Boss, forgive me, I will no longer crack, I understood everything and realized, I will change, only please, do not need more of this contextual advertising about the art of anal sex!!! and (

It is very evident in our lives. "The effect of the notary". It is named by me in honor of the striking phenomenon in which, in any city on the planet, wherever we go, we will everywhere encounter the notarial offices. They will be everywhere, we will find them more than pharmacies and hairdressers.
And this will continue until you need a notary.
As soon as the notaries hear this, they will immediately begin to dig into the ground, reduce their signs seven times, hide in bushes and pretend to be a hunter with a dog. And you will wander through the streets, looking around - and wasted.
Of course, the same is done by other institutions - but nobody does it better than notaries.
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Dad "reads" a story of the year.
Husband: And here’s the grandfather asking: "Speak like me, old lady, colobok"
The grandmother went, sprinkled, brought flour, sprinkled wood, melted the stove, applied water and baked a stove for grandfather.
What does your grandmother do all that? Did the grandfather do nothing at all, lying on the couch?
Go on, woman. Don’t stop us from reading real men’s stories!

Today I saw how a guy wrote to a girl "You
I did not have a direct Bazaar", and she replied "Thank you".
Then I realized that my compliments were of type "W
Your beautiful left eye" is not the worst.

My chemistry average is 97. Appeal to the Court of Appeal - 100 will. I tell him not to be angry with God.

Not insulting, of course, but why am I not beautiful? Everything is important, not just the appearance. But without appearance, unfortunately, even communicating will not be pleasant.
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Not insulting, of course, but why am I poor? Everything is important in a man, not just the business grip. But without a highly paid position, unfortunately, even communicating will be unpleasant.

Jirko is stunned. He began to tell that the DPR and LPR were created by the Americans to extract resources from Russia.

The BBB: Aha Even Soloviev began to troll him "and is there anything in this world that is not the fault of the Americans?"

AA: By the way, the Russian Alexander Borodai, who is currently in Moscow, took an active part in the creation of the DPR. Is he an American agent?

BBB: Most impressive is the acting play of Pasha Gubareva. This secret agent is so completely maximized under degeneration that no one could suspect anything.

Why did Midas not ask his servant to feed him? How to feed children with a spoon? Or do you eat without your hands, the same grapes? How did he handle a small need?
and +++++++
According to the ancient Greek standards, it all ended, one can say, with Hollywood’s happy end. Turning her daughter into a golden statue, Midas no longer wanted to experiment and rushed to Dionysus and asked to do everything as it was. Dionysus told him to swim in the river, and Midas was healed. And the river then became like the gold-bearing Clondike.

I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen.
I personally know a lot of the same guys.

For lovers and non-lovers of coffee:
Is it better to do this in a couple? One drinks coffee and “turns” out, the second in the sight of everyone presses out the condensation from the mayonnaise pack to the first, the first someone from the audience warns, what he reacts like “you play me” and drink coffee with condensation in no way.

Xxx: body positive, body negative...
Yyy: The body relative! "As far as the fat bear is concerned, I am still slim".

The teacher smiled with his bad, wise smile and made a sandwich with a frog.
and eaten.
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Loiso Pondechva, is it you?and ;)

Well, you all so advocate Western values and education, you so hate what was done in the USSR. Eat the result! It will only be worse.
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If in the USSR there was such a good education - where did all these stereotypical aunts come from under the pencil, who look at Malysheva and can't read three words in Russian on the screen?

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia that Tbilisi teenagers through magnetofone amplifiers turn on the streets of the city recordings of the roar of tigers to mock passers.

I write from Israel. “Women, do not believe the unmasculine who shout, ‘Look, you will serve, then we will talk about equality.’” We serve, and yet the fools have a thousand repulsions, why a woman lives better.

I remembered one parable, maybe not quite in the topic, I don’t know...
and ***
It is better to have some berries with residual greens than just lose them.
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The man had a box of slugs.He sees that a few pieces have been taken or overlooked. They should be eaten before they are completely destroyed. and eaten. The next morning, a few more slugs turned out to be lying over - again eaten. And so on, and so on... And in the end we see that a person, having initially had a whole box of excellent slugs, ate a box of crushed slugs, and never tried normal ones.

xxx: she will call him "I will reinstall", and he will come, put Ubuntu and leave))
yyy: worthy of screening

The Army PF! The army does not impose responsibility on you for 18 years. The army is not worth you a penny. The army does not require you to attract all the knowledge and skills you have (unless you are a qualified military specialist). The army does not hang on you in the old age of grandchildren. There is no need to take a mortgage for the army. I’d better serve three times. I give birth again.

I bought a shit.
The phrase written in the rules of operation plunged me into deep reflection:
Do not put water on fire.

The Russian Post continues to rejoice.
Today in the mail:
Why didn’t you put the tickets in the mailbox?? to
Operator: The postman took the letters and went to spread... four days ago (
O_O