Is Togliatti Russia?
Ivan Montecki: Well, if they did not hold a referendum, then yes

It is not scars that decorate a man, but a beautiful woman next to him.

to this:

Do you always put your daughter under gun music?
If not, and you do not have a mansion in 20 rooms, then the idea of a bad house is not so bad.

told a acquaintance.
The late Soviet era. The house is a former family residence, i.e. There are mainly young families with small children. Small single room apartment. A acquaintance, finally putting her minor bandits to sleep in the afternoon, gathered a food package to her relatives in a wooden package box and began, without any back-thinking, in her corridor to knit her, knocking a lot of small nails into the cover. A bell at the door, an irritated neighbor on the threshold, living on the floor above:
You don’t know who’s been there for half an hour! I cannot put a child!
Don’t be angry, it’s me, I’m sleeping.

Incorporated Rene TV.

There, a man with a metal detector asks the painted Jigurd in his shirt: "Some steel is going?", Jigurd cleverly looks into the camera and answers with a roaring bass: "Eggs!"

Shut off the TV.

From the Auto Forum:
I served Kaen Turbo. He can only say three phrases:
1st Give me money!
2nd Give money urgently!! to
Three Look how I can!!! to

On this hill:

If one is named Mario and the other is named Luigi, then what hell are the "brothers Mario" named together?? to
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Study mat. part, body: they have the name Mario. Mario and Luigi Mario.

XX: That’s why I’m watching TV and I can’t change anything, but there’s something to experience in this life.

UUU: ah, on the television one interpreting channel Romashka remains :)

XXX: I am not in the topic))) what is the miracle channel?)))))))) Could it be fun?))

Russian night :) do the same as on the first channel, but not with the brains

I will add.

"I would add:
Anteater: Lord, do not confuse the weapon of crime and the cold weapon. I once had a neighbor cracked while drinking another on the head with a stick of sausage - that shit from the table - and hello. But the sausage is not okay.
chivaz: Collapse shot to death, straight ready plot for Donzova)
— — —
And they ate the weapon of crime"

— — —
You are ironic. Hitchcock has a movie where his wife killed his husband with a frozen lamb's leg, and then fed that leg to a police officer investigating the crime.

X: Why would you read that?
yyy: Experimentally it was established that the "Federal List of Extremist Materials" contains the most comprehensive list of the most interesting =)

The first six months after the vacation are the hardest.

The news:
Ukrainian TV issued a tank game in Moscow for Russian invasion of Donbass
Video footage from the event dedicated to the popular online game World of Tanks was shown.

stone
That is a thought! Draw the WOT logo on the tanks of the militia and say that the Ukrainian media is lying. Wargaming should pay for such advertising.

Now it was beautiful!A stranger writes to me:"Hello Simpotiška:)." I open a message, I am going to write a couple of affectionate about spelling and punctuation...And I am informed that he allows to write to him only friends.It is interesting, how long the guy will go, why nobody answers him.)))

And everything would be fine, but there’s one thing... why, playing for a monster, I have to play sudden music more than the victim itself, aaah?!?!??! to

From the discussion of the 10th series of season 4 "Game of Thrones"
X: And I had hoped until the last time that Lady Catherine would appear this season.
Y: You guys, she was cut down last season!
Z: You know nothing, John Snow.

I went to check the water counters. We asked why cold water is twice as high as hot water. I asked if they had data on the number of days a year when they turned off the hot water. It was very accurate (six months a year).

The Minister of Internal Affairs of Karelia needed to dismiss information that honors his organs

I open the oven, the husband silently squeezes the table with the cat and so seriously "for dinner meat)". Close the oven. Yesterday the cat didn’t bite.

...

Of course, she was in the oven!

Comments on the news about the release of Adobe stylus for drawing on iPad:

xxx: And I’m drawing my mouse in adbe c3, it’s very decent.
YYY: And I am a ballooner writing YUH on the fence. I like it.
Zzzz: But it’s not decent ;)

I bought in the online store two hamsters of 16 kilograms each. Delivery to home. I am not going to bring it out of the store. >_<

(Useless by Fa)
Q: Is there a way for men to get rid of cowards and socks whileining dignity?
YYY: Become a club everyday with male striptease, watch, learn to train at home...
zzz: * wondered at what stage stripteaseers can take off socks*
Is it hard to order a stripper in socks?
zzz: The weakest, but the girlfriend is planning a girlfriend, you will need to make an offer. )))
Yyy: The video is welcome! ))))))))))))
YYY: And if a stripper, jumping on one leg, stumbles the TV...