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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6933
 17.06.2008
Ender (23:00:22 1/06/2008)
Do you need a turtle?
Ender (23:00:36 1/06/2008)
It is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so.
Ender (23:00:48 1/06/2008)
You don’t understand sleeping or dying.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6932
 17.06.2008
Swanky =
The ballet was played in 2 acts and with a 15-minute break.)

Leon is
Oh you watched?

Swanky =
Yes... 1:0

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6931
 17.06.2008
Nell:...you understand, before there were so many different fun activities: hiding, fighting, playing in the store, and now...

Tanya: And now it's fun just one thing.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6930
 17.06.2008
Talk about the male sexual organs:

He is so big and thick...
2 and hair.
And then it also spit!!! to
2nd AAAA! This is Siddhartha!! OO

An interesting turn.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6929
 17.06.2008
The presence of two girls in different hair colors - incredibly raises the desire to keep the apartment clean :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6928
 17.06.2008
by Rainman:
Which button can kill all of your plans?

Youppy :
What is next"

by Rainman:
I meant a nuclear suitcase, but your option is somewhat more vital.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6927
 17.06.2008
Zk is fucking. Modem turned on his head :-(
What about you with a modem on your head?:D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6926
 17.06.2008
[Ichat] "kpm" changes his name to "Kyril"
[Ichat] "Kyril" changes his name to "Kyril"
[Ichat] "Kmmrill" changes its name to "DAH!"
[Ichat] "BETHING!" changes his name to "Kyril"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6925
 17.06.2008
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For people to cut off such weekends, you need to gradually get out of them... and not once a bat and Monday

whey (22:52:06 15/06/2008)
that is. There should be some resurrection)) or later... no, better a resurrection)))
I propose to exclude Monday from life, to call the first day after Sunday a Sunday and it will be intended for adaptation procedures.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6924
 17.06.2008
Why are we silent?

ZEN: Would you like to try to translate this phrase from female?:D

Tag: take risks

Zen: “I want to talk to you, but I don’t know what to say, so come up with it yourself, you’re a man.”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6923
 17.06.2008
I heard from a DJ on the radio:
"It seems that our roads are being repaired by landscape design specialists"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6922
 17.06.2008
Oh (4.00 in the morning) the mom of the electricity that woke up, ran into the room splashed me with a compass crashed into the google enrolled the "psycho matrix of Pythagoras" pressed the search and killed... she is afraid....

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6921
 17.06.2008
Hicks
According to observations of Russian submarines, a floating white bear, pursued by a submarine, is able to develop a speed of up to 3.5 knots.


Hicks
only our fucks could come up with the submarine chasing the bears and proudly describe it in Wikipedia)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6920
 17.06.2008
Thefin
Meeting with Stella.

Nikita Arinichev
In what?

Thefin
Stella is such a high thin hive (sometimes with all kinds of hives), which represents some cultural value.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6919
 17.06.2008
XXX: Why is there nothing from the locker??? Not enough space on the disk.
Guess with one attempt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6918
 17.06.2008
Q: You know...
My grandfather was a very wise man.
Do you know what he said in such cases?
XHH: What is it?
Go on to the wicked!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6917
 17.06.2008
Ro~BOT
What do you want to do with the doctor?

by Hamster@Home
World peace and fucking America, what?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6916
 17.06.2008
xxx: I know how MTS to win the tender on provision of service provider services for iPhone)
YYY: How is it?
They need to bite their eggs.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6915
 17.06.2008
The authorities changed three jury councils, but never found in Russia
12 people who would consider the murder of Chubais a crime.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6914
 17.06.2008
The less you drink, the longer your virginity.

c) Half a piece of sausage

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