Yesterday I really regretted not being able to read on my lips :)
Maddy :?
Fil: My father, such a colourful man, in a beard, with a beard, at the wheel of a land cruiser next to me, was cut very hard. It was a terrible curse he had.

Al_1: What to do if you blocked the exit from the courtyard? In order to push back, you have to break the glass and remove it from the transmission, and this is a hooliganism.
SAV: It’s all shit! Remember the numbers - try on the basis of GIBDD - learn FIO - find in Одноклассники and put on all photos of 1!!!!! to

I sit in the bus at the train station and hear the conversation between the woman and the conductor.
Q. Well, you have to check which ticket you are given, or go somewhere to Babryisk and don’t notice.
I trust the cashiers.
I also trusted condoms, as a result, three children are waiting for me at home

I’m in the electric car, and there’s an advertisement on the radio like this:
Recently, cases of alcohol poisoning and so on have increased.
Here a man, sitting opposite, climbs into the wallet and gets a beer bottle with the words:"Oh! Thank you for reminding me!"

It is likely that if you go crazy, the world around you will be closer.
understandable and native.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Yaroslav Hasek once travelled by train through Munich, which
As you know, the capital of Bavaria, famous for its beer and sausages.
Well, beer, as a true Czech, Hashek appreciated exclusively domestic,
But to try the Bavarian sauces was not possible. Unfortunately,
The train stopped in Munich for 10-15 minutes and even to depart in the buffet was
and risky. Therefore, I saw hanging ads nearby, which are
sausages for 10 pfenings, Hasek called a wanderer on the perron
The local boy handed him 20 pfenings and asked to run to buy.
A pair of sausages - one for Hashek, of course, and the other for the man in
As a reward. The young man swallowed and soon appeared again,
Going on a saucer. As he approached the window, he stretched out the gasket.
10 phenomena. At the writer’s amazed look, the boy replied:
There was only one sauce left.
The honest boy.

Most German movies are based on real films.
The events...

Inscription on the party in the technical university:
I want to go to a baby saiaad...I want a manna cake...
Not until eight in the morning with the mineral.

<DEVICE> That’s all. Did you grow up in the 90s? Childhood is over.
<DEVICE> 1 On VDNH, they shot down the aircraft and are going to take down a second and a rocket to build on the site of the Cosmos pavilion a separate trading center.
<DEVICE> 2 In the park of Gorky closed the wheel of observation
<DEVICE> 3 The child’s world disappears.
<DEVICE> 4 Michael Jackson is dead.
<DevICE> Does anyone have a rope?

There was such a story.
It is summer, on the street, in the city at all no soul. I am at home on the balcony. and here right under my windows passes a couple, the guy hugs the girl for the waist, everything as it should be. as I said, the street is empty, the guy shortly thinking climbs with a pen to the girl in jeans... well, I think, everything. and here he slowly tries to pull out her pants, and they., aa, just don’t end...!!! When the cowards were pushed up to the limit they really resembled a sailing sailor, the guy was in a hustle, I thought he would pull them on her head:)) it was very funny, especially when the guy, translating the spirit, gave out what is this for your mother?and "

I want to thank Michael Jackson for the time when listening to pop music was not a shame.

Sleep well Michael.

We went with my wife to the basar.Here fucking as it was,she saw a hat,and stood to death,buy to buy,ml and money like there is and this hat is really such a SHAPE!Now I think FIG with you gave her grandmother she bought and went on happy such,and I fucking frog breathes that she was so happy went.Now I think she will make you a hat)))))))))))) While she walked there,I bought two more,one two sizes bigger and another two sizes smaller than she))))))))))and then probably a week as I remember and change them to her)))))))))and then how then came home and she in the room stands near the mirror with a meter of roughness and her head measures)))))) as she fell from the change, and told her everything.
- Idiot, he says.I almost went crazy!I am going to the hospital tomorrow.Blind says no shit I don't understand one day you take her on her ears she doesn't climb, the next day to the nose fails, I thought with my head already that that, it will dry it will swell!))))))))) Damn two months later did not talk to me!!!!)))))))

I went after the sighs. I see the boy coming. Thirty years. Remembering is like that. It is beautiful. I hear the interruption of a phone conversation.
Yesterday, I was stunned. I told her that she was a fool, a fool stupid and a mercantile fool. I changed my mind about getting married to her. He was very drunk.
(Responding to the chatbot)
- Yes, no, the worst thing is not that, but that I have already trembled, but I still think too.

I remembered the story of Calvary.
Communicated somehow with a man, he served as part of the Mediterranean squadron of the ChF, somewhere in the late 70s, early 80s. Well, he told me that he once met with an American frigate, something like a friendly conversation. This was also the case during the Cold War. Our sailors were allowed on board by an American and let us introduce them, mostly to the household. And there... our not dreamed: Satellite TV, viewers and other benefits of civilization. The Americans boasted. Then, with a response visit, they go on board. I watched it, but I didn’t see the viewers or even the TV at all. Only a film projector. Well, Americans, as it should be, ask the question from the top: "So how do you have fun in your free time?"Our, calmly so, "Calmarim". "What is this?" We are lucky, we will show. They catch calmar, place it in an enamel bath (a type where children are bathed) and put it in the washing machine in the dark. Then turn on full light. The fact is that calmares have the ability to mimicry. And, here, when the light is lit, the animal tries to hide and pick up the desired color - and this color music begins! Well, the children of civilization, looking at such a picture, left their jaw on the floor. And they said that this spectacle is more interesting than porn from the sight.

I am referring to Anastasia, I know you will read this.
We lived together 4 happy years, not so soon, but we had to have a son, and we were also going to play a wedding. How could you be so cruel to me? Had an abortion, and left abroad with some pijama on the cane, whom I only knew for 4 days?!!!And I checked all this for a week and a half before the wedding, without explaining anything and not saying goodbye only to me...You were everything for me, I loved you like no one else, I carried you on my arms and I didn’t even think of what could happen.I can’t believe even now that THIS happened to me...I sincerely hope that you at least with a little regret treat your deed, I believe in karma, and I understand that life will once explore you, but please, willingly come into contact with me...

P.S Bring it to the top, this is the only way to contact her.

I walk down the street and look at the picture. Mom and daughter are going. My daughter asks for her hands. Slow crying slowly turns into hysteria. Mom didn’t get lost, she said, “Well, halfway I carry you, halfway you bring me,” the girl calmed down in temptation. Mom continues " first you" and then the daughter remains only surprised. Not crying, not talking, she didn’t want to.

See also: Seresh!! I can’t go there again!and (
WOW: When will you finally realize that in the field "login" you need to enter the first line from the sticker glued to your monitor, and in the field "password" the second, an alien monster?!?!?! to

25th of 2009
In August, Michael Jackson has concerts in London, we will also go to him for a warm-up, - fun continued the theme of Lena Tretyakov and Zhenya Ogurtsova (gr. “The wounds.” For us, he is a man!

26th of 2009
This night the whole world learned that the “king of pop music” has disappeared. The singer died of a heart attack.

And you too, when you start to fall asleep, you tremble, like you stumbled or fell somewhere?


A-A-A-A-A-A I thought I was one such!! to

He: Tell me, what am I on your account?
Not the last one, be sure ;)