I would never swim through our rivers alone and without a gun.
A group can be without a gun.
YYY: And you can swim with a group of guns up the stream and hunt those who sail towards you alone and without guns.
Zzzz: yyy, and why swim up? Wait for point C.
ZZZ: In the seat.
Zzz: And let the river bring the prey
YYY: So who will catch it first?
zzz: Those who did before - may think the same, and also swim in front of you.
Zzz: And so you move or not, the difference is zero.
Zen is banditism.

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Village Lower Mochilovo, 10.07.2015, 18:00, I will be standing near the store sober and in clean pieces. The book will not be with you: sober and clean near the farm is an unbeatable difference, you will not be mistaken.

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In the village of Lower Mochilevo Internet is only in you.

Yesterday my parents arrived from the Czech Republic from Karlovy Vary.
Mom: I bought you a delicious beer, but I drank on the way to the airport.
I: I feel like a donkey, sober and sad.

Tushed with the girls at the restaurant. And there we have live music, a drummer and everything. And here, probably, on the alcoholic pair (otherwise you will not explain, because he is white) I pulled on him... And what is essential, he replied to me... After the closure of the restaurant carried him to himself, in the taxi the wave of passion burned up, until it sparkled, almost on the first floor (and I was on the sixth, for a minute) the clothes flew crackling. I reached the door, I entered the castle with the key, and in no way, and the key is not pulled out, crazy... And suddenly the door opened up...On the threshold of the son-in-law (2 meters, Ilya Muromets, in a beard and with a stinking look): - Mama? The Mi-Sha? (I forgot that I live with my son - I was drunk.) - Who are you? and I? Yes, it was... (the man was swallowed by the wind), the man wanted one water (at two o’clock at night, what? It is an image-nothing, and thirst is everything! ... - Ah... - Yes, I, it is... - Ah... - Sonule, well, let it go, such a difficult day, Ike, day... Morning... We work together, we gather together, I turn around the kitchen, we gather to eat, bath, head-dryer and coffee. - Mom, sit down. Misha, we are at work. Taxi now... we’re late... – Mom, we need to talk... I’m still turning... – Mom, sit down, please. I sat on the edge of the chair. And then my son tells me, “Mom, someone in our family is drinking. And it is not me! Do not roast! I am worried! The curtain! and c)

I’m on a bus, passing by a dirty trolleybus with some advertising on board. Half-sleeping consciousness reads:"The Witnesses 1c". I understand that a new and expensive sect though.

The day before, as you probably heard, our church, in the person of the brilliant spokesman of the patriarch, announced: “Thank God, there will be a war soon!” The Church declared that suffering would benefit the people. I think they were angry. Much money is bad for the brain. They believe they have the right to speak and decide for the people. They believe they have the right to decide on your behalf. They believe they have the right to make you gun meat. I don’t think they have that right. No one gave them that right. And I pray that the night in their heads will be changed to dawn.
c) BG

The BG has already brought out these hates that have grown into a bullshit, and speaking "Russia is us".

The site was still considered humorous, but the fan was no longer stopped. There were still some separate jokes coming out from underneath, but the entire pages were covered with a flat layer of mental stools on eternal topics.

Adolf Einstein: The seizure of an electron by a German atom is not an act of aggression, it is only a step on the path to peace!

Do you know what day is today?
and no.
Today is June 29!
and what?
Do you know what is June 29?! to
Amy... No.
Is that, no one knows?
and silence *
Fuck, I just have to get drunk.

I bought cement on the way to the construction, a folding grid, and something else... And then I remembered that I needed a solder and cannabis. She went to the store with the younger while the father and the older ones tied a grid to the trunk. I go out - and he so communicates with his uncle, who loaded a huge ring of glass-plastic armor on the trunk. I think: Well, the man is already thinking about the second closure! And yet everyone didn’t want to even consider this armature... I’m glad... Sit down, we go. Dad is excited:
Well here! There are shops that cut it! They still have cuts!
I suspect something wrong:
And what?
- And we guys can make nice bowls at all in vain!

by 4pda
The news is that the new Win10 will not be sold on a disk, but on a flash drive.

DVD drive for installing OS? In my opinion, it is unreliable, long and uncomfortable. The entire life of the axis was put through USB, so the MS solution is correct.

There is no need for comments.

In the morning, I feel like I sleep best.

Our technicians are such idiots! I write them a service note asking them to add to the drawing a gauge with a scissor M16x1,5 in such a quantity, after half an hour, the chief technician calls with a ride:
You asked for a shutdown, but you did not indicate the scratch!
The M16x1.5
Is it external or internal?
Maybe the outside? O_O
and yes!
In the gauge? O_O
and yes! No... no... goodbye!

Arenol Shark: I have a family bike on this topic, like my grandfather-zoo technician, humbling my grandmother, in a romantic tone said: “You have eyes like a calf!”"
Grandma was terribly offended. And then it turned out that the eyes of calves are unreally good: thick, huge and with long eyelids. Then the compliment was appreciated.

If you want sex, why do you fuck?

That is why, that is why. And yet another reason.

- Well, and catch the cucumbers, if something is not suitable for you, stay away from the guys! If you don’t like something it’s your problem, we don’t owe you anything. If you are all so bad, and for no reason, so do not meet spontaneously, wait for princes, let people live! Have you tried to meet a person first and then sleep with him? And we also take risks, here’s one I know.

The logic of men is so masculine.

Guys, did you want to hear the answer to your question or just once again get upset at bad girls, who for some reason do not give the first whistle to every random encounter?

Do not go to bed, no one seems to force you?
Catch up at least with cucumbers, but do not consider all men the source of problems.)
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This is a version of the phrase: "Don’t like in Russia? You’re going to go into your Geiropa", right? Do you not even feel how infantile and unfortunate this sounds? The boy was placed in the corner, long ago forgiven, and he proudly still does not want to get out of the corner, stands, overwhelmed, and thinks: "Look, I will stand here until I die, and then they will all regret, will still ask forgiveness from me, but it will be too late!"
If women tell you that there is a SYSTEMAL problem in sex because of typical male egoism and indifference – maybe pay attention? Women are really hard to finish. We may not be satisfied at all from time to time, you simply do not have it (with some very rare exceptions). Female orgasm as a concept became known in the broad masses relatively recently. Please do not behave like idiots. change to change. You are not obliged, of course, you are not owed anything to anyone, but we ask you. We ask you to start changing, engaging in sexual education, raising sex culture. We need it, don’t you really care so much and you’re ready to hit anything, just to be right and drop everything on someone else?

You will pay attention to how often in local gender reviews the quote is about one thing, and it is cut and answered exactly by the cut text, but about another. Whether it is with the sight of people something... or with the head... or they respond to what is convenient to answer. So we live.

by Tim:
My brother remembered. I was driving with my son (6 years old), was in a hurry somewhere. And in the city there was a plan "Interception" or something like that. In general, they were stopped, brother out of the car, hands on the hood, legs broader than shoulders. The boy comes out of the car and follows a dialogue:
Uncle Mussol! Let my father go quickly! (It is very awful)
And then what?
Or I’ll polish you!! to
And they let go.)

If you can’t carry your girlfriend in your arms, the girl is unbearable.

The dumber the health situation in the country, the more on television becomes Dr. Malysheva.