by young_lipetsk:
The organization is looking for a chief executive, Bush chief and head of computer security department. What happened to them?! O_O

I have been working in this company as an admin for 6 months. I constantly watch the picture: their department from morning to evening pins, but at some point the boss (a very busy uncle) comes and ticks them such puzzles, which we hear. And a miracle! The department starts working as a factory. Hence the question arises: can a puzzle be considered miraculous?

Names of firms:
Distributed optics students to practice. The absolute majority expressed the desire to work in OJSC Vibrator.

Good day.
You are called from the Platinum Bank.
Wait a few seconds and you will be connected to the operator.
and pause.
All operators are busy, stay on the line.

I saw the file yesterday. The guy jumping through the turniket in the subway, spilled a bunch of little things out of his pocket (50 rubles). It no longer makes sense to collect. A police officer has already been nominated for him........the cost is paid twice =))

Look what a romance! A couple on the wheel of sight kisses.
I would have a girl more.

In Ryazan, an airstrike destroyed a building materials store and a car "Moskvich-2141".
The Mi-26 helicopter was carrying construction household. For unknown reasons, a metal door and other details fell from it.

"Vagon doors fold in the steppe" (c) Pasternak

Continuing with biology.
To our anonymous reader who answered a question about the umbilical cord and asked "But I’m worried about something else. Why do men have nipples?" we answer.
Until a certain time, all embryos develop as girls. Then if the embryo has the y-chromosome, the formation of the female organs stops and the shame begins: the embryos of the ovaries descend below and gradually develop into the testicles; the embryos of the genital lips cluster (there is that scar at the bottom of the scrotum - it is from the grown genital lips); the development of the mammary glands stops (although, when introduced to a man of female hormones in large quantities, the breasts can grow, which are used by transsexuals, indeed, milk can not produce - underdeveloped); and further male hormones form other characteristic features for the male body.
Such jokes of Mother Nature gave feminists the opportunity to shout out about “all men are imperfect women,” and to the chauvinist men about “all women are underworked men.”
Thank you for being with us, look forward to the new releases.

On the mailbox is written with a mark: no need for advertising. Below, the pen is already: we need Fedya, we need.

I lie down, the neighbors are noisy, they don’t let me sleep.
I think I’ll knock on the wall.
I attached the book to the wall so that the wall itself would not be melted, and how fucking!
In the silence clearly heard: "O Lord"...
xxxh: for the first time felt the power over the senior %)

The matter was at work. One of the signatures is undisclosed, it needs to be decrypted. The whole department was wise, if you disassemble by the letters - the warehouser comes out of Pi. Something is doubtful.
I wanted to call the store first and clarify the name. Then presented it.
- Hi, question on the signature in the billboard, do you have a warehouse in Pygo?
- You know, they are here all of us Piazas, and warehouses, and cargoes...

I didn’t want to go to school, I got up and went there.
I don’t want to go to the universe, I turned to the other side.

Eugene Vadimovich entered
Evgeny Vadimovich: Max roars and mosques, he's looking for you
Eugene Vadimovich is now known as Eugenia.
*Eugenia=^_^ = Vadimovna has entered
Q-Max has entered
Q_Max: is there a guy like this, a joke, didn’t run through?
Evgenia=^_^=Vadimovna>Q_Max: did not see, dear :)
Q_Max is bad
Max is out.
DarkOs>Eugenia=^_^=Vadimovna: well you are a master :D

You know McDack's advertisement, well which "Daddy, I really need" and daddy pulls his son out of the car, so here, I initially thought they were fucking asking...

Zadiak: Siddhartha, drove a kursak, killed almost the whole day
zadiak: Near the mole flies, flies, sits on the finish button...
Zadiak: Well killed, hule =

That’s shit, I said asleep.
yyy: no, it's not shit, it was shit when I was drinking, and in the morning they found that the doors to the kitchen and the balcony were replaced.

Do you know why she didn’t play guitar?
Did she have problems with her legs?

XXX: Let’s move on!
YYY: as a member?

Peter, early evening, in the city center. In the vicinity of the Mukhin School (now the art academy). There are a lot of filmmakers, they are shooting another net. I sit in the cafe and with a boring sight, I look at it all, nothing predicted trouble... well the movies, well they are filming. However, a bite of coffee stuck in the throat when a black man came out of a movie truck in the costume of a White Guard officer of the Civil War, and also in sunglasses on half-face...Here is a free production of the White Guard")))

Status in contact:
"Ten years have passed" British scientists have established that almost none of the Russian people can read this phrase, as it will take 10 years.
The comments:
xxx: for this there is the letter “yo”
ууу: in literature (in books, textbooks), as a rule," y" is not placed anywhere=)
Zzz: What does the letter Y have to do with it? The emphasis should be on and