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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17302
 16.06.2009
What are the two main problems of modern Moscow?

-- General confusion on glamour... and nowhere properly cooled fresh-pressed juice. Especially the avocado.

c) of A.B. Rested

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17301
 16.06.2009
There is a suspicion that while I sleep, the tapes argue and run out - one under the couch, one under the table. Angry

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17300
 16.06.2009
Gastezzo: Eva: How is the weather?
EVA: Gastezzo is great! I walk in the dress! And you?
I am not in the dress...
Gastezzo: Why is it?
Gastezzo: Eva: the chest is small and the youth runs out

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17299
 16.06.2009
I once saw a man whose cheeks did not burn on his cheeks, because he was smiling all the time.
____________________________
YYY: The Joker’s direct objection is what it is.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17298
 16.06.2009
I am being driven out of the universe :(
WOW: Is it so serious?
Theme: UGU
What does the Dean say about this?
“Take your diploma and let your spirit not be here!”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17297
 16.06.2009
and ZZZ:
I watched Dr. House.

by vvv:
It sounded like "Hello, I am Nastia and I am an alcoholic"

by vvv:
Everybody is ringing around)

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17296
 16.06.2009
Hello how do you do? Do you want to meet? Tell about yourself
I’m married, I have 8 children, I don’t have a car, I don’t look like the smoke of eblan and ranetok, I’m a happy owner of a beer belly and sweater that I drive in jeans, and overall I’m gay.
What about you?Can you tell us about yourself?
It is horrendous!! Where do these people live???? to
I live in Latvia.
Not in Lithuania but in Lithuania!!! You are also illiterate!!!! to
Oh sorry what?
I am not speaking Lithuania, but Lithuania!!! Is he still deaf?? to
WOW: Where are you missing?
Tagged: awowow
Sorry, my brain exploded

The Nine.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17295
 16.06.2009
Someone was very waiting. So, you’ve gotten out with your farmer.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17294
 16.06.2009
Football between Russia and Finland.
She: It is in vain that Huss does not release two Berezutsky brothers on the field at once. The brothers looked so symmetrically in defense.
He: You don’t understand...Guss does everything right in the break one brother goes out on the field instead of the other and so we have one replacement more. The Voila.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17293
 16.06.2009
I am in a blockade on the approach to Moscow.
Which is Napoleon?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17292
 16.06.2009
One of my friends worked with my father. I stumbled black. Coded it did not help. Then I sat down for Linux. I stopped drinking! and wife. He also dropped...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17291
 16.06.2009
<xxx> Sweeping, Sweeping in the face yesterday hit %)
<yyy> Who is it?
<xxx> he liked the dark goat beer, he looked into the barley and whispered: two black goats!
<xxx> and we have two Armenians there trading

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17290
 16.06.2009
For those who still think that the color of the hack is yellow.
Open a new window, go to Yandex and see the meaning of this word in the dictionaries:
Haki Ushakov
Ha'Kee is and the earth. Green with grey.

Please, please, let me tell you about the joyful life.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17289
 16.06.2009
and Ura! I now have an angel on the skull!
In the skull? and anymore? How much does it cost?
1000 r per month.
Is it so cheap?
Well... there’s anymore, let’s say with some limitations.
What is limited there?
Traffic... and stop roasting!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №17288
 16.06.2009
Nothing hurts as badly as your own stupidity.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17287
 16.06.2009
My wife called an electrician. It was Sunday, and all the neighbors were there.
I opened the cage.
The man was found to be healthy, in a blue suitcase, with a suitcase and squeaky.
by voice.
As soon as he entered, the little dog that lived in our courtyard, loudly
He grumbled and started to bite a new leg.
by Masha! I rattled.
The man, slightly under the closet, immediately turned on and waved with a joyful face.
For the entire district:
The man! The dog is playful! You can’t bite a beautiful man in the foot.
And here, across the corner, my wife Maria Egorovna sailed out!
Time has stopped.
Looking at my wife’s stone face, the man stood on me.
Through the tears that poured both of my eyes, I could only squeeze:
My dog is called Iroquois.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17286
 16.06.2009
When officials robbed faster than the people produced, they declared that the people could not work.

[ + -48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17285
 16.06.2009
----- Gold------ ‎(12:06):
How beautiful is my face and what would you like to do with it?

Cocaine Talk ‎(12:06):
The eyes are beautiful, mm.
and...
She said that if she gets in the best she will give)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17284
 16.06.2009
The xxx:
Who are you studying with?
YYYY :
The investigator: the university of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, all of itself militarized...
You are for whom?
The xxx:
I am in the medical institute, on 1 course, dentist
YYYY :
WOW! I am afraid of you 😉

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17283
 16.06.2009
Q: Do you have a water heater?
WOW WOW? The chaos?
XHH: the boiler*
WOW: Figase as you called... You would even call the monitor a picture displayer.

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