Mongolian leader Tamerlan was terribly harsh – he executed anyone who told him a joke he had heard before.

I just saw the inscription on the house: BABY – GOODGERS!

lisena: and we here the real theme was came two girls with a resume on the job office manager in the chart courses - Arabic dances and macrame

I met a girl on Facebook and she asked:
Q: Do you have a girlfriend? Or something like that?"
The third hour I think what to answer.

He invited his girlfriend to his home, and did not have time to clean up in his Gikov Berlog.
She: I think you’re playing Tetris in your room.
I : Why?
She: Do you really think that if you put things in a row, they will disappear?

by Tusk. A drunk guy looks at the girl's clothes with crows and rhinestones:

When we come to me, you come to my curtains and don’t get close.

Neighbors do all kinds of car repairs. One day a girl comes and calmly says:
I need to take off my pants and change my clothes.
The neighbor:
Is she not able?
After 5 seconds, the girl, realizing what happened, escaped in her car behind the turn, she was no longer seen.

Don’t write me now, I’ve got a compilation.
mike19: Okay Loh
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to

Yopt, I could never explain to the director that wifi should be not only in his iPhone, but also in his surroundings.

As a student of the Faculty of History, I stand in the queue of the reading room of the library to receive books. In front of me is a girl, probably a first-class student. Dialogue between the girl (D) and the librarian (B):
D: Please give me a textbook on the history of philosophy
B: Do you think of the history of philosophy or the philosophy of history?
The girl moved...

Japanese scientists have invented a way to synthesize meat from human impurities.

One response to “Gavrinna Dushena!!! The guest! The highest sort!

X: Fuck, I wanted to go to the gym yesterday after work. Then take a look at what kind of film. Spend a pleasant evening. I went home drunk at 2 o’clock at night and now I’m heroic.
Yyy: Well, the evening clearly exceeded your expectations))

My girlfriend yesterday immediately after sex burned off:
How long do you have to retreat?
- O_0

When John Lennon was learning to play guitar, aunt Mimi cried out, "Guitar is a good thing, but it will never help you make a living!"

At the height of his success, John bought his aunt a luxurious mansion on the coast and decorated the hall with a marble board with the inscription:

“Guitar is a good thing, but...”

Nikol@s: When I wash, I remind myself of a young man who is crawling on the first spring water drinking bedemote :)

Do you know why there are no raps on the North Pole? It’s hard to grow up on the street.
© HZ

If your wife left you on her own will, should she work for two weeks?

I play fifa, passes by mommy and grit: it would be better to go live and play football. I play in Pure, passes by the mummy and grit: better live riding a motorcycle, I play in Battlefield, passes by the mummy and grit: better... and not... better play.
Play the right games.

YYY: Do not be jealous of me. Really no one. I don’t even talk to Igor on quip!
XX: With which Ivory?
XXX: O_O

Are there lesbian gynecologists?
P.S No, I do not need. I am curious