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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129733
 21.06.2016
22 minutes of the match Russia-Wales. I read clearly on the lips of Akinfeev "foolish, foolish".
I guess who he is, the judge, his defender, or about himself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129732
 21.06.2016
xxx: By the way, hog is a beard, and wart is a wart. How did we avoid the Swine Fever School?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129731
 21.06.2016
The phrase of the day (commentator): "How badly it all starts" - at the 20th minute at the 0:2.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129730
 21.06.2016
Announcement in a free newspaper:
I am changing 15 footballers of Russian origin for one.
Messi is ready to give all Russian Premier League and First Division teams.
Call the Ministry of Sports of Russia
Ask the grief.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129729
 21.06.2016
In the status I had was "live here and now". Friend asks how to translate, I say translate yourself
He writes the type of leben-it is to live, and here and now and so understandably, it is her and gesture.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129728
 21.06.2016
I explain:

I don’t understand one thing: why are men so outraged by the women’s struggle for their rights? Are women going to take away some rights from men, or are they going to hang some duties? In what way? Explain, guys, what you are so afraid of.

They fear that women will begin to be treated as they do to women!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129727
 21.06.2016
Listened to...
Looking for a beautiful girl in blue dresses and military coloring jackets pink-green. I went to the cemetery near the village you looked at me wiped out the sweat drowned and then started to buri something. A little bit of hunting! I will find a pet! Admina Pechenek Anon
The first answer
X: I probably went home.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129726
 21.06.2016
The law is implemented not only on paper, but also in practice. The right to work and receive a decent salary has long been realized. If a woman is truly qualified, she will find an application elsewhere where the boss will not be obscured by the fear of the decree. This is the realization of the principle of equality: is something wrong? You are free to look for another place.

The Invisible Hand of the Market" So find out finally that this “hand” worked perfectly only in Adam Smith’s theory. In practice, in countries with a market economy, the state interferes strongly in this economy, for example, prohibiting cartel conspiracies, protecting its markets from foreign producers, etc. If the state did not interfere in the relationship between the employer and the wage worker, you, the bird, would still work 12 hours a day for a bowl of bread, regardless of gender and age. The equality, ch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129725
 21.06.2016
In all my past jobs and from the experience of my sister-friends with equal salaries and positions, women still beat the offices if there are no cleaners. And if there is a cleaner, then for every holiday like NG or DR, the boss prepares / cleans / washes dishes for themselves and men-workers. No one, of course, thinks about raising the salary for such nonsense, and here it turns out that raising the bag is a reason to make the salary more...

And if the commission comes, you do everything at an accelerated pace, in greater volume, constantly smiling.
Then, sit with them at the table, entertain them with conversations, smile in response to the swallowing drunk hanya. Are there candidates for this?


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129724
 21.06.2016
The > racism

Where did you get that word? I beg you to stop!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129723
 21.06.2016
Equality is here.

I am ready for reality without sexism. For ladies to approach, get acquainted, drive to a restaurant, give iPhones, and I would just fuck them, long and high quality. I can’t wait for such equality.

My neighbor lives like this: different girls (contrary to stereotypes, very beautiful and young) take him to restaurants, feed him, dress him, and cheat them with gifts, and he just fuck them, looks good for them and sometimes talks. So before wearing, judge yourself carefully: is there an elegant musculature that has spent more than twenty years building? Is there charisma and charm? Have a cute face? If not, congratulations, you are not drawing, described "equality" is not for you. And now I straightened my face and worked, black, the sun is still high.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129722
 21.06.2016
The right to work and receive a decent salary has long been realized. If a woman is truly qualified, she will find an application elsewhere where the boss will not be obscured by the fear of the decree. ...

