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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №49234
 22.06.2011
XX: Study of foreign languages. I remember, in my early childhood, all the inhabitants of our then communal apartment received humanitarian aid from Europe. In addition to the bowl with hot dogs, dry milk and peanuts, there were also mysterious strawberries with the inscription "HOT DOG". Our people are dark, they do not understand literacy. Well, there were screams that the corrupt capitalists were giving us hungry dog food. "Hot", you understand, something for "dog"... No other than shit! My parents, both after the English branch of the filfak, said that they would gladly eat "dog food," and the shy neighbors gave them all the banks of hot dogs with a contemptible smile.

YYY: This is something else! I was complaining about one herla here: "Well, what stupid films these Americans are making! Well who would guess the movie "Vampire Diaries" to name?" It turned out to be the series "The Vampire Diaries"...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №49233
 22.06.2011
Battya bought a foreign brand, after 30 years of driving on domestic stalls, the first comment:-"Bla!!! You press on the gas, and it goes"

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49232
 22.06.2011
From the call center operator:

Operator: Is this the number?
Subscribe to: No
Operator: Can you tell me which number is it?
About another thing!
The Operator:?! to
Please name the number you are talking about.
In the hearing?
Operator:........ (the silent hysteria)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49231
 22.06.2011
BradZot: Survival on pirate servers with a bunch of bugs and wrongly-working scales (if at all working...) has made our people so advanced that on off-servers, where it works ALL and ALL right (!!!) Foreigners are being protected from Slavic opportunities.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49230
 22.06.2011
My mom gave my favourite snoop some sort of compass iron and a cute flash... And I am a poppy polyethylene ^_^

p.s Make your kids happy ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49229
 22.06.2011
Creators from the advertising agency "Voshod" of Yekaterinburg, placed fragments of books on the bottles of air refreshers.
Our prayers were heard.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49228
 22.06.2011
XXX: Write in the claw so that you don’t beat
Judging by how it hurts, I now do it myself :)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49227
 22.06.2011
epic fail, say...fail is when you watch amateur porn and suddenly realize that this action takes place in the apartment that you shot a week ago(((

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49226
 22.06.2011
The Belarusian:

Dear Universe, when I repeated the mantra “Money is getting more and more, it’s coming to me with an endless flow,” I didn’t mean devaluation!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49225
 22.06.2011
The Russians want to return the militia.
Q: Is there a psychiatrist in the state Duma?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49224
 22.06.2011
Status in contact:
So why...? Why Do Philosophers Need Economics?

Commentary :
Well judging by "Economics" - Philologists you crazy... Maybe something will work out with the economy...

by Fugu Fish

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49223
 22.06.2011
Yyy: Daddy is burning)))
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I came home, everyone is sleeping. When I go to the kitchen, he drinks sleeping water.
I said, I had a nightmare.
Which?
-I came to Irkutsk on a tank.. and I had him at the station 2 alkasha spied.. and I had a few bags of salt there.. I was chasing them, and they were hiding with him somewhere.. well how can you hide with the tank...? I woke up and there was no tank.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №49222
 22.06.2011
<Ravox> pzds
<Ravox> for the sake of the director's versions of the Lord of the Rings in HD wipe out all porn on the computer
<Ravox> Who am I after that?
<El_Pasador> Elf of the 80th level

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49221
 22.06.2011
She said I’m cute =)
YYY: Again on the liars pulled?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49220
 22.06.2011
Fuck me, I am a man.
[22:46:45] Maria: I sit in cowards, I drink beer with whiskey, I listen to lymp biscuit...
[22:47:23] Yuri: in female trousers alcohol-free beer
Yuri: You are not a man.
Yuri: You are a kind of pidaras.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49219
 22.06.2011
Every year, about 4,000 people are damaged by tea bags.
I will try to introduce
Yes, you’ll get it, yes
You put it in a bowl, yes.
Brandon Heat: and he has you so HU*K from the windshield in the breath

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49218
 22.06.2011
The medusa Tripedalia cystophora has no brain, but has an impressive optical apparatus – a total of 24 eyes.
The comments:
Why does it have eyes if it has no brain?
YYY: Brainless to look back.
ZZZ: It’s stupid on the sides.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49217
 22.06.2011
We will be three developers.
xxx:1 experienced and two of us
yyy: preferably 1 experienced and 2 experimental

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49216
 22.06.2011
I set up and install Windows, Linux. I install packages of software=) I work for ebu=)
Tag: for food
I agree with you too XD

c) FiZiKiZb

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49215
 22.06.2011
Zzz: Yesterday I broke the worm.
zzz:driving through the semi-empty parking lot of the supermarket, saw in front of it a small wreck of sand and garbage, 2 meters in diameter...And instead of riding around, cynically scattered it.
Zzzz: I am still worried.
Zzzz: It was very small =(

Nera

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