Alexia (09:28:37 17/06/2008)
Oh well... women love banality so much - flowers, champagne, dinner at the flash...
Communism will replace socialism when, instead of the columns,
The light bulbs will be spoken by sales managers.
There was such a great actress Alexander Alexandrovna Jablochkina. who
Remember the actors of the Little Theatre, still of pre-revolutionary origin,
He probably remembers her too. Alexander Alexandrovna, serving in private and
Emperor theatres, somewhat quietly entered into reality
of the Soviet theatre, being at the same time fantastically naive and accustomed
Say what I thought. When Alexander Alexandrovna was already quite
at age, she came to a party meeting (or it was something like
weekly ideological commitment, not the essence), where asked questions,
At this point of view, frankly, ridiculous, and then completely normal.
Very little, strictly compulsory to answer. She was asked this way:
“Alexandra Alexandrovna, is this how you imagine communism?”
She said, “Well, it will be a wonderful time! There will be everywhere
There will be plenty of food, everyone will have their own houses, no one will rush in.
People will be respectful, polite, on the streets.
Order and cleanliness...In general – as with the king...”
U.S. spacecraft sent to Mars has broken contact.
A week later he was found in Uzbekistan with broken numbers.
<111> The People! Give me something I can think of with a tap and a hole. I will bring you something useful!
<222> I have some money here...
MD: Knowing our department of physics, I wasn’t even surprised to see the switch on the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen! Please help me! I struggle with a girl, all I need is to show my feelings to her! write something like "Love Sasha" in contact her id- 640468, thank you in advance!
Z is. If you are not lazy, put a plush, understand! She is very dear to me...
>>> O_o More successful attempt to finally get rid of a girl I have not seen yet!
Non Grata: A friend asked seriously on the phone an hour ago:
I was listening to music via Winamp and suddenly my computer stopped working. Could this be due to the fact that the system block fell from the table?
Sky the Dragon: gather all the heroes of the Soviet cartoons (everyone there is the columns, carlsons, etc.) and make a parody on Pokémon))) Luckily looking for who can paint it all
Swamplord: Gygygogs))) very cool))))
Sky the Dragon: We even came up with how the sammon of the eggs will look in the fog - under the melody from the introductory roll of the first Silent Hill everything is wrapped in the fog, the depressing eggs come out, inspected, rattled with the groulom "LOSHADKA-A-A-A" the Aztec horse rushes from under the naggula, rattles everyone in the farce and all this disappears)))
Sky the Dragon: There is still a chuburash called rugged will - on the ears to fly
Swamplord: You are the ones)))))))
Sky The Dragon, 21:51:50:
We haven’t smoked for a while!!! to
111: Well... I’m white and furry :)
222: as a mould
The whole night the zombies dreamed. Not much more, they also ran, sometimes quite fast.
We didn’t have to watch Russia-Greece at night.
No I all of course understand, well there upgrade the member offer, increase the breasts, buy a tractor, but the crazy now came spam:
"The stool from the stool calms the nervous system".
I went to lick, or at the work of the sapphire, I should calm down.
<Milenium> people who have alcohol Russian version??? to
<Psycho> vodka what is it?
1st
I can still talk about it (I’m not going anywhere stupid because....)
2 is
Because I am blind.
1st
I'm a taxi driver, I can't walk, I drive
2 is
I am a student and my mother doesn’t let me go.
1st
I am a maniac, they are looking for me.
2 is
I am one!! to
1st
I am crazy and all hunt me take
2 is
I am in prison! Mom call me.
1st
at "Spring" do not sell LSD
2 is
I have Kent Enot.
1st
I have D.J. Dolly and Timothy.
2 is
my friend Sergey, and Sergey has gonorrhea
1st
I am Cobson! Go out!
2 is
I’m an elephant, but it’s okay.
1st
I am a friend of an elephant.
2 is
My city is unclean and my neighbor is unclean.
1st
And I and American scientists from the University of Brandeis conducted a new study that showed that there is a kind of thermometer in the head of flies that allows these insects to accurately determine the optimal temperature for reproduction.
2 is
I am a legend, I wear market brands!
1st
I am Brad Pitt, naked.
2 is
I am a poet, masafaka, I am better than Tetra Paka!
1st
And I, Angelina Jolie, and I was bitten by bees.
2 is
I am Christina Orbakaite, my name is Ahuenna!
1st
I'm Ivar Kalnynsh also fuck you.
2 is
I am Dmitry Gordon living with such a name, this is GON.
1st
I'm not a man of beauty, just give me a shit.
2 is
Innocentius Gandon, and I live, the fool, Gordon
1st
I am Yushchenko Vitya and in me the left egg do not take
Electro – what is it?
I was surprised by the former girl here. I cleaned up and started scratching under the bed. I grabbed out the little things in a three-liter bowl. I think from where? I asked my parents, no, they didn’t give up. I don’t drink at the wedding. I call it, and what do you think? Sitting on a chair is good, this is not for the weak. You remember we’ve been together for three years, right? So here. Every time after sex, he put a coin under the bed to come back. Man is normal at all!? to
It is hardly normal to live three years with a aunt who has not washed the floor under the bed for three years.
* he *
Sex was not in the first place, but communication was in the first place.
* She *
You can talk during the process.)
* he *
Communicating with her during the case is not a matter.
* She *
The affair. Must be able
I was told about the work of Linux systems during sex. It is unforgettable)
Oblako Listening: Time Machine - He was older than her in mp3
<raspezdal> and oooon more beautiful her in jpg
<raspezdal> and there was more of it in pdf.
<raspezdal> was smarter than her in dll
<raspezdal> and it was easier it in txt
<square> :D
<AL> and
<AL> has issued:
<AL> I cannot close the connection because the connection is used by the closing program
I’m telling you all the Americas! :)
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xxxh: Yes, even in the torrent in the distribution of gay porn one of the Pandos flags!!)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
Q: How do you know?? to
Why the numbers of the routes from the inside do not write...so that people will remember and say I AM NOT THERE JUDUU!!! to