I went to the gynecologist. He asks:
Do you have sexual life?
No is
for a long time?

I am in shock with Vadim.
WOW: What is it? He is silent, right?
Q: Remember he wondered what Vic was flying from him? The guy said he was with Gondon and all that)))))
The devil ended up in the gondon, then thought that all the sperm there, removed it, and again began to beat the whistle.
Q. Can I tell him what he did wrong?
I have a girl who wants to know me, a girl who wants to know me ?

She jumped something about methods of removing negative emotions

ONA: I wonder, is there a method of cactus in the boss’s eye?

The guy who talked about the "play" on the yandex maps - look in Vladivostok "Lady" - you are a fool!! I’ve been doing this for two days and I’m going to take the exam tomorrow. for you!

Tag: time to go on vacation
XHH: He sits what he thinks and matters that the results of Kakieto are not correct
After 5 minutes, he jumps up and shouts “BET” for 24 hours a day! 24 and not 1024!!Q&A: I quit smoking

The council was unplanned.
It turns out, someone of the children pulled the pathologist's reference book and in the day he had time to view the half-school.
Shrinking with saliva, all the speakers talked about what horror this is for the unstable child’s psyche and what it can’t be allowed! The majority of votes decided to call a psychologist to the school to talk to the children.
I abstained.
Probably, the rest of the teachers in another school studied, but in my - with a medical deviation, this reference book was almost a desk book. With all his fragmented bodies of varying degrees of freshness. But I still remember a book that really left a mark on my childhood psyche: "Soviet literature adapted for deaf children."

"And then he will be silent on me!
How his hands shout at me!"

Thirty years have passed, I remember.

Vladimir Bardanos
Long live the sweet soap.
And a dirty towel.
and tooth powder.
And a thick scratch!
Let us wash, let us shower,
To swim, to dive, to dive
In the mouth, in the mouth, in the mouth,
In the river, in the stream, in the ocean,
In the bathroom and in the bathroom.
Always and everywhere –
Eternal glory to the water!

Olya Fomin
Do you have water? ?

Vladimir Bardanos
Yeeeeeeeeah!! to

You’ll call it ‘unformate’ or ‘ung’ and I’ll call it ‘thank you people for your kindness’.

In life in recent times tension, I was driving in the subway not in the best mood. A young man sat in front of me, looked at me, and then one station approached and stretched out his mobile phone. On the screen was written a quadruple, in which there was something about smiling, guitar (just riding with the guitar) and light. It raised the mood for the rest of the day. I still smile when I remember him.

So here! Dear young man! You ran away so quickly that I didn’t even have time to thank you because I didn’t immediately understand. If you read this, please tap on 9 zero 14 five hundred. I don't even remember the poem myself, I want to have it too!)

Thanks to everyone who plays! Good people in your life.

You know, I don’t understand, it seemed like the girl had a boyfriend and it seemed that everything was okay, but here, the girl leaves the guy and then she doesn’t meet anyone for a few months, so here’s the question, why does she deprive herself of the guy?
and #65279;
-Well, it's all simple, imagine, you really want to eat, and from the food only shit, well you had to try it, and then you realized that it shit stopped eating it and continued to starve. Do you understand the metaphor?
and #65279;
Oh, you’re just the King of Metaphor :)

Oksana
Who fuck that woman?
by Mikhail
A wonderful phrase!! to

I went to work recently. Zamdir pushed a burning speech about the office. It consisted mainly of idiomatic expressions, mostly non-printed. I was already sitting with my eyes like a crazy silk, but I got the end: "We are all fucking here. We need fucking people. Are you fucking? Then you are right for us!"

The xxx:
In Moscow confused photographed customers on video

YYYY :
Released on YouTube?

The xxx:
The facility is now sealed. Police will have to look at hundreds of hours of video captured by spy cameras of prostitutes. It is possible that there are persons on the bordels who represent an operational interest.

YYYY :
The officers themselves? ?

I need a lesbian girlfriend.
so that I can come to her.
Eat salad, roll on the balcony, discuss her girls and mine.
So I can always honestly tell her whether she deserves her new girlfriend or not. To give good advice.
So that you can get rid of her martini, and then do all kinds of nonsense.
And then take and marry her ex.

In the morning, the wife:
How much alcohol did you drink at the office party yesterday?
A bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka, but the labels changed!

I am looking for a job, call from a potential employer (PR).
...
Reason for leaving translation work?
I’m tired of working for food...
After a long thought, come tomorrow if we give you a cup of tea.

I go tomorrow. I sing.

With the advent of Internet forums, public toilets have become noticeably cleaner

I need a master urgently.
so that I can come to him.
Eat a kitchet, roll on the balcony, listen to his girlfriend or lineage.
So that I can always honestly keep him silent. To give good advice.
so that you can make valeryanks with him, and then do all kinds of nonsense while he sleeps.
And then take and fool his new girlfriend.

Rule: "Better to see once than to hear 100 times" does not apply to the army (

How to Write in Latin Numbers? Or what they are called.)

Tagged: Roman
Category: I II IV V VI X
WOW: What is the problem?

Tagged with: pasiba
Where to get the number 3? Write to me

You are mocking, are you?

In the military room for honey. I take off my backpack and the doctor says to me:
Are you already with a parachute? In the Air Force.