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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6953
 18.06.2008
From an interview with Gus Hidding:
It is not yet known whether Arshavin will play. Now we have Sychev, Zhirkov, Zyryanov, Bilyaletdin, but I hope we will be able to cope with these problems.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6952
 18.06.2008
Passion: Go to me.
I want some preliminary games.
The city of Moscow (Moscow).
I am Arzamas.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6951
 18.06.2008
I go with my husband in the car. The girl goes in a white semi-transparent blouse, and without a blade.
How she is not ashamed to walk without a lift!!!! to
I: You should look at the road at all, not someone else’s breasts!! to
How not to watch it! Breasts, they are like the distant light of a meeting machine - it is impossible not to look.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6950
 18.06.2008
The tea machine with auto-off was invented by the first readers of Bach.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6949
 18.06.2008
10th Immunity match Russia - Greece. Bilalettin's somewhere from 30 meters strikes the gates of the Greeks...above the gates. Immediately it is shown in a large plan and on the lips of the reader clearly: "SUKA! by Fuck!and "

after the Greek was anointed in ours, it read well on our lips:"He went nahuy";;

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6948
 18.06.2008
Forum of Machines:
and Yanchik:
This morning at a 90-degree turn, at an acceptable speed, the car turned almost 180 degrees, even my mom didn't have time to say! Apparently the stabilization system struck the car as if they were caught in the ass at the moment of entering the turn.
and Iron:
This is zoom zoom.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6947
 18.06.2008
Gray : one of our lectures calls on a mobile phone with a melody from the happy three friends
Gray: And nothing if she didn’t play when he was giving out the tickets for the exam...
Gray: Immediately there was a feeling that something good will be done with us.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6946
 18.06.2008
Faith ღ:aga......)))))) since you are now my husband :
I want an apartment in the center of Moscow
I want a bunch of red roses in the bathroom.
I want behu x5
4)I want to travel to Paris, Milan, Venice, Brazil, Hawaii, etc.
I want a shirt
6) I want love... oh... I want it later)))))))
So long enough ?

Deft: Since you are my wife, you must first:
1) wash my socks in a dishwasher of cold water with soap for at least 3 years, then I will consider whether to buy an apartment
2) there are roses, there is no bath, I can put it in a dishwasher, next to soap and socks, and in general the rose is one.
Tomorrow I'll buy a model, you'll put it under the dishwasher, when you'll wash the floor - you'll remember why you're doing all this.
4) Better not to drive there, but to fly, right? Every day is better, do you think about it? Be a stewardess.
5) Okay, I'm nice, tomorrow we'll go to buy... from the rawshan new collection - all 200r
6 of Oh? xd

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6945
 18.06.2008
The Progress, the Fuck:
The Need for Speed (84 MB)
Need for Speed Most Wanted Soundtrack

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6944
 18.06.2008
City of Sanchez:
I got a crossword question: which bird puts its own enema using its own clove?
It was Chibi.
Figase nature over the bird joke! O_O

Woff :
It is important not to sneeze during the procedure.

City of Sanchez:
The main thing is not to stumble.

The main thing is not to get overwhelmed during the procedure.

The main thing is not to be a Chibi.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6943
 18.06.2008
xxx (21:36:45 16/06/2008)
Approved today: 1
Where it goes...

yyy(21:36:55 16/06/2008)
8) is
In the Abyss

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6942
 18.06.2008
Why, if a man thinks he is a Martian or a cake Napoleon, then he is treated in a psychiatric clinic;
And if a man thinks he is a woman, then his rights are being defended?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6941
 18.06.2008
There are two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer! Both last the same way!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6940
 18.06.2008
Signs



In my first year of emigration, I went to improve my English.

British Society of New York. It is free (very important)

Then then!) Classes were held once a week in a luxurious mansion on Fifth Avenue.

In front of Central Park. Two volunteer teachers spoke with

Students one by one per hour. The hardest thing was to find each other.

An interesting topic to continue from week to week. In my conversations

with Barry Greenfeld, a very old and very rich man,

The topic was the stock exchange. Sometimes he pushed me into trading stocks.

Sometimes I just ticked into a company, and he usually talks about this.

the company knew and gave a detailed analysis of the chances of its shares to increase or

of decline. I could not use his advice because of the full

There was no money, but it was interesting. At least I learned a lot.

