who? Do you post anecdotes and anecdotes in the abyss?! to

I ate the whole package of corn sticks, but I never understood whether it was a flavored poron or not.

<SanRemo> asked him to call back, said his name is "oleg"
<SanRemo> I call you. At the end of the day "Oleg deviations"
<SanRemo> well I have a machine and it’s gone "and when will it come back?"

You need to get tickets to ST. The Metro Em. I forgot how it was called. The Japanese name.
The Chinese city?
She is: Yes. exactly.

HHH
How to Find the Postal Index?

WOWU
Go to mail.
The nearest
to home

HHH
Mega is urgent!

WOWU
Escape to

No, well, only the Pandos could have built the plot of the film on how six fools jump from a ship into the sea and die because they can't get back.

It just became interesting, but are there people with high ideals who consider the presence of those important? People for whom to betray a friend for the sake of money or a grandmother are unthinkable, who do not think it is meaningless to be principled in this cruel and cynical world, and so on?
If there are other people besides me, give me a sign.

jablokov: I approach means in the market to the box office and there a young family with children are arguing about something, the husband takes something from the shelf near the box office, the wife cleans back, a couple of children are carried around, the wife in the kangaroo has another, quite small.

jablokov: I get up for them and see the final: the husband himself puts a pack of condoms in place, and pronounces "good, dear let's save again" and kisses the younger child in a small bald head.

Tonight I couldn’t fall asleep, not because there were guitar songs under the windows, but because I knew all the words and I sang!!!))

Dear Igor Dmitrievich!
I consider you to be a fairly modern person, so I have no doubt that you will read this. Do not mock me, please. I won’t be late for a couple anymore. Give me an account, or I don’t want to go to the army.
Your student
The Wolf S.A.

1 the course. The Session. We are three friends from kindergarten, now we are learning together by coincidence in a group. The morning before the exam. Going to the audience. I am with one of my friends, the third is late. Well, we almost first entered, somewhere in an hour went out - he stands, says late. We ask "ready?" - "Yes!" and enter the audience. After an hour comes out - eyes of 5 rubles, on the face obvious signs of flutter, "What did I get?" - "4..". We go out to smoke on the doorstep, he says - "All the week before the first exam prepared for macroeconomics, and the last day it turns out that he was...