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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129813
 23.06.2016
[13:35:29] <nuclightw> The sender generates several photon pairs, after which one photon from each pair he deposits for himself, and the second sends to the recipient.
[13:35:34] <nuclightw> send me a photon box
[13:36:41] <Dubrovsky> nuclightw, last just shipped from stock
[13:36:54] <Dubrovsky> we sit in total darkness
[13:38:59] <cebka25519> vacuum polarize, dog
[13:39:26] <cebka25519> or relic radiation hunting

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129812
 23.06.2016
I climb the stairs of the underground passage, slowly and slowly the old man with a rod descends to meet me, the others who descend carefully bypass him, almost not noticing.
And here the grandmother goes down the track, and also with a stick, but crawling like a goat, the old woman went around, turned around, looked at him strictly, sparked something, just didn't show him the tongue and jumped on.
I look, I have, I have some mysterious and interesting life at retirement.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №129811
 23.06.2016
Previously, a humanitarian was one who wrote poems and knew the language.
Now is the one who forgot the multiplication table.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129810
 23.06.2016
"A chain of fateful events with alcoholic beginnings"- you are a genius! I will quote you!


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129809
 23.06.2016
Commentary on Dialogue:
"xxx: Visually the screw from the screw differs only by the head. The screw is under the screw, the screw is under the key.
xxx: So what is the right name for that fuck with a six-sided head and holes under the cross screw?! O_O
YYY: It’s simple, if you twist it into a body with a screw, it’s a screw, and if you twist a gauge on it, it’s a screw.
xxx: and if I don’t do anything with him, is he just rolling on my table?"
yyy: it's the shit of the shredder - until you harden it you won't know=)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129808
 23.06.2016
No, the people are just looking deeper: destroy the United States in the embryo, and no one will pay Hitler...

This is all you need to know about modern education.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129807
 23.06.2016
Aaaah!! to

20658, I agree with you. But "repair rotor" - who prevents you from calling an electrician? How much can you think that a man in the house is a free sanitary worker, an electrician, a carpenter, etc.? to

Who told you that the woman in the house is a free cook, a cleaner, a dishwasher, a cleaner, a babysitter??? What prevents calling a housewife?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129806
 23.06.2016
freelance + contract etc.

Just always take 50% advance payment – disciplines both parties.
But! This is also not a panacea - one customer made a booklet for 4 years, and exactly four years. As he thought, he was confused himself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129805
 23.06.2016
The working chain:
XH: Is there anything that can be done so that the bill goes faster?
It takes me at least 15 minutes. While it passes, I forget why I started it.
You can take Gingko biloba.
XXX: It won’t go faster
You’ll remember why you launched it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129804
 23.06.2016
I have a very bad but very honest friend who took four cakes on the counter and ate three on the way to the box. For five minutes he quarreled with the seller why he gave her one cake but demanded payment for four. It was also bad - almost to the police the case did not come.

Absolutely Serious (Cinema Almanac) Story with Cake Film No. 2
1961 year

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129803
 23.06.2016
C of Habra:
XXX: Give away outdated servers
YYY: I will take 6 pieces. Heat the bedroom in the winter.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129802
 23.06.2016
Do you want to sleep today?
Go to bed yesterday.
And you are sitting at three at night again.
tomorrow

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129801
 23.06.2016
<backs> you are there footballers sticks, or they seem to be everything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129800
 23.06.2016
“In the police department, in his list of services, in the county of ‘Promotion in Service’, were entered the following words full of tragicism: ‘Eaten by their own dogs.’”
I. by Gashek

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129799
 23.06.2016
Dialogue with Timothy:
Q: The operation to remove the glands through the ass is successfully completed!
Tim: I understand, I will gladly check.
Tim: You know, judging by your code, you first get something through your ass, look at it from all sides, make sure it’s not the glands, and steep it back, and then go back into your ass... And so until you find the glands.
I’m glad I’m not a doctor, right?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129798
 23.06.2016
Freelancing for nine customers is not "nine jobs", it is one work that is currently in hell.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129797
 23.06.2016
Russia 2035: The country will appear its own programming language and teleportation

xxx: Get retired I will teleport to warm countries (I am afraid to fly by aircraft)
YYY: You are very unlikely, but pensions... they have long been teleported to warm countries.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129796
 22.06.2016
And I taunted him until the hour of the night, and bathed him every day, and did all that was necessary. And my ambitious wife was sitting at home and swinging how difficult it was for her to put the underwear in the machine and boil the mixture for the child (on the ground she called her mom)..."
IMHO, the thing is just that you needed a child, and your wife didn’t. Any unwanted thing will be burdened, no matter how easy it really is.
I don't know what your situation is, but maybe your wife wanted a doll, and her husband persuaded her, but when faced with reality, she realized that it wasn't just flowers. And it became a break, washes, squeezers, agulles, that’s all. Here and gave as much as possible part of the duties to her husband, part - to her mother, well, and the free time, probably, spent on herself?
But most likely, she doesn’t even admit it to herself. After all, since childhood, she has been instilled by society that a woman is a mother, obliged to have, love and raise children, otherwise like unmarriedness. He acted according to the program. But in reality, not all women are ideal mothers, and not all should be.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129795
 22.06.2016
The Jewish funeral.
God, who hasn’t given money for a day?
The Dead

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129794
 22.06.2016
> by the persistence and concentration of women men are overwhelmed.

in the average. In terms of physical strength, men and women are on average. Professional sports (including Chess is not the fate of the middle men, but of the best. And the best can be both a man and a woman, just the probability for different qualities is different.

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