communist 2012-06-21 06:49:59
Now a new one is born.
The expression... watched yesterday
as a child chased the ball, and there is one
He knocks at the door and cries in.
The voice of his partners.
You are churches...

You don’t read mistakes.
I read with my eyes.

I sit at work, I have 2 crowns in my hands, I take it to my mouth, I am going to lick...
And then a candy comes to me – that’s the boss shouted: “Candies should be eaten, not batteries, Bender!”!" ?

From Habr.

Tagged: Gorshkoetnlbosch
This word came to me in the SMS :)
I sit here, what does that mean?
Are there thoughts? Or is it a code? Per there are services that will give a hint?

yyy:I also send such SMS when the phone in my pocket removes the lock =) Sometimes I still call and shuffle the pants to the interlocutor.

From the article MH Russia:
Let's say, the applicant must designate on the map a route of 10 km along the forested mountains in an unknown terrain and run it as quickly as possible. The guy is focused, of course, on moving more sharply and not getting lost, but on the way “suddenly” he encounters 5-6 bugs – “drug traffickers”. And for him, meanwhile, with the help of cameras fortified on trees, psychologists monitor.
Once on such a test, a boy from Russia (194 cm tall and 120 kg weighing) first offered the bandits to escape in a good way, and when they refused, struck all six under the admired screams of the examination commission and continued the cross, as nothing happened.

And we go to a picnic on Saturday, as many as 6 people!!! I think we will also record our walk.
The campaign will take place under the title "no alcohol and cholesterol!", during which alcoholic beverages and cholesterol-containing products will be brutally destroyed with preliminary torture on hot coals.

Dear mathematicians, physicists, engineers and other sensible people! Do not repeat my mistakes! Do not use notebooks with glossy paper for humanitarian lectures! When the time comes to use them as intended, you will realize that the glossy paper on the bends gives tough angles.

@skunkeatsbanana
Even the notorious Frank Baum in his "Wizard of Oz" noted that the brains are only in horrors.

Half a glass of romance, a couple of cubes of sense of humor, a piece of adventure... fuck, who has so much cynicism again?? to

by spr!te

A Danish writes:

The train was cancelled and I couldn’t get home.
The next when?
In 15 minutes. I sit in the business room at the station, eat chocolate (that’s where I got it for free) and write to you on wi-fi. Please do not comment.
The fucking bourgeoisie!! to
I asked not to comment...

This morning, at the tram stop "Dram Theater" stood a man of solid years, and, not in a hurry, shaved with a single-use machine, looking into the pocket mirror. I would say it’s 100% Harms, but we’re not in Peter, but in Perm.

@skunkeatsbanana
The values of the Vatican are incompatible with the ego’s disgrace. This is the case when you have a puppy.

@skunkeatsbanana
The girls never refused me in sex!
How did you that?! to
I just don’t predict.

Happy Birthday, Victor Robertovich... You will always be in our hearts...

A familiar girl graduated from the state university, good knowledge, smart.
From our conversation:
I: How did you defend your diploma?
She: defended on "excellent; the commission notes a high scientific level", you can prepare for an interview in "Ashan")

Comments on the article about Coelho

The xxx:

The grey cabbage!! to
If you are not close to this genre of literature and the course of your thoughts is exclusively superficial - this does not mean that you can so categorically water a person with dirt!
Pyramid is fading.

YYYY :

If you find a deep meaning in coelya, why do you read it? You will find the same meaning by looking at the carpet.

and ZZZ:

The carpet is interesting.

The woman in the VC wrote that she did the test, said she was not pregnant. And I sit in the skype with the student, in the toy ruby.
And so loudly: fucking fucking!
Student: What is it?
I: Yes, my friend’s delay was long.
Student by Ping?

I work as a photographer for weddings, anniversaries, etc. On orders we go for three - two photographers and a video operator. So here is one of the important requirements for us, photographers, not to fall into the frame.
You know, on the camera, a red light is lit when the recording is going, so my friend, that the second photographer, seeing this red light, blows me "Let’s go!!! The Eye of Sauron!"
This is a professional term.

I’m flying, if I’m not mistaken, to Aberdeen, Scotland, but that doesn’t matter. In the plane, we fly. There are clouds around, only clouds around. Next to me sits an intelligent lady looking, reading a French newspaper. I stuck my nose in the book, everything is peaceful and wonderful. The stewardess passes, the lady breaks away from reading her newspaper, so calmly calls the girl to herself and gently asks "Milotka", and maybe I will open my illuminator, or something very hot.

I am in rain.

The teacher to whom I am going to take the exam on Monday has just been late for a 40 minute session of the department and has fallen there with an ice cream.
And then we asked him for the phone number and mail, in order to drop the work, so he wrote them on a paper plane, which from the meeting of the department brought o_O