Terms I used later.



I had no doubt that Barry was playing now, but he never told me.

their successes or failures. Eventually, I got overwhelmed and

He continued to use his encyclopedic knowledge.

increase their own well-being, in the sense of making money on the stock market.



“More and less,” Barry replied.

Why is?

Over the years, I’ve gotten worse at guessing the signs.

What are signs?

How to explain it? My partner thought, there is.

A basic theorem, which can be summarized as follows:

“The stock market cannot be held for a long time.” This means that the scientific

The approach to the stock market is useless and you need to look for someone else. Sometimes

The world around me gives me clues that I call “signs.”

Seeing and understanding signs is difficult, but possible. This happened for the first time at

Many years ago, by chance.



Barry thought again and continued:

After graduating from college, I settled in a quiet and very well-off place.

Newark in the state of New Jersey. Worked in New York as a lawyer.

The office. I went to work on a suburban train from the station on Broad Street.

One cold autumn morning I stood on the platform, and a few

The railway drivers talked loudly about something, and the matter showed

Stationary tower clock (can be viewed at

http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/pictureweekly.shtml) I listened to.

The clock has been acting strangely. Every day they

A little rushing or a little lagging. The clock says that

It was fine, and yet today the clock managed to retreat.

half an hour.



The same day, something more important happened: the stock market collapsed.

The Great Depression began. In American History 28 October 1929

It was like a black Monday.



On the way home I saw and understood the most important sign in my life: I remembered.

The clock and somehow linked the delay of the clock with the stock market crash.

Observing over the course of a month, I was convinced that if the clock is in a rush in the morning, the shares in the

This day goes up. If they fall, the shares go down. Where I could

He borrowed money and started playing in the stock market. A year later I resigned.

I bought an apartment with a view on the clock and binoculars. In five years I

He became a very rich man. He married a beautiful girl and raised her.

My children traveled a lot with their family. In 1943 I joined the army.

He spent three years in Europe and returned in 1946. Checked the clock. They went

Certainly, but I wasn’t upset because I didn’t need money.

have tried.



Were there other signs?

Yes, but it was more modest. At the beginning of September 1985

I dreamed of my dead mother. She said, "My son, with his chic

You have forgotten all the Jewish holidays. Roš Ha-Shana, the Jewish New

Do not forget to buy apples and honey. I woke up upset, I remembered.

As my mom poured a little honey into a plate and we made the apples there. Buyed

Both the other. He also bought shares of Apple and Honeywell.

10 to 1. Two years later, in September 1987, my mother dreamed of me again. She

She said, “Son, soon is Yom Kippur, the day of redemption. This day is wise.

People give up their vows: I sold the shares, and in a week the market

He collapsed again. I earned 1400% at Apple, and I earned 1400% at Honeywell.

I lost a little, but without it it doesn’t happen.



What was the last sign, if not a secret?

The last sign is you. Actions that you offer to me

In our classes for analysis, I earn an average of 4% per week.



by Abrp722

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6939
 18.06.2008
Roma Abramovich is in space. of 500 lemons.

Is it so expensive?

by Dick Ept. On the yacht.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6938
 18.06.2008
1: What are you doing?
2: I paint a hernia in photoshop, the boss asked
PhotoShop is hacked? We can’t have a license, right? And a check? and :)
2: As long as the check comes to me, I will already sit on a chair and drink tea with winchester for a snack.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6937
 18.06.2008
XX: Our secretary has been trying to send letters of happiness, justified by the fact that she is very superstitious...
Today my patience broke out and in response to what other shit she got this:
If you don’t make 10 people pass in 3 hours, you’ll be unlucky for a long time.
She stopped talking to me.
I am fucking, right?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6936
 18.06.2008
Boo
What are you doing?

Alone is
Nothing, I watch TV.

Boo
What there?

Alone is
The True Story of the Red Hat

Boo
A porn story?

Alone is
Not exactly, but there is a German woodcut here.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6935
 17.06.2008
Will we win the Swedes?
They have Ibrahimovic.
We have Arshavin!
They are more experienced and stronger!! to
We are younger and faster.! to
Well... I don’t know... they have a captain – gay!! to
We have the Paddlers!! to

Please note the fighting.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6934
 17.06.2008
Interesting, but this function works.
XHH: Contact removed itself
YYY: O_O

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