Well yes. All you have to do is be the best of all and run and look for a guilty employer. And this man just needs to be born with the right whisper in order to be in the same conditions.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129721
 21.06.2016
<small_grandmother> What’s wrong with veganism? Well, if Adam and Eve weren’t vegans, they’d just squeeze a talking snake, and that’d be the end. Veganism is a path to the bottom.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129720
 21.06.2016
And the main prize in the nomination "the most boring gossip" receives gossip about equal rights of women and men!!! Bravo friends, you have surpassed yourself!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129719
 21.06.2016
According to WHO:
The likelihood of a 15-year-old girl dying from a maternity-related cause is 1 in 4,900 in developed countries, compared to 1 in 180 in developing countries. In countries marked as unstable countries, this risk is 1 in 54.
#yes_what_benefit_from this_feminism

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129718
 21.06.2016
I'm not going to go to the army, I'm not going to go to the army, I'm going to go to the army.
You sleep with the military.
WOW: he will either define you in gay, or he will embrace you by great love)))
Yes, and so on the subject.
zzz: ah, and if it is "not so", then it is at the stage of
Zzzz: will send to the psychic, which is also an option
Qqq: and even better pick up from it in the process something incurable
Qqq: to be sure 😉

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129717
 21.06.2016
You are in vain so neglectful of the mammoth shit, from the point of view of archaeology - it is a very rare and extremely valuable material.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №129716
 21.06.2016
A long time ago, in a distant galaxy, when I was still studying in the universe, we had a group of two blacks, foreign students from Nigeria. One of them is a very unpleasant type and, in addition to everything else, the lover of playing a black card constantly complained that we don’t help him, we don’t communicate with him because he’s a Niger. Although with the second we were a guy, who was no less Niger, everyone communicated well and helped him both in the study and with the household part (to try to buy cheaper and better, cook, the whole group dropped him the winter jacket bought).
So that’s what I’m doing – maybe if you’re considered a fucker – it’s not because you’re a woman, you’re just a fucker.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129715
 21.06.2016
This trouble happened to me a few years ago. After a heavy Friday shower, I woke up in the middle of the June Saturday and went to the shower: I turned on the water, walked down, and washed my head. The algorithm is usual. A little shampoo got into my eyes and I had to close them for a while. What was my surprise when I opened them, I realized that I could see nothing. Absolutely no hell. I was shocked to wash my eyes, scrolling parallel in my head the thought that the manufacturer of the shampoo somewhere seriously crushed and thus deprived me of sight or it was all from yesterday’s drink, which could have turned out to be burnt. And as I’ve heard from burned alcohol, you can easily get blind or worse. All this resembled some nightmare dream in which you run, but you can’t escape, only in this version I stared carefully into the blackness, intensifying the whirlwind, but could not see anything. After standing up a little and a little accustomed to the thought of loss of vision, I decided that first and foremost we need to calm down, get out of the breath and then look for help. Not without difficulty, only on the spot, but I managed to get out of the wet bath. Then I opened the door and immediately hit the face of the bright daylight flooding the apartment. Everything was okay with me. Just the moment I closed my eyes for the shampoo, the house turned off electricity and the bathroom without windows and gaps came into complete darkness.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129714
 21.06.2016
Dear feminists and feminists! You are fighting with air. There is no such problem in the country. There are problems of the heroic organization of labor, the insecurity of all people.

Explain, if you have not yet plotted the screen: a long-haul driver in Russia is often (not always) a mechanical box, a killed car, a blowable body and so on, a long-haul driver in developed countries - everything can be the opposite.
A miner in our underdeveloped country is heavy physical labor, a stressful attitude of the management, a risk of life due to the blocking of gas detection systems, just a grave of health, a miner in a developed country - all the same, but vice versa + a psychologist for going down underground + equipping with a technique that replaces hellish physical work.
Even the taper / slicer / welding machine in us is associated with the raising of unliftable equipment. There are no free people, no loaders, no equipment and no equipment, and most importantly, there are no unions and no protection if he does not want to bury himself.

Spend your energy not where it is easier to lower it, but where it is more necessary - in that the work for ALL MEN in Russia is modern, safe, equipped, thoughtful - and, you see, women will go (and will take them) and miners, and manufacturing workers and tractors, if there are good tractors and their corresponding maintenance. And there, you see, and men will live a little longer, without killing themselves in such detrimental working conditions and will begin to live to their grandchildren on an equal basis with their grandmothers.
Peace to all! Look at the root of the problem.)